So if you do find the pace at which time has passed somewhat daunting, hold on to your hat and buckle the fuck up because this year's fantastic festivites are firing up for a ferociously frenetic Friday* full of fun and fucking frivolity, and if you're not prepared you'll end up cast aside like last month's Sunday roast!

It's a mere five and a half weeks until the big night so I would like to put forth now that people start preparing both themselves and their festivities.

As with last year, I would like everyone to contribute to the music mix. Last year we had a CD-R of mp3s which unfortunately played in alphabetical order (did it??? I didn't think it did, but between then and now we haven't been able to find any random function on teh 'box!). The 700mb limitation of the CD-R meant many tunes (well, a few) ended up getting cut. This year, we'll use a DVD-R which, for those not up with technology, holds over 6 times that amount. I will also randomly rename files so that we don't get a bunch of same-songs in a row.

If people could start making their own mp3 CDs (ripped to at LEAST 128kbps if possible) and get them to me on or before D31, I will then compile them together, remove any duplicate tracks and randomise it all so that when the night arrives we are all set! Pick as many or as little as you want! But just stick to one CD-R, don't go too crazy.

Something else I would like to put out there, is that if anyone else would like to create and contribute their own signs (an integral part of the evening, as you are all aware) it would be much appreciated. As is evident by Adam's contribution, which has lasted two, maybe three D36s, you don't need to make it look good. Whether it be an A4 sheet of paper that just says "D36", or an A0 replication of the Mona Lisa wearing a party hat and doing a Jagerbomb, all submissions will be proudly displayed and added to the collection for future years.

Lastly (at this point, anyway) don't forget to write to companies and get some vouchers together to buy grog and munchies! I myself am guilty of not doing squat in this situation since I made that post but I reckon we could still raise a bit in the next month.

At this point, if we don't count any further monetary donations, it's lookign like we will have enough for two bottles of Tequila (viva la roulette!), two bottles of Jagermeister, and probably enough for another bottle of something as well. In regard to the Jagerbombs though, BYO Red Bulls. At $2.50 a pop I don't think that's too pushy to ask!

I guess we can all discuss guest lists in person (being that it's not my house [yet...] I don't wanna be too inviting) but I'm sure most of us have a pretty good idea on it. I think it'd be cool to have a few new people get their D36 cherries popped (well, torn into shreds) much like Cam and Frankie last year, and who could forget Joel and Lil' Sam. When reaches for comment at the 21st on Friday, he was quoted as saying, "I can't wait for this year!". Sweet!

Okay everyone so here's the checklist:

1 - GET MUSIC
2 - MAKE SIGNS
3 - GET FREE MONEY

Go long, go hard, go forth.

*actually a Saturday... I checked the Windows calendar but forgot to change years... whoops!

[ November 25, 2007 10:25 PM: Message edited by: KingBean ]

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THERE IS NO CURE FOR THE PURE

I had my whole holiday planned for this years christmas break.

8 days in brissie, 4 days in Melbourne and 3 in Adelaide starting the 27th. I was pumped.

Then it turns out one of my best mates bday's is on the 5th of Jan (dec 36th iirc) and the missus wants me to meet her in Europe for some time next year while she's off travelling.

So not only do i have to put off seeing everyone i wanted to through out Australia, i might have to put off buying a fucking house until the year after too.

Anyway, with my multitude of spare time at my fingertips I believe punch is a go. although if I do recall it isn't on the cheap side of things. (Possibly trade in one bottle of tequila for one bottle of vodka, and the rest I shall supply?)

And I'm actually almost about to being on a letter to Smith's chips.. so I can either score a bunch of munchies or some $$$. (see relevant thread in time)

the tunes will be bigger and better than last year too.. oh they will. Can't wait!

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NuckleHead McSpazatron

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--- Fancy A Cup? ---

Two sleeps to go, I hope everyone has whatever they need ready to go.

Anyone with signs just bring 'em aong on the night and we'll stick 'em up somewhere.

Hooray.

Don't forget if you want Jagerbombs its BYO Red Bull.

See you all there!

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Patience is a virtue

I promise the DVD won't take 11 months this time!

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What's a doona? BWAHAHA!!

vanilla_ki***: my brother suggested i get rugged up and go for a walk to the milk bar to buy some lollies
sooperprince: what?
vanilla_ki***: *sigh*
vanilla_ki***: put on my "sweater" to go to the "general store" to get some "candy"

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Jordox rocks my world!

For some reason you leader, Brendan has left it in my hands to tell you all about the events of D36 if you couldnt make it... although i have no photos and was a little pissed i will try and give you an idea of what happened and thankfully Brendan is returning today so he can add pictures and what not... I shall begin!

It started like any other day, except it wasnt any other day it was December 36, a fictious day created for only one reason... to PARTY HARD, and so we did!

First to arrive were Chunx and Parko, starting the drinking at 9am Chunx couldnt contain himself and ordered Parko to drive to the D36 Mansion at the early time of 2pm.. Once there Parko also took up the drinking as we all waited for Jarryd to return from having his back waxed in preparation for the big evening.
Several hours passed and more people began to arrive which was the purpose of D36, and so all was happy and gay and we all enjoyed plenty of meat and alcohol and everyone had a good time, the end!

Ok, ok so I missed a few important things that happened during the evening and shall continue with this important footnote to the story. Rewind one night to the night that can only be described as D35 or Pre D36 or D36 Eve, which ever you like really… anyway this night was suppose to be a quiet night, maybe a movie and a few drinks while we all thought about what might happen the following night, however it wasn’t to be, Jarryd and Adam purchased a slab of UDLs intent on unleasing their new favourite game “beer pong” onto the D36 crowd, but decided that they should first perfect the game as not to look like they didn’t properly understand it.. 18 cans of UDLs and 4 guava Cruisers later the game was perfected… ok so it wasn’t such a quiet night, but it was fun and many lessons were learnt, including if someone leaves the freezer door open then things inside the freezer don’t stay cold… anyway so we had lots of meat for D36, but it worked out pretty good in a way because everyone got a free dinner and the rest was used to feed people at 3am. I must add that the remaining meat that didn’t look eatable was taken next door by Brendan and Hayley and thrown in the bushes for the wild animals to eat.

Ok so yeah back to the main story of D36, people arrived and beer pong was started, a few games of 1-1 using 6 cups each and then a few doubles matches which used 10 cups per team, I wont go too much into it either Adam and Jarryd can fill you in on all the beer pong kinda stuff…

D36 consisted of all the usuals, drinking, music, porn, guitar hero, beer pong, more drinking, full frontal male nudity, D36 signs, jager bombs and of course Brendan with the video camera.. stay tuned for the 4 disc bumper box set of D36 07/08, its gonna be huge!

I cant remember what came first the police or Sam flopping his cock out but sure enough both happened.. some time before midnight some young guys from up the road noticed there was a party and came into visit, it turns out they were the same guys that took the couch from our hard rubbish, after they left Sam got naked, then put on Brendan’s Japanese dress (ask him why it was ther) then he swapped the dress with Brendan (who looked amazing in it) and put on my mankini just to top all it off, Very Niiicee!

The cops turned up at about 11:30pm, seems they were in the area checking out some party up the road and decided to call in and see how we were going.. told us they could hear shouting and to try and keep it down, nice blokes too! So in response to their visit Brendan and Co went down the street and destroyed a mailbox, cant wait for that on the DVD.

Anyway so 5, 4, 3, 2 1… Happy New Year, it all went off without a hitch, a nice crowd of about 25 saw in the new year and many a drink was had, people got drunk all thanks to the $75 donation from some random stranger. The numbers started to thin out by about 3am with some people going home and others finding a place to sleep in random locations around the Alcock house. Brendan tried to go to sleep at 3.30am but was quickly awoken by Jordan reminding him that it was D36 and he is King Bean, so Brendan got back up and continued to party and I left Hayley in bed and joined him, after all 7 red bull doesn’t help anyone get to sleep and that show The Mint on channel 9 is as boring as it is addictive.

So anyway D36 slowly wound down and everyone was in bed by 7am or some time after the sun came up and Jordy found Caity’s panties in the garden under the deck, I guess how they got there will remain a mystery, some say they saw them on Sam’s head and other say in her drunkenness she stumbled into the garden to go to the toilet and came out with no panties… I guess we will never never know!

Please feel free to ad to this, obviously I am only one man and was quite drunk so therefore cannot recall everything that happened… but I have tried!