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Jordox
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posted August 06, 2007 10:42 PM

fair enough man. i see where you're coming from now.

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KingBean
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posted August 06, 2007 10:48 PM

Hahaha, I read that as "shut up Bean, Ive had enough and you're an idiot".

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Jordox
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posted August 07, 2007 04:08 AM

haha nah man
hahah thats funny

i do understand what you mean but i still liked the movie

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T-Bag
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posted August 07, 2007 08:59 AM

When did this thread start talking about movies other than The Simpson's Movie?

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Jordox
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posted August 07, 2007 09:09 AM

haha, saw a new episode tonight. the 400th! it was actually pretty hilarious and had a good plot too, probly a stupid end tho.
but last weeks new episode was crap as.
so like ive said, its very much hit'n'miss

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adman
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posted August 13, 2007 11:28 PM

Die Hard 4.0
Shows that big Bruce Willis still has it! Riddled with action and one-liners you won't be forgetting anytime soon.. Not to mention a pretty cool plot to boot!

4.5/5 beans

and last night Trav will be pleased to read I watched Hot Fuzz.. Funny fuckin movie! Definately rates higher for me than Shaun of the Dead.. Even Mum and Dad both thoroughly enjoyed it!

4/5 beans

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Jizzle
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posted August 13, 2007 11:30 PM

you guys and your shitty pomy movies

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adman
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posted August 13, 2007 11:31 PM

You and your ridiculous hatred for the accents! It just doesn't make sense! it was a funny movie man, accents or no!

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Jizzle
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posted August 13, 2007 11:35 PM

man i wish i didnt hate the accents just like you wish you didnt hate cheese, but i just do and cant help it

no offence stingger but your accent sux balls

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^Stargirl
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posted August 14, 2007 12:34 AM

and so does your cheese, pommy boy.

FUCK THIS i keep forgetting to sign out

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KingBean
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posted August 14, 2007 01:39 AM

Haha... I'll bet he'd be more offended by that cheese comment from Adam than the accent one from Jarryd.

Shaun Of The Dead held so much potential for me and I was really looking forward to it, but in teh end it didn't really deliver what I was hoping for.

Haven't seen Hot Fuzz.

And Die Hard... ha, surely it can't be 'good'! Give us an example of a memorable one-liner.

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eloise
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posted August 14, 2007 01:50 AM

i watched black snake moan

it was good because christina ricci is a sexy little thing (and i mean she is TINY, like pocket rocket style, but with these amazing perky... ah i'll stop now)

other than that
eh
it was ok
justin timberlake isn't too bad an actor and doesn't feature too heavily i guess

watch it to see ms. ricci in her tiny outfit
her acting is pretty spot on too

yeah
that's all

3.5 beans because she's one tight little package

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^Stargirl
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posted August 14, 2007 01:55 AM

I give Die Hard 4.5/5 Beans.
I thought it was a great movie too and I agree with Adam, there was a few great one-liners, not that I can think of any at the moment.

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adman
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posted August 14, 2007 01:59 AM

Ha yeah I really wanna see that elly.. now moreso than ever..

when asked where this chick is, Detective John McClane comes back with "Asian chick, likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass. "

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KingBean
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posted August 14, 2007 02:08 AM

lol

Case closed.

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adman
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posted August 14, 2007 02:22 AM

I can keep going if you'd like, but I don't really want to ruin all the good ones.. you should just see it.

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Lollaworth
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posted August 15, 2007 09:51 PM

Loved it, typical unrealistic awesome action movie that i have come to expect and love from Bruce Willis.

Adam the fact that i had read your post before going to see this made the SUV line even funnier.

quote:

The Warlock: Why did you bring a cop to my command center?
McClane: Its a Basement.

Haha loads of reasons why i liked it, stil like Die Hard 3 better though.

3.75 Beans

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Jizzle
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posted August 15, 2007 10:10 PM

haha yeah it was good, was sayin to adam i liked it where he first picks up the kid and they are drivin and some guys on his bonnet and he flies off the kid goes "wow did you see that?"

and mclane goes "did i see it? kid i fucken did it!!"

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adman
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posted August 15, 2007 11:20 PM

Haha yeah, I'm glad you liked it bean! I also got a chuckle out of this gem

"You just killed a helicopter with a car! "

"I was out of bullets."

I'm also pretty keen for RAMBO 4!

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KingBean
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posted August 16, 2007 12:01 AM

Hahaha, I thought the movie would be shit because it would be a typical action movie with crappy one-liners, but it sounds like it's more tongue-in-cheek than anything. More, more!!

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adman
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posted August 16, 2007 01:07 AM

Nope, I'm stopping. go see it, it's worth it!

even has a Kevin Smith cameo in it

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Lollaworth
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posted August 16, 2007 01:11 AM

Haha ok, McClane meeting the FBI agent who will be escorting him and some computer genius...

FBI Agent: I'm Agent Johnson, I'll take you through.
John McClane: [laughs] Agent Johnson?
FBI Agent: That's right.

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KingBean
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posted August 16, 2007 01:36 AM

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adman
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posted August 16, 2007 01:55 AM

hahah yeah that was funny, but apparently it had a deeper meaning than I first thought! (thankyou, IMDB!)

Die Hard (1988)
- McClane reacts negatively to a federal agent named 'Johnson'. The original Die Hard featured two ineffectual FBI agents with the same name.

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Lollaworth
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posted August 16, 2007 02:13 AM

Im guessing that Bean didnt get it...? Johnson ha so funny its like the lamest possible name for an FBI agent.

I do feel a bit stupid now though because initially I just laughed at the stereotypical agent with the generic name, had no idea it had an even better meaning...thanks Adman.

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