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[Rex]
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posted September 25, 2005 06:23 AM      Profile for [Rex]   Author's Homepage   Email [Rex]   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yes, an all-new thread of general, specific and some downright nasty inquiries for the lady of the boards, Ms. Rican.
So! Here I go again...

Fill in the Blank!

I ____ Rex.
Rex is my ____.
____ is one word I’d use to describe Rex.
Rex’s best quality is ____.
I’d say his one weakness is ____.
One thing I can always count on from Rex is his ____.
When we hang out, Rex and I like to ____.
I’ve ____ with Rex.
Rex needs ____.
If I could Rex anything in the world, it would be ____.

Baby Daddies!

Cheech or Chong?
Pinhead or Chuckie?
Freddie or Jason?
Shaq or Kobe?
Elmo or Oscar the Grouch?
Chewbacca or Jabba the Hutt?
Depp or Norton?
A vampyre or lycan?
BSAMS or LLance?
Superman or Batman?

Word Association!
…simply write the first word that pops up in your mind once you’ve read the target word…

Hot?
Cold?
Sweet?
Green?
MySpace?
Hurricanes?
America?
White?
Music?
Love?
Sex?
Death?
Condom?
Child?
Job?

Do you know that I’ve honestly missed our silly and slightly perverted conversations?

How’s the family?

Is the J-O-B a-OK?

Have any other plans for more tattoos?

Possibly a piercing?

Do you know just how fucking hot you are?

How many pairs of Underoos do you own?

Last time we talked, you were concerned about your weight. Still are?

Do you find it disturbing that the guys online (including myself sometimes) think of you as a sexpot, despite you being married?

Do you think you’re hot?

Knowing what they think of you (and what they would love to do to you), does this put you off or think of them as perverts?

Does Willie ever get upset, or does he not know what goes on?

Speaking of Willie, is he giving you a sufficient amount of sexual intercourse?

Do you have any relatives or female friends that are comparable to your look and personality? ‘Cause I‘m looking! LOL

What was the last thing that made you mad?

What was the best movie you last saw?

Are you still writing and drawing?

How much time do you spend online?

Have you met anyone in-person that you first met online?

Still hate tomatoes?

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Goddess ButterRican
I Have the Power...


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posted September 27, 2005 02:19 PM      Profile for Goddess ButterRican   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by [Rex]:
Yes, an all-new thread of general, specific and some downright nasty inquiries for the lady of the boards, Ms. Rican.
So! Here I go again...

Fill in the Blank!

I __love__ Rex.
Rex is my __dreamlover__.
__hunk__ is one word I’d use to describe Rex.
Rex’s best quality is _he knows how to talk to a lady___.
I’d say his one weakness is __hes too nice__.
One thing I can always count on from Rex is his _ability to keep me entertained___.
When we hang out, Rex and I like to __get plastered__.
I’ve __flirted__ with Rex.
Rex needs __to get laid__.
If I could Rex anything in the world, it would be __a girl!__.
Baby Daddies!

Cheech or Chong? cheech
Pinhead or Chuckie? pinhead
Freddie or Jason? freddie
Shaq or Kobe? kobe
Elmo or Oscar the Grouch? oscar
Chewbacca or Jabba the Hutt? chewy
Depp or Norton? norton
A vampyre or lycan? vamp
BSAMS or LLance? bsams
Superman or Batman? batman

Word Association!
…simply write the first word that pops up in your mind once you’ve read the target word…

Hot? mama
Cold? shower
Sweet? apples
Green? tomatoes
MySpace? sux
Hurricanes? katrina
America? the beautiful
White? lies
Music? rocks
Love? stinks
Sex? i need
Death? becomes
Condom? breaks
Child? porn
Job? interview

Do you know that I’ve honestly missed our silly and slightly perverted conversations?
well is very nice to know you do. I do enjoy em

How’s the family?

theyre fine. no babies yet. still living in the hellhole of my inlaws

Is the J-O-B a-OK?
still at jc penney. I dread xmas season i wanna get a new job fast!

Have any other plans for more tattoos?
I want some more but i dont think "he" is gonna let me

Possibly a piercing?
maybe
Do you know just how fucking hot you are?
i forget a lot

How many pairs of Underoos do you own?
about 20 maybe

Last time we talked, you were concerned about your weight. Still are?
a bit yea but i think im loosing some

Do you find it disturbing that the guys online (including myself sometimes) think of you as a sexpot, despite you being married?
I dont mind at all because i dont get that attention in real life.

Do you think you’re hot?
not really but im ok in the right lightning lol

Knowing what they think of you (and what they would love to do to you), does this put you off or think of them as perverts?
not at all. I get this thoughts myself with other people so i dont find it perverted unless they start messaging me dirty stuff


Does Willie ever get upset, or does he not know what goes on?
he kinda knows i have admirers online it bothers him a lil sometimes but only when i tell him things. what he dont know dont hurt him. like that panty pic...lol

Speaking of Willie, is he giving you a sufficient amount of sexual intercourse?

gasp! well few times every few weeks is ok with me

Do you have any relatives or female friends that are comparable to your look and personality? ‘Cause I‘m looking! LOL

lol not really im one of a kind

What was the last thing that made you mad?

i went to get my hair did (was gonna dye it blue) and the damn hairdresser didnt go to work the day of my appointment. i stormed off

What was the best movie you last saw?

i think hitchhiker guide to the galaxy

Are you still writing and drawing?

no just designing 3d clothes for chats.

How much time do you spend online?

too much! is the first thing i do when i get up and the last before i go to sleep

Have you met anyone in-person that you first met online?

not lately

Still hate tomatoes?

always


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[Rex]
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posted September 27, 2005 06:42 PM      Profile for [Rex]   Author's Homepage   Email [Rex]   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Goddess ButterRican:
I __love__ Rex.

Aww...

quote:
Rex is my __dreamlover__.
BONER. LOL

quote:
Rex needs __to get laid__.
quote:
If I could Rex anything in the world, it would be __a girl!__.
Preferably a Puerto Rican girl with a fairly heavy accent and says "ooh baby, you shoot so much MILK!" when I splurt. I heard that in a porno and it was the hottest fucking thing I've ever heard. [Devil] [Heart]

quote:
Love? stinks
Ain't THAT the truth...

quote:
Sex? i need
Condom? breaks

Baby? momma

quote:
Have you met anyone in-person that you first met online?
not lately

Oh yeah? What was the situation the last time?

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[Rex]
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posted September 27, 2005 07:29 PM      Profile for [Rex]   Author's Homepage   Email [Rex]   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Let's Talk About Sex!

Ever had a fantasy about a teacher or professor from high school/college?

If you could clone yourself, would you have sex with your clone? 'Cause that would be HOT.

Let's fast-forward into the future and imagine you have an 18 yr. old daughter. You open the door to her room one day and she's giving oral to some random boy you've never seen before. What do you believe your instant reaction would be? And how would you approach your daughter later?

Did you ever have an earth-shattering orgasm yet?

How did you first discover you could gain pleasure "down there"? Was it a gust of wind? A bike seat? Rushing water from the tub faucet? You accidentally slipped and fell on a traffic cone???

What was the weirdest porn media (movies, photos, etc) that you've ever seen?

Do you have an "A-Spot"?

What tells a girl "I love you" more: a Pearl Necklace or a Saucy Clam?

According to you, how important is sex in a relationship?

While drunk, have you ever made out with another girl?

So wait... you still use condoms while married?!

What original superheroine name would you give your private parts?

Have you introduced food play during sex before?

Have you ever had a... physical reaction when looking or reading something online?

What's better: A hour long, comfortable, nearly lazy lovemaking session OR three or four rapid and hard quickies during the day?

Knowing what you know of me, what kind of lover/sexmonger do you think I am? My preferences and such?

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Goddess ButterRican
I Have the Power...


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posted October 05, 2005 04:38 AM      Profile for Goddess ButterRican   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by [Rex]:
quote:
Originally posted by Goddess ButterRican:
I __love__ Rex.

Aww...

quote:
Rex is my __dreamlover__.
BONER. LOL

quote:
Rex needs __to get laid__.
quote:
If I could Rex anything in the world, it would be __a girl!__.
Preferably a Puerto Rican girl with a fairly heavy accent and says "ooh baby, you shoot so much MILK!" when I splurt. I heard that in a porno and it was the hottest fucking thing I've ever heard. [Devil] [Heart]

quote:
Love? stinks
Ain't THAT the truth...

quote:
Sex? i need
Condom? breaks

Baby? momma

quote:
Have you met anyone in-person that you first met online?
not lately

Oh yeah? What was the situation the last time?

i married him lol

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Goddess ButterRican
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posted October 05, 2005 04:55 AM      Profile for Goddess ButterRican   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by [Rex]:
Let's Talk About Sex!

Ever had a fantasy about a teacher or professor from high school/college?

hmm i just remember one. it was in college but i think he was gay lol

If you could clone yourself, would you have sex with your clone? 'Cause that would be HOT.

i might lol

Let's fast-forward into the future and imagine you have an 18 yr. old daughter. You open the door to her room one day and she's giving oral to some random boy you've never seen before. What do you believe your instant reaction would be? And how would you approach your daughter later?

i would close the door and pretend it didnt happen lol hey 18 is old enough i would be shocked if it was younger lol

Did you ever have an earth-shattering orgasm yet?

uh..no

How did you first discover you could gain pleasure "down there"? Was it a gust of wind? A bike seat? Rushing water from the tub faucet? You accidentally slipped and fell on a traffic cone???

self exploration i guess lol

What was the weirdest porn media (movies, photos, etc) that you've ever seen?

a guy inserted his head HIS WHOLE HEAD inside someones vagina. god it gotta be fake!

Do you have an "A-Spot"?
whats that

What tells a girl "I love you" more: a Pearl Necklace or a Saucy Clam?

whats a saucy clam....im a afraid to find out

According to you, how important is sex in a relationship?

semi important lol i can be without it a long time.

While drunk, have you ever made out with another girl?

no but it might happen.

So wait... you still use condoms while married?!

yea lol

What original superheroine name would you give your private parts?

thats hard.... Wonder Snatch! lol

Have you introduced food play during sex before?

not yet

Have you ever had a... physical reaction when looking or reading something online?

many times

What's better: A hour long, comfortable, nearly lazy lovemaking session OR three or four rapid and hard quickies during the day?

the quickies

Knowing what you know of me, what kind of lover/sexmonger do you think I am? My preferences and such?

honestly I have no idea, lol but do tell !



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Kristogar the Velo
Came for the fun stayed for the Butter


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posted October 07, 2005 02:27 PM      Profile for Kristogar the Velo   Author's Homepage   Email Kristogar the Velo   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It took me a minute, but now I realize that [Rex] is TK and not rexstardust. That leads me to my question for Butter: Whatever happened to reax?

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