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adman
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posted October 08, 2007 01:57 AM

for the first time in tBSoff history..

*high fives george*

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posted October 08, 2007 02:07 AM

I pretty much agree with Adam, I dont think they are gay and your take on the escalator scene is pretty much what i thought.

The scene in the sleeping bags in my opinion was them finally admitting they DO care about each other after constantly saying shit about not caring and not missing each other when they go to uni. Obviously they exagerated this moment to make us laugh, and if i remember correctly it worked!

There was gay themes in the movie and i think they were deliberate, but for comic value.

On a lighter note i read somewhere an argument in favor of Seth being gay is that he wanted Jules..and that means he is gay because Jules can be a guys name. HAHA disregard the fact that Jules was hot.

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posted October 08, 2007 04:13 AM

and looked like caity!!

el, your idea of funny gaytime activities is creepy

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posted October 08, 2007 07:19 AM

i don't really think she looked like me but i like ppl saying it! umm i think gay clown sex is very scary too bahahahaha, oh dear, gona have nightmares tonight!

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^Stargirl
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posted October 08, 2007 07:10 PM

I don't think she looked like Caity at all. In fact they look completely different, what movie were you watching Jordan or maybe you were looking at Caity everytime Jules was on so you are not confused

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T-Bag
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posted October 08, 2007 09:54 PM

After reading that post from Eloise about gay clowns it kinda got me thinking... And then i found this:

How funny are gay clowns, seriously!

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posted October 08, 2007 10:04 PM

i thought she looked a bit like cady from a distance at the very start when they were in the home ec room but after that they didnt really look alike

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posted October 08, 2007 10:28 PM

CAITY

EMMA STONE (JULES from SUPERBAD)

LORD VOLDEMORT

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KingBean
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posted October 09, 2007 12:38 AM

Haha that's fucking stupid that someone was saying Jules could be a guys name therefore he's gay. I'm happy to let this thing slide but I really do think there could be more to it than just some laughs.

Trav, that photo looks Photoshopped.

And yes I can see a slight resemblance to Caity. Not in that picture, but in some. If you go here, enter some fake details, go to Are You Superbad? then click on the girls, I reckon she looks like Caity a bit there, making that face.

Ha, and while you're at that site, click on the lunchbox in the corner, and it has all the penis drawings... hahahhaa.

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posted October 09, 2007 04:59 AM

haha good old voldy

i reckon from a distance like jarryd said, she looked more like caity than anyone ive seen before! but then when there was a closer shot of here face talking and shit, it wasnt like her.

either way, theyre both sexy

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posted January 17, 2008 02:19 AM

Well its been a long summer and this thread hasn't been used at all.. I'm shocked considering i have seen 5 movies at the cinema this summer not to mention the countless screeners that have found themself to me... So I thought I might get the ball rolling, feel free to add your reviews and ratings below to any films you have seen this summer:

CLOVERFIELD: Since this film only came out today and I had the day off I took my good friend Jeremy along to see this unique movie by Lost creator J.J. Abrams. Shot completely af if by hand held camera the film follows the activities of a group of young partiers over 7 hours as New York City is attacked by a Godzilla type monster. A short film at only 80 minutes but since it is meant to be filmed on a hand held and the same battery and tape is used throughout it is realalistic. I wont give any more than that away as alot has been done to keep the plot and the monster a secret. But I highly recommend this film as a must see, if you are into action and suspence and a little bit of a scare or just like cinematography at its best then this is the summer film for you. 4.5 / 5.0 BEANS

I Am Legend: 4.5 / 5.0 BEANS
Bee Movie: 5.0 / 5.0 BEANS
The Golden Compass: 4.0 / 5.0 BEANS
27 Dresses: 2.0 / 5.0 BEANS
The Water Horse: 3.0 / 5.0 BEANS
Sydney White: 2.5 / 5.0 BEANS
Shoot'em Up: 4.0 / 5.0 BEANS
Gone Baby Gone: 4.0 / 5.0 BEANS
The Bucketlist: 2.5 / 5.0 BEANS
Good Luck Chuck: 3.0 / 5.0 BEANS
The Nanny Diaries: 2.5 / 5.0 BEANS

[ January 17, 2008 06:13 PM: Message edited by: Wombat Alliance ]

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KingBean
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posted January 17, 2008 04:26 AM

Where is your 5 bean rating for Bee Movie?

I saw the trailer for Cloverfield yesterday, it looks okay but just looks like an episode of Lost set in New York, and Lost pisses me off so I doubt I'll enjoy Cloverfield. From the trailer I saw... who the fuck has a handheld camera that records in that good quality??? That really annoyed me in the 120 seconds of the trailer, I can imagine it really grating after 80 minutes.

I Am Legend was great, 4 beans.
Bee Movie, 3.5 beans.
The 40 Year Old Virgin, 1.5 beans.
One Hour Photo, 3.5 beans.

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posted January 17, 2008 10:04 AM

i watched i am legend last night on youtube
all alone
in bed
in the dark
after midnight

i was petrified

i like sci fi futuristic type plots, and it pretty much had one. i was afraid.

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posted January 17, 2008 10:04 AM

i am a wuss

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posted January 17, 2008 06:22 PM

I can't believe you gave 'The 40 Year Old Virgin' 1.5 Beans, do you have3 any cred at all? Its a great comedy and a great heart fealt story about a man who has lost his way in the sexual world and a group of friends that try get him laid.. In the end it is only himself who can find the path again thru the love of a good woman!

As for your post about 'Cloverfield' I thought you out of everyone would be appreciate a unique film like this.. As for the camera quality of the film, anything is an improvement on the peice of crap you film with... but seriously, go see it then have an opinion!

*Please note I have edited my previous post to include 'Bee Movie', It have ben such a long and wonderful summer that I forgot I had seen such a fantastic Movie, if you havent seen it go and see it.. 5.0 Beans!

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posted January 17, 2008 09:05 PM

I Am Legend: 2.5 / 5.0 BEANS (too scary)
Bee Movie: 4.0 / 5.0 BEANS
The Golden Compass: 4.0 / 5.0 BEANS
27 Dresses: 3.0 / 5.0 BEANS
The Water Horse: 3.0 / 5.0 BEANS
Sydney White: 4.5 / 5.0 BEANS
Shoot'em Up: 3.5 / 5.0 BEANS
Gone Baby Gone: 4.0 / 5.0 BEANS
The Bucketlist: 3.5 / 5.0 BEANS
Good Luck Chuck: 3.0 / 5.0 BEANS
The Nanny Diaries: 3.5 / 5.0 BEANS
License to Wed: 3.0 / 5.0 BEANS
Suburban Girl: 2.5 / 5.0 BEANS
Blonde Ambition: 3.0 / 5.0 BEANS
Bratz Movie: 2.5 / 5.0 BEANS

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posted January 17, 2008 11:01 PM

No way, 'License to Wed' isnt worth 3.0, its worth 2.0 at the most.. It was a shit house plot and wasn't even funny, worst Robin Williams movie ever apart from 'Runaway Vacction'. If Brendan gave 'The 40 Year Old Virgin' 1.5 he would have given 'License to Wed' -7.0!

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KingBean
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posted January 17, 2008 11:03 PM

That just makes no sense at all.

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adman
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posted January 20, 2008 12:24 AM

Thanks for NOT giving away that in Cloverfield it's a giant monster thing Trav. cos they did try hide it, and i didn't know! jerk.

I saw a few movies too, can't remember all of them and some were at the Drive-In and I wasn't fully into it kinda thing.. but here goes

Bee Movie: 3.5 beans
National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 4 beans
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 3.5 beans
I Am Legend 4 beans
Alien vs. Predator 2 3 beans
Harold & Kumar 3.5 beans

I think that was all.. I didn't get through many over the holidays eh? better try harder next time..

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KingBean
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posted January 20, 2008 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by Wombat Alliance:
I can't believe you gave 'The 40 Year Old Virgin' 1.5 Beans, do you have3 any cred at all?

I asked Hayley if she'd seen it and liked it yesterday. Her response?

"Mmm... two beans."

So ner.

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posted January 20, 2008 08:13 PM

As if the review "Its like Godzilla meets Blair Witch" doesnt give it away... Plus on the Trailer you see part of the monster and the statue of liberties head rolling down the street.. What else could it be, the increadable Hulk? That doesnt come out till June!

And you know as well as I do that Hayley sleeps thru most movies anyway so she gave it 2.0 Beans for only half the film, if she had of been awake for the other half it would have been 4.0

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KingBean
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posted January 20, 2008 08:27 PM

Yeah yeah...

When the hell does Batman come out? That looks sick. The first six minutes ended up on YouTube and it was awesome. Can't wait. Group viewing for sure.

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posted January 20, 2008 08:31 PM

these are the films i saw over the xmas period

Bee movie 3/5 beans
heartbreak kid 3.5/5 beans
i am ledgend 4.5/5 beans
chuck and larry 3.5/5 beans
knocked up 3.5/5 beans
my super ex girlfriend 2.5/5 beans
40 yr old virgin 3/5 beans
no country for old men 2.5/5 beans
juno 3.5/5 beans
ratatoullie 3/5 beans
fight clun 4.5/5 beans

and that concludes my movie viewings for the holidays.

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posted January 20, 2008 09:08 PM

Heaps of comicbook action hitting the cinemas in 2008 and 2009:

Iron Man - 01 May 2008
The Increadable Hulk - 12 June 2008
The Dark Knight - 17 July 2008
The Punisher 2 - 12 September 2008
The Flash - TBA
Iron Fist - TBA

2009:
Shazam!, Barbarella, Captain America, Luke Cage, G.I Joe, Superman: Man of Steel, Tin Tin, The Ghost Who Walks (The Phantom 2), The Green Hornet, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Wonder Woman, Teen Titans, Spider-Man 4, XIII, Sin City 2, Silver Surfer

2010:
The Justice League, Green Lantern, Sub-Mariner, Reboot, The Foundation, 10, Night and Fog, The Ghouly Boys, Nick Fury, Tiger and Cane

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posted January 20, 2008 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by Wombat Alliance:
The Dark Knight - 17 July 2008

Sweet, that's the day before my birthday, which is a Friday knight (lol). I propose we go see it then have birthday drinks somewhere (I guess the Irish would be convenient, though stinky).

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