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eloise
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posted August 16, 2007 02:15 AM      Profile for eloise   Author's Homepage   Email eloise   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i thought it was meant to be funny because johnson means penis

and i didn't think it was funny

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posted August 16, 2007 02:36 AM      Profile for KingBean   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Haha... Agent Penis would have gotten a rise out of me.

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posted August 16, 2007 02:48 AM      Profile for adman   Email adman   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
ha nah bean that's why I laughed too. cos yeah it's like the generic movie/tv show agent name. in fact I'm surprised Agent Smith was called that in Matrix, and not agent Johnson..

I'm not sure whether the joke was ACTUALLY meant to be funny because of the inept agents in the earlier die hard, or cos it's just a generic name. but some nerd posted that at IMDB so yeah..

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posted August 16, 2007 03:36 AM      Profile for eloise   Author's Homepage   Email eloise   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
yeah, i hear agent penis is a hard man though

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posted August 16, 2007 03:48 AM      Profile for adman   Email adman   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
hahahahah

was trying to think of something good. had nothing =(

go el, go

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posted August 16, 2007 04:04 AM      Profile for eloise   Author's Homepage   Email eloise   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
you forgot he's also a working stiff?

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posted August 16, 2007 06:41 AM      Profile for Lollaworth     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by eloise:
yeah, i hear agent penis is a hard man though

Possibly one of the funniest posts ever, what a classic!!! That blows all the dong jokes out of the water! HAHAHA

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posted August 16, 2007 10:07 AM      Profile for eloise   Author's Homepage   Email eloise   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
oh how we laughed at uni at the guy whose surname was dong

we even took to stealing and wearing his name badge

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posted August 19, 2007 06:34 AM      Profile for KingBean   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
No more Johnson jokes? You haven't gone soft on me have you?

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posted August 19, 2007 07:21 AM      Profile for Jizzle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
haha bean im not sure if that was joke or not but it was funny

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posted August 19, 2007 07:43 AM      Profile for eloise   Author's Homepage   Email eloise   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no, penis jokes i think are still quite plentiful (touch wood)

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posted August 21, 2007 10:18 AM      Profile for Parko   Email Parko   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Im excited about Indiana Jones 4,

but then again I'm wierd.
Arguably the greatest movies ever made. :-P

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posted August 21, 2007 07:12 PM      Profile for adman   Email adman   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah I'm pretty hyped for it too Parko.. might have to watch the others again before I hit the cinemas for 4

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posted August 21, 2007 09:15 PM      Profile for Parko   Email Parko   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
any excuse is a good one mate.

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posted August 22, 2007 03:54 AM      Profile for Jizzle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
yeah maybe ill take this sick time to watch the indie movies

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posted August 22, 2007 07:55 AM      Profile for Jordox   Author's Homepage   Email Jordox   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
havent you seen them yet?? hahahahaha
that was one funny post you made a few pages ago [Thumbs up]

indie 4?? is harrison ford in it, gee he must be tired. how old is he?

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posted August 22, 2007 09:16 AM      Profile for Jizzle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
he'd have to be in it,

i think hes pushin 100 now

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posted August 22, 2007 08:13 PM      Profile for ^Stargirl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Close...he is 65

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Yeah hes old but he gets to wear a hat all the time so you cant see his old man hair.

Thanks parko youve given me the urge to go and watch the other Indianna's, Like i wanna watch them right now. Hahaha i can remember the cool asian boy "oh no Dr Jones" haha he was a classic.

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posted August 23, 2007 03:16 AM      Profile for Parko   Email Parko   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
My favourite movies ever, but wont stop me making jokes though :-P

Indiana Jones 4 and the case of arthritis.

Indiana Jones and the nursing home fall.

Indiana Jones and the Bingo attack!!

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posted August 23, 2007 03:19 AM      Profile for eloise   Author's Homepage   Email eloise   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
when i was about 10 i had a crush on The Young Indiana Jones

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posted August 23, 2007 03:39 AM      Profile for adman   Email adman   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hahaha yeah I like them..

Indiana Jones and the temple of Bingo

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Indiana Jones And The Lawn Of Skateboarding Kids

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Raiders of the Lost Hearing

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The Adventures Dentures Of Indiana Jones

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