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eloise
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posted May 22, 2007 12:38 AM

It's in Spanish. It's not American

But that adds to the mystique.
Good film.
Watched it on two separate romantic occasions.
Enjoyed both.

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Jordox
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posted May 22, 2007 12:40 AM

yeh im surprised ur interested bean considering u didnt like the first

anyways, i saw The Village last night for the first time.
It was pretty good, better than i expected. It actually had the potential to be brilliant. It just failed in a few areas and had a few elements of cheesiness (which bean would have liked ).
But it did have a couple of nice twists.
2.9/5 beans

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the trainee
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posted May 22, 2007 12:48 AM

im going to go see "Lucky you" tonigt, heard there is shitloads of poker in it so it should be good

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KingBean
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posted May 22, 2007 01:03 AM

So Super Troopers has subtitles or 28 Weeks Later has subtitles???

I'm only seeing it because it has potential for some good gore. I was actually gonna borrow Adam's DVD of the first on last night, but turns out he doesn't have it. Oh well.

I didn't like The Village at all. Fucking booooring. 1 bean.

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eloise
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posted May 22, 2007 02:26 AM

pan's labyrinth has subtitles

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KingBean
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posted May 22, 2007 08:32 AM

Well turns out it (28 Weeks Later) was realy cool. Maybe I should watch 28 Days Later again because I thought it sucked the first time. Though Jords said the new one had more gore which was maybe why I liked it... I dunno... ummm 4 beans.

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^Stargirl
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posted May 22, 2007 07:33 PM

Thanks for the invite

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Jordox
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posted May 23, 2007 12:31 AM

yeah, and i thought nick was coming...

anyway, 3 beans for mine. wasnt as good as the first

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KingBean
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posted May 23, 2007 06:27 AM

I thought I had told you about it Hayley. Sorry if I didn't.

I watched Team America for the first time the other night.... I have nothing to say other than 5 beans.

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Jordox
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posted May 23, 2007 07:01 AM

5/5??? wow! i thought it was good too but 5??
Southpark movie was better for mine

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posted May 23, 2007 07:47 PM

no way does team america deserve 5 beans!

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KingBean
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posted May 24, 2007 01:00 AM

Am I ruffling too many feathers? I thoughti t was great, soooo fucking funny and really well made and shit.

"Now suck my cock". lol

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adman
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posted May 25, 2007 01:16 AM

hahahah yeah

"surprise, cockfags!"

Went and saw the brand spanking over-the-top, too much money spent on special effects Pirates of the Carribean last night.

It was crap.

1/5 beans (if that)

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KingBean
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posted May 25, 2007 03:25 AM

The first two were fairly good, so that's a shame.

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adman
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posted May 25, 2007 09:41 PM

I didn't see the second one (probably should have to get a better perspective on things), but yeah.. The third was crap..

and it wasn't just me that thought so, the 8 or so of us that went thought the same.

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Lollaworth
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posted May 26, 2007 04:08 AM

I believe you Radman but i still have the urge to see it, after all I have invested time into the first two, and I kinda want to see the end...maybe ill wait for dvd tho

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Jordox
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posted May 26, 2007 05:27 AM

without giving too much away nels, what was wrong with it?

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KingBean
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posted May 26, 2007 06:55 AM

He tld me that Jack Sparrow dying at the end just put a real dampener on the enire thing for him.

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^Stargirl
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posted May 27, 2007 04:43 AM

Apparently you have to wait till after the credits have finished and there is the real ending...

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KingBean
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posted May 27, 2007 05:09 AM

Yeah... I heard that if you wait til the end of the credits, Jack Sparrow's corpse reanimates and he uses marionettes to recreate the entire first two films.

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posted May 27, 2007 08:19 PM

hahaha see u can be funny bean! lol

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KingBean
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posted May 27, 2007 09:19 PM

It's not a matter of potential. It just is.

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adman
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posted May 28, 2007 11:29 PM

It went for way too long for starters.. One scene in particular was supposed to portray something. which it did, quite well. but it went for like 20 fuckin minutes. The black pirate chick with a thick caribbean accent was hard to understand cause her thick caribbean accent was too thick.

I dunno George, hard to pin point things. I just didn't like it.

Oh yeah and Jack's marionette recreation was just plain boring.

(i missed the part after the credits.. 3 hours was long enough without having to wait for the credits)

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KingBean
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posted May 29, 2007 12:34 AM

Hmmm last night I watched a movie I picked up cheap at cashies, Super Sucker. Starring, written and directed by Jeff Daniels of Dumb and Dumber fame. The plot outline from IMDB:

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Two door to door vaccuum cleaner salesmen hilariously compete against each other.

And the tagline on the DVD case:

A new comedy that dosn't blow... It sucks!

Ha... sounds promising.

But no.

Just no.

I felt myself getting brain cancer from just watching this horrible film. The ONLY half good thing was that one of the main character's names was Howard Butterworth.

I was clsoe to turningit off after 20 minutes but I thought, "No, stick with it and it will reward you." But obviously it didn't.

In the words on Bart Simpsons... "this both sucks and blows".

No fuggin' beans.

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^Stargirl
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posted May 29, 2007 01:29 AM

I watched Night at the Museum, I liked it...

3.5/5 beans

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