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KingBean
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posted September 13, 2008 01:44 AM      Profile for KingBean   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Last night I went and saw Funny Games. It was really really good. I just watched the trailer now, and it doesn't look as good as it actually was. I saw it not having any idea what it was about, and it turned out to be great. One thing about it, was that there were parts where one of the main kids spoke to the audience, and at first I thought that was fucking shit and ruining the movie. But further into it they use the technique to really fuck with the viewer and that's when I 'got it'... loved it.

Unfortunately, I saw it by myself, so I didn't get to have that post-film pow-wow we always engage in, and I really wanted to talk about it!! There was an old bloke in there (old as in he had a walking stick old) and I asked him what he thought.. his response was "Terrible!". I laughed and said "You didn't like it?" to which he replied "Dreaful!". Obviously I wasn't gonna get much conversation outta him!! So as I was leaving the Jam Factory I caught up with another guy who was in there, and asked him about it, and he said "It was pretty full on!" but then his phone rang and I was left to ponder it alone.

And, nothing to do with the film, but I was walking back up to the Bookshop afterwards and crosed paths with everyone's favourite insane Swami woman, Raja! She saw me, but I pretended I didn't see her and kept going. I tried to get a photo. Just got her before she went around the corner.

I felt dodge as taking that photo, cos the building on the left there is a parking lot and that's where the dude that takes your ticket sits. He was eyeing me off hardcore.

ANYWAY... Funny Games (which was actually a remake of an old Austrian (i think?) film): 4.5/5 beans.

[ September 13, 2008 01:48 AM: Message edited by: KingBean ]

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posted October 03, 2008 07:01 PM      Profile for ^Stargirl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
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posted October 04, 2008 12:00 AM      Profile for KingBean   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The other night we went and saw Burn After Reading. I thought it was pretty damn funny. 3.75/5 beans.

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posted October 15, 2008 11:45 PM      Profile for Jizzle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
lasnt night the zoid n i watched 21 on bens sweet arse setup,
i really enjoyed it and gave it 4/5 beans,
it had kevin spacey and was based on a true story about a group of kids counting cards
you should check it out [Thumbs up]

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posted October 16, 2008 12:49 AM      Profile for KingBean   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah I enjoyed it as well. It wasn't quite what I was expecting (or, hoping for perhaps) but it was really good. I give it 3.5 beans.

Tonight we're watching Felon. Sounds good, let's hope its good!

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posted October 16, 2008 01:02 AM      Profile for the trainee   Email the trainee   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
wow i just watched the trailer and some clips from 21

sounds awesome might have to get me a copy

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posted October 19, 2008 09:45 PM      Profile for Lollaworth     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I thought 21 was good, not great, ill give it 3 beans.

Million Dollar Baby
I didnt know too much about this movie going in but I really enjoyed it. 4 Beans

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posted October 29, 2008 06:29 PM      Profile for Jezzzz     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
SAW V

i Wont say too much if yall gonna see it. i enjoyed it much more than saw 3 and 4. it makes a little more sense and has some pretty gnarly traps. i give it 3.5 beans

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posted October 29, 2008 08:25 PM      Profile for Babi BootifuL     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ohhh I want to see it now!!!

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posted October 30, 2008 02:09 AM      Profile for Babi BootifuL     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I always forget to give the movies I see a rating..


Burn After Reading
Very different to what I had thought I was going to see. It was pretty funny, but there was also something about it that left me feeling a little empty when it finished.. can't put my finger on it?
3 beans

Body of Lies
AWESOME movie! I had heard lot's of great reports and they were right. Fantastic acting by Russell Crowe and Leonardo DiCaprio.
I recommend it to all tBSer's that like movies based on Terrorism / CIA stuff.
5 beans

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posted October 30, 2008 08:27 PM      Profile for Lollaworth     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Dammit. I was going to see body of lies last week and the people i was going to voted that we should see burn after reading instead.

I actually thought it was really shit, i left the movie thinking what the fuck was that? Granted there were some funny bits but seriously...

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posted October 30, 2008 09:46 PM      Profile for Babi BootifuL     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
That's kind of how I felt.. but the comedy outweighed the 'wtf' for me.

I love George Clooney and Brad Pitt as actors and they absolutely cracked me up in this. George Clooney especially toward the end and Brad Pritt was funny throughout.

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posted October 31, 2008 04:47 AM      Profile for adman   Email adman   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Teagz-

Ha Brenny and Amy i felt exactly the same as you guys about burn before reading. I thought their were some good bits but i either didnt understand it properly cos in the end i was like what? Is it over. Definitely empty.
Then the boyz didnt understand how i felt
Glad someone does dont feel like a loner lol

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With a Rotten Tomatoes rating of just 13% and reviews such as "Puerile and disappointing" and "Dismal, laugh-free comedy that's actually painful to sit through" I was thinking the latest Mike Myers film "The Love Guru" would be a waste of my Sunday afternoon! And after watching it for 5 minutes and Hayley already leaving the room to do other things I sat down and enjoyed a very funny movie. Sure it made no sense and was just silly, but it was nothing like the reviews I had heard and read, probably from people who hadn't watched it. I thought the love guru was a fantastic movie and well worth a look, if not only for the 1,000+ Mike Myers one liners.. 4.0 BEANS

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posted November 02, 2008 05:02 PM      Profile for KingBean   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
With the Burn After Reading thing... I don't see what wasn't to 'get' with it??

Eloise and Dan saw it last week when they were down in Melbourne.. I forget what El thought but Dan said he really enjoyed it as well.

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posted November 02, 2008 06:51 PM      Profile for Babi BootifuL     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It just seemed to end so quickly I guess, more than not understanding what was going on.

My 'wtf' was more directed at the calm and quick nature of the ending. I wasn't ready for it!

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posted November 04, 2008 08:21 PM      Profile for Babi BootifuL     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Saw 5

I was a big fan of the Saw movies, although started to feel like they were dragging it out a bit.
I did like this one better than the last though.

3.5 beans

Spoilers below in black (Spolier tags won't work)


Well well well... This one really brought things to a close, didn't it? NOT!!!
They left it open again damnit!!!
I would be very surprised if we didn't see a Saw 6!

I liked that it 'answered some questions' from the other films, and explained about what went on and about the guy helping Jigsaw.


I got a little confused with the 'flashback' of Jigsaw kidnapping the cop/fbi guy and initially getting him involved.

At the very start of the movie, the cop kills his sisters murderer, but makes it look like a Jigsaw killing. So here I am, thinking we're in the "here and now".. that this killing has happened after all the other murders (and movies) we've watched. We're all thinking 'ooh ahh, this guy has turned crooked'.

Then we see Jigsaw's cop accomplice (can't remember his name, let's call him Jigsaw's bitch) get kidnapped by Jigsaw. At this point in time, I didn't realise it was a flashback, and am thinking 'WHAT THE FUCK! JIGSAW'S ALIVE... and god that cop is a dick he didn't recognise Jigsaw".
So by this point, I thought Jigsaw was alive and they were going to go on killing sprees together.

Then the flashbacks after this confused me even more, as I begin to realise that Jigsaw ISN'T alive (as I initially thought), and that this dude is carrying on his legacy yada yada yada..

Che says he understood it all and realised that Jigsaw kidnapping the cop was a flashback. I don't know if I just wasn't paying enough attention, but did everyone else think that the murder and the beginning was recent and that Jigsaw was still alive?

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posted November 04, 2008 09:36 PM      Profile for KingBean   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Holy moley! What a post. Can't wait to see the movie and then read all that hidden text!!

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posted November 05, 2008 12:46 AM      Profile for eloise   Author's Homepage   Email eloise   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
dad told us to watch Mr Woodcock
said it was hilarious
it was ok
better than watching the test pattern i suppose

burn after reading was a bit better

i dunno

movies

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posted November 05, 2008 03:39 AM      Profile for KingBean   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ernie Sigley spoke extremely highly of Mr Woodcock. I had never heard of it. Jarryd, Adam and Nick (I think?) saw it, from memory the verdict was the same as yours - "alright".

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posted November 05, 2008 07:11 PM      Profile for eloise   Author's Homepage   Email eloise   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
honestly, the ending made me semi-cringe
it was half dull/predictable, and half annoying and lame
maybe just lame is the right word

we liked Forgetting Sarah Marshall
i laughed a lot

other than that, movies lately have been kinda so-so

we still haven't watched that Batman movie

i watched Rendition
it wasn't bad; good enough to get kind of engrossed in it, despite watching it during the day

oh, and i watched 2 Days in Paris

2 Days in Paris @ IMDB

I love Adam Goldberg/The Hebrew Hammer, so I was willing to give it a go

Unfortunately, Julie Delpy wrote and directed it. It was maybe a 4 out of 10. i watched the whole way through because of Adam. There were too many odd French people in it.

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posted November 06, 2008 05:29 AM      Profile for T-Bag   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I didnt know Paris Hilton made a sequal?
I didnt really like the first one that much so I'm not too keen on watching her get fucked again, she looked like a dud root anyway!

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posted November 07, 2008 02:31 AM      Profile for Jizzle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
haha nice one T
so over the cup weekend i spent my time trying to watch some movies that i seemed to be the only one that hadnt seen it
first of all
Speed
pretty cool movie sorta simelar to the die hards, i could see myself liking it alot more if id seen it back in 94 when it came out but was still a good action flick
3.5 beans
Almost famous
been pretty keen to see this one for a while now had heard nothin but good things and it lived up to its expectation a great story and a good 4.0 beans
this ones for jordy The princess bride
jords had been raving about this, i did like it i think the fact it was made in 87' played a part in me not loving it as most of you know the older movies get to me a bit but if i saw it as a youngster im sure it would of no doubt been amongst my favorites 3.0 beans for me
now you can start entourage jorge
and last but not least
True romance
easily the best out of the lot fucking fantastic movie all star cast and a pretty awsome story the whole way through, i even found myself lolling quite loud at a couple of scenes i assume all of you would have seen it but if not check it out
a well deserved 4.5 beans

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posted November 07, 2008 02:39 AM      Profile for eloise   Author's Homepage   Email eloise   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
yeah, maybe you had to grow up with The Princess Bride for it to really resonate?

it's one of the movies I'll always have a place for, because I watched it incessantly as a kid, and even today I think it's still cool. But if you didn't grow up watching it, it might be a bit wussy or something

NB: i am not the "chick flick" type, so this is high praise from me! i am proud to say i walked out of the cinema 1/4 of the way through the travesty that was "The Notebook" (had a free ticket. still felt robbed).

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posted November 07, 2008 02:56 AM      Profile for Jizzle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
haha fuck, the notebook is an awsome movie

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