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Dragonx
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posted June 02, 2004 10:48 PM

I, Picard...
Captain of Starship Enterprise.
Is in dire need of assistance... Apparenty our ship has stumbled upon a werid spacial occurance...

Before me on the viewer screen out in space i see a gaseous cloud of dazzling lights and colors of all sorts. I wonder what this might be.

Perhaps one of the crew members can give me some data...

Riker? Gordie!? Spock!? Scotty! Kirk!? Dr. Bones!? mr. SuLu !?

Can...anyone help me...please confirm!

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posted June 03, 2004 04:31 PM

This is Commander Riker, #1 of the Starship Enterprise. Star Date: 1928.378

I have been left isolated on the planet Kensij for two years now. I have gathered an overwhelming amount of data on the species known as Venshen and have studied them day and night. It seems to me that they have same sex relationships as I have witnessed three incidents where two males of the Venshen specie were having intercourse. I have been in three phaser fights since I've been here with some wild venshen thugs that tried to take me out when they seen me hiding in the bushes spying on them. I have reason to believe that both incidents were connected. The two males having intercourse seen me spying on them from the bushes and came after me with phasers. It was a life or death situation!

I'll be contacting the enterprise within the next week to inform them of my data and be beamed back to the ship and return to my duties as number one.

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posted June 03, 2004 05:40 PM

Captains Log. stardate 19234

Riker... My 1st Officer has been missing for two years now... Ever since that day i walked into his room and witness Commander Riker making love to a Holographic image of 21th century female pop star Jesscia Simpson. Dressed in Baby Diapers and holding a giant Milk bottle to his lips it was an invasion to holy manhood in all the galaxies. Only a Borg invasion would be worst!

It was an unsightly scene whereby as Captain of this most respectable starship Enterprise i have ordered Commander Riker to stop his dastardly behavior and ran out of his room not daring to further inquiry into his werid behaviors...
Next day Riker was no where to be found on the Ship.
Riker... Where are you my Number One!
For that matter where is the rest of my Crew been...

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posted June 04, 2004 12:59 AM

*Opens channel signal to the Enterprise*

Picard?!

*Fuzzy sounds and crackling of the signal*

Picard, do you read me?! This is Riker and I'm being hunted by a bunch of gangs down here on the planet and I need emergency evacuation!

*Riker continues to talk but the signal breaks away and he loses contact with the enterprise*

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posted June 06, 2004 04:15 AM

*Distress call*
This is Captain Huejass to anyone out there. There has been a mutiny upon my ship the lolly Pop. My first officer Mike Hunt came running into my cabin weilding a tuna fish sandwich and we all know that Tuna is nasty, even more so when put on 2 pieces of bread making the bread slimy so. naturally i could do nothing agaist such a deadly weapon. So he forced me into an exacape pod and the ship Lolly Pop flew off into frangy space leaving me with nightmares about that horrible tuna fish sandwich.
Please if anyone is out there save me and the Lolly Pop shes a good ship i don't want to loose her.... *transmission ends*

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posted June 06, 2004 01:54 PM

CAPTAIN HUEJASS! This is Commander Riker, #1 of the Starship Enterprise. I have received your distress call in my delta flyer and I am coming to your location now. I got some road warriors chasing my ass through deep space but so far I have been able to stay ahead of them. I am bringing a supply of food to you and then I will take you to the starship enterprise!

RIKER OUT!

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posted June 09, 2004 07:23 AM

Picard. Journal entry #123233. StarDate 2742323-2AA347711

... Earlier today, The Enterprise passed orbit around an oddly Shaped Planet. It had 2 moons on either side and the Planet itself seemed like an enlongated cylinderical tube... Anyways as we flew by our intercom was suddenly recieving a distress signal from none other than my First Officer! commander Riker!

Unfortunately his signal died out before we could put a trace on his signal. Perhaps he is on the planet below. But due to the Laws of the Federations Act of non interfernce of lesser species we have decided not to invade this oddly shaped Planet and its inhabits...

Riker be safe...Picard out.

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posted June 09, 2004 11:29 AM

Riker's Personal Log...Stardate: Unknown!

I have retrieved Captain Huejass from the coordinates of his distress call and we are setting a course to the Starship Enterprise's last known location. Chances are we will find them, if not the Huejass Captain and myself will wait there for Picard's return as we send distress calls.

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posted June 16, 2004 01:39 PM

Giordi La Forge - Situational Overview

Two years earlier:

Giordi: "I can see the outlines of an anormaly forming outside or is it inside the exterior nebula singularity complex. Request permission to take a runabout to the occurance."

Picard: "#1 see to it that he doesnt screw it up."

As James T. Riker and Giordi La Forge make their way to the anormaly, a fight between the two, starts suddently when #1 accidently nocks off Giordi's visor. In his darkness Giordi attempts to escape Rikers fists, by rolling over the floor, screaming; "you cant get me, im doing my rollmove!" While Riker, sitting at the com station, calmy says; "what on earth are you doing Giordi, havent you turned on your visors?" Turning them on, Giordi calms down while quietly returning to his seat, and suddently realizes: "What the hell, this isnt ingeneering!?"

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posted July 01, 2004 08:29 AM

Riker kills gordi.

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posted July 07, 2004 10:11 PM

...I Picard, am in my room aboard the Starship Enterprise. Listening to a old 17th century computer melody of classical piano sounds...

In my skin-tight suit pants and baring my heavily muscled chest. I sat silently on my chair with a cup of hot Coca. In my deep thoughts i ponder at a nagging question on my mind since the disappearance of Riker... " Where has Riker gone? "

Damn Ship's computer is so useless... It has so much power and compacity, yet it can't trace where someone went on a shuttle...

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posted July 23, 2004 11:41 AM

Picard: Q!

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posted August 03, 2004 04:29 AM

Picard:"Personal log stardate 64727.3: Im growing more and more worried, that I have made one of the biggest mistakes of my Starfleet career. Hiring that Giordi, he has basicly ruined every single project we have had aboard the Enterprice. I mean, how could we have let this guy running around the bridge, im only too glad we threw him into engeneering, and had this Holographic Illusory Projectory of a Core Ship Control Pad, mounted into engeneering, so that Giordi felt he was doing something. We couldnt get rid of him, even though we have tried on several occasions.

Finaly we have gotten rid of him, but ofcause he had to drag my #1 with him. Damn..."

Q Suddently appears: "Muahahahahahaha."

Picard:"What are you doing here? Get off my ship! I have no time for you now!"

Q:"Silent little man, be silent. Do you know who Giordi realy is...? Muahahahahahaha"

Puff and Q disappears in a cloud.

Picard:"I knew it!"

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posted December 24, 2004 09:38 PM

Admiral Jeanway and Captain Fenriz of the U.S.S. Elusive, a StarFleet Security Ship, are cruising along parallel time-lines in their Evaiders. Small, powerful shuttles that are docked at the HT-01 in a V-shaped notch the stern of the Elusive. These are time travelers from the future. They traverse the universe in search of irregularities in the time-line and correct them. Along the way they encounter occurances or events that can be corrected and do so. The Elusive is a cloaked ship and is Warp 12 capable. The 100 Evaiders are also cloaked.

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posted December 25, 2004 12:01 AM

Captain Fenriz sat at his desk. Actually it was more like a card table since some wiseass traded his desk for a case of that God-awful Saurian Brandy. Fenriz vowed to throw the culprit out of the nearest airlock if he caught him. Looking at the sensor data on his console, he spent at least a minute out of every hour clicking zapping popups for one piece of Ferengi crap after another. Signing that trade agreement with Ferenginar was the dumbest thing the Federation had done this year, so far anyway. On his screen he was looking at the sensor data from the nebula that the Elusive/HT-01 was sitting on the edge of, waiting and watching.

Starfleet Security had ordered them to enter the Nebula and find the Marquis. "Don't you mean the Maquis?" Fenriz had asked. "Don't sass me you young whippersnapper! I'm an Admiral not a Substitute Instructor at the Academy." The decrepit Admiral "Bones" McCoy had yelled. Then his teeth fell out and rolled under a chair. Several ensigns tripped over each other trying to fish them out. Fenriz turned off his display and stood up. He was having dinner with Admiral Jeanway and he had to track down Wesley Crusher's miscreant son Skippy. Skippy Crusher was the newest and most eager ensign in Starfleet. He was also about as smart as a glue-sniffing Tribble. He had been ordered to report to Engineering an hour ago and somehow got his head stuck in a repilcator somewhere on deck 12. Fenriz sighed and exited his office.

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posted December 26, 2004 02:02 PM

After pulling Ensign Skippy's head out of a replicator, Captain Fenriz heads to the Evaider launch bay to check up on the maintainance team's progress. As he enters the bay he sees Admiral Jeanway climb out of the c o c k pit of her Evaider. She gives Fenriz a strange look. Then Fenriz sees himself step out of the other Evaider. "WHAT THE H E L L?" both Fenrizs exclaim.

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