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Rant In (E) Minor
November 18th, 2000, 10:08 AM
It's Saturday and I'm feeling a little horny


I just felt like sharing that with everyone


Cheers

Më£ïñÐa
November 18th, 2000, 11:36 AM
*sigh

*knows the feeling all to well...

who are you BTW??

Rant In (E) Minor
November 18th, 2000, 11:49 AM
I'm horny .....who are you??

Blanca
November 18th, 2000, 05:23 PM
I am horny too!!!

Its like when you get some...it just makes ya want more...???....I thought I would be satisfied (I was) but now I am an insatiable lil gal....

anyone wanna cyber?....*EG*

OuTcAsT
November 18th, 2000, 06:30 PM
The wanting is sometimes better than the actual act.
Sometimes you build it up to a point where you feel it wasn't as good as it shoud've been.
Still, like the old saying goes, bad sex is better than no sex at all.

http://webhome.idirect.com/~metalator/inverse3.gif

Rant In (E) Minor
November 18th, 2000, 11:18 PM
My thirst was slaked this afternoon.....


nice to see the horny peeps though....

~((resonance))~
November 18th, 2000, 11:55 PM
Amazingly enough, I'm feeling a little unsatisfied as well... although that has nothing to do with the fact that its Saturday...

... although it could mean trouble *EG*

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OuTcAsT
November 19th, 2000, 04:23 AM
I have a friend that only visits when she feels horny.
She's a fair weather friend, yes, but I like her.

http://animatedgif.net/religion/skyspsilcross_e0.gif

[This message has been edited by OuTcAsT (edited November 18, 2000).]

Rant In (E) Minor
November 19th, 2000, 11:35 AM
Sexual climax is about as spiritual as I'll ever get I think.....


did I say that outloud??

~((resonance))~
November 19th, 2000, 06:14 PM
I guess this would be the appropriate place to say that people tell me that Gin is called the Panty Remover.... only... it hasn't worked for me yet!!

~the sonic girl~

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....constanly listening to the sound of life....surfing on sound waves and smiling bright...


The Sonic Lounge (http://www.hostboard.com/cgi-bin/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=&number=296) <--- my message board

clam
November 19th, 2000, 07:02 PM
what does it say about someone who feels the need to announce how horny they are?

clam
November 19th, 2000, 07:03 PM
what does it say about someone who feels the need to announce how horny they are?

Rant In (E) Minor
November 19th, 2000, 09:18 PM
(Insert a sense of humour here)

Më£ïñÐa
November 19th, 2000, 09:27 PM
i thought it was funny!!!

but then again i'm http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net5/bongsmi.gif

what was?

OuTcAsT
November 19th, 2000, 10:46 PM
Ha Ha Ha!

http://webhome.idirect.com/~metalator/inverse3.gif

heidi!
November 20th, 2000, 01:54 AM
I think it means they are human...Course we are talkin about Rant...So could go either way..*G*

Myra
November 20th, 2000, 01:57 AM
I am never horny....... *looks around n crosses fingers behind her back* http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


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Everyone thinks i am insane.... all but my friends deep inside the earth......

OuTcAsT
November 20th, 2000, 03:21 AM
I go in cycles.

http://animatedgif.net/devilish/bainst_e0.gif

Rant In (E) Minor
November 20th, 2000, 09:33 AM
I just thought I'd give you all an update on the horny debate, It's Monday and i'm soooooo NOT horny today....I DESPISE Mondays with a passion!!

Itsmeredhead
November 20th, 2000, 11:41 AM
hmmm......being horny......is that not the one thing everyone can relate to? *G*....

Rant In (E) Minor
November 20th, 2000, 06:33 PM
*Gooses Red....wheeeeheeeey!!!

Blanca
November 20th, 2000, 08:07 PM
*LMAO*[email protected] do I keep finding myself at this thread????

Itsmeredhead
November 20th, 2000, 10:16 PM
mmmmmm Rant do it again *G*

*Leo the Lioness*
November 20th, 2000, 10:23 PM
maybe cuz you're horny like the rest of us? *EG........*squirms in seat*........oooh gettin' a little hot in here........*sharp inhale*


me so hawnee.......

*eyes blanca and red*....... http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/cwm2/Up_to_something.gif

Sniffer
November 20th, 2000, 11:58 PM
*slips up behind leo..*
long time no see babe http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net3/naughty.gif

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Sniff.... Sniff.... Do I Smell a sense of humor??

Rant In (E) Minor
November 21st, 2000, 08:14 AM
Blanca.....you find yourself at this thread because I send subliminal brain waves out via chat..........LOOK INTO MY EYES...YOU ARE FEELING VEEEEERY SLEEEEEEEEPY....

Më£ïñÐa
November 21st, 2000, 01:59 PM
........... http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/sleep.gif

Blanca
November 21st, 2000, 09:20 PM
2 live crew......lyrics to Me so Horny..... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
What do we get for ten dollars? Every ting you want. Everything?
Every ting!
Sittin' at home with my dick on hard, I got the black book for a freak
to call.
Picked up the telephone and dialed the seven digits.
Yo this is Marquis baby, are you down with it?
I arrived at her house, knocked on the door.
Not having no idea of what the night had in store.
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning.
I have an appetite for sex 'cause me so horny.
Oh, so horny....Ohh, so horny...Ohh, so horny.
Me love you love time.
Oh, so horny....Ohh, so horny....Ohh, so horny.
Me love you long time
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning. I have an appetite
for
sex 'cause me so horny.
Oh, so horny....Ohh, so horny....Ohh, so horny.
Me love you long time
Oh, so horny....Ohh, so horny....Ohh, so horny.
Me love you long time




[This message has been edited by Blanca (edited November 21, 2000).]

*Leo the Lioness*
November 22nd, 2000, 12:12 AM
*dances with blanca*......mind if i grind? *EG

*grinds blanca and then goes for sniffer*

*eyes redhead from across the room and gets between her and rant and makes a sandwich*

*grind, bump, grind, bump*

ooooh, whose hand was that?

damn.............................*runs off to wipe*

Rant In (E) Minor
November 22nd, 2000, 08:16 AM
You guys scare me sometimes......you know that??

*Leo the Lioness*
November 22nd, 2000, 11:35 AM
WE scare YOU????

*checks again who started this thread*


shut up and dance *G

Rant In (E) Minor
November 22nd, 2000, 11:54 AM
Dear diary, it's 1pm Wednesday and I'd have to rate myself 5/10 on the horny graphometer........Wednesdays suck bigtime.

*tries to think of a song that gives me the horn......*ponders.....I'll be back

*Leo the Lioness*
November 22nd, 2000, 11:59 AM
isnt it "Venus in Furs" by Velvet Underground? *VBG

*Leo the Lioness*
November 22nd, 2000, 06:38 PM
Wednesday, November 22, 2000, i'm logging in to say.............that i had very satisfying sex today.............in fact, my nipples are still so sensitive....... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

just thought i'd share......

snail
November 22nd, 2000, 09:04 PM
interesting....very interesting. *L

*Leo the Lioness*
November 22nd, 2000, 10:17 PM
*LMAO* look! i'm finally in a Rant/snail sandwich! *HUGE shit-eating grin*

oh man, what could be better than this!

okay which of you wants which end? *VEG

snail
November 22nd, 2000, 10:34 PM
I got front *G

*Leo the Lioness*
November 22nd, 2000, 10:53 PM
snail has dibs on front.........Rant? is this cool with you? *G

Më£ïñÐa
November 22nd, 2000, 11:27 PM
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/sleep.gif

heidi!
November 23rd, 2000, 12:41 AM
Now that I finally have all of you in the same room...Think we could get the stories straight..*EG*
Ohh snails...Wedding is off!!!!...and No visits with the kids...No sunday afternoon icecreams in the park...No late night sex orgies with the neighbors..*runs sobbing from the room*

*Leo the Lioness*
November 23rd, 2000, 01:36 AM
you mean i dont get to live out my OTHER fantasy, involving heidi, me and a can of grease? *G

Rant In (E) Minor
November 23rd, 2000, 07:38 AM
THAT IS SO UNFAIR!!....I was probably asleep when the choosing of ends was decided.....ok I'll take the back but you better be able to work those hips baybee!!

Blanca
November 23rd, 2000, 07:54 AM
Rant...feeling randy....PSST I am at the pool...*EG

The Lady Belle
November 23rd, 2000, 12:15 PM
*thinks* my ovaries need a kick start because Im not horny..havent been for long time..*sigh*..Damn..Ive a very willing husband but no urge and that really sucks big time..*sigh again*

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Sounds of laughter..
Shades of love...

Rant In (E) Minor
November 23rd, 2000, 12:16 PM
I always miss my chances!!..........such is life.....

*Leo the Lioness*
November 23rd, 2000, 12:51 PM
not only will i work those hips, but every 10 mins we'll switch, how's that? *VBG

but if you've already done blanca, then forget it...... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

Rant In (E) Minor
November 24th, 2000, 07:57 AM
It's FRIDAY!!!!.......My libido is on overload!!....

*Leo the Lioness*
November 24th, 2000, 10:15 AM
uh oh..........i never met anyone whose libido goes by a schedule!.......you mean to tell me that you cant get as horny on a wednesday as you can on friday or saturday?

never mind, i think i understand it, cuz i'm starting to get the tingles too *G

Rant In (E) Minor
November 24th, 2000, 11:51 AM
There is no possible way you can compare a Wednesday to a Friday/Saturday in the horny stakes.....there is just no competition Saturday wins hands down.

*Leo the Lioness*
November 24th, 2000, 02:15 PM
*just got finished*.......what was that? *VBG

past7
November 24th, 2000, 10:38 PM
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net6/lew.gif

Rant In (E) Minor
November 26th, 2000, 09:31 AM
Sunday 10.35am.....*views my flagging libido

Jezebelle
November 26th, 2000, 09:45 AM
Must...get...laid.....

Rant In (E) Minor
November 26th, 2000, 01:28 PM
BUGGER!!

Rant In (E) Minor
November 26th, 2000, 01:30 PM

past7
November 26th, 2000, 11:17 PM
http://www.animfactory.com/animations/creatures/devils/devil_pointing_right_md_wht.gif

there ya go stinky ..

past7
November 26th, 2000, 11:23 PM
*LMAO* He's kinda hot hot hot!!


-------------------------------Hmmmm.. the devil made ya do it? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

*Leo the Lioness*
November 27th, 2000, 02:43 AM
*thinking that santa should be posted here too*

Blanca
November 27th, 2000, 05:32 AM
I AM NOT HORNY!!

Rant In (E) Minor
November 27th, 2000, 07:45 AM
Not even ------------->this much Blanca??

Më£ïñÐa
November 27th, 2000, 08:38 AM
_____________ http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/sleep.gif ____________

Blanca
December 1st, 2000, 03:32 AM
that was THEN this is NOW!!!!

I am am frigging HORNY as hell......*wiggiling in my chair...I gotta go......*goes to rent a movie*

Rant In (E) Minor
December 1st, 2000, 07:15 AM
Friday comes around again *the sap is rising once again*.....the circle continues...


What the hell am I talking about??????

heidi!
December 1st, 2000, 03:59 PM
Who the hell knows???...Hmm..wait...are you talkin about your secret fetish fantasy of workin on slave farm in only a leather thong and an apple?...Oh shit!!

Was that suppose to be private?..*S*

Rant In (E) Minor
December 2nd, 2000, 08:53 AM
HEY!!.....I'd get free bed and board and a holiday too.....don't knock it

Blanca
December 2nd, 2000, 09:01 AM
Rant and I are alone in the pool right now....hmmmmmm?!?...*L*....*EG*

Rant In (E) Minor
December 2nd, 2000, 09:06 AM
Ya can't prove nothin!!

Blanca
December 2nd, 2000, 09:11 AM
all I said was , .......rant and I ...etc...etc...etc....*L*

past7
December 2nd, 2000, 10:37 AM
Heidi! Tell me he didn't leave out the goat and transvestite milkmaid scenario...I saved every word http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net3/wink2.gif

Rant In (E) Minor
December 2nd, 2000, 11:15 PM
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ don't tell em

Sniffer
December 13th, 2000, 01:27 PM
this thread was stuck at post number 69.. he he he!
i just had to do something about that....

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Sniff.... Sniff.... Do I Smell a sense of humor??

December 14th, 2000, 07:30 AM
My horniness has been upgraded to the (Christmas horn)......twice as potent.....!!

Myra
December 14th, 2000, 06:45 PM
*RUNS*

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Everyone thinks i am insane.... all but my friends deep inside the earth......

Rant In EEE~Minor
December 22nd, 2000, 05:06 PM
Wears the wreath with pride...*hands on hips.......Merry fu**in Christmas...*VBG

Më£ïñÐa
December 22nd, 2000, 05:16 PM
*tears

heidi!
December 22nd, 2000, 06:42 PM
Hmmm..Rant?? Can I deck those balls?...I mean halls!!..Yeah halls...*G*..shittttt...I wonder where Mel got a wreath that small..*EG*

Myra
December 22nd, 2000, 11:06 PM
*giggles* Now he is all decked out from his head to his mistletoe!!!!!!!! *ROFL*

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Everyone thinks i am insane.... all but my friends deep inside the earth......

Më£ïñÐa
December 23rd, 2000, 04:44 AM
Hell! i'm right behind ya MYRA!!

Here Rant hang this on IT! geezzz http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

---------------> http://www.geocities.com/melspg/wreath2.gif

*...::runs

Më£ïñÐa
December 23rd, 2000, 05:00 PM
oh!shit! *more tears

Rant In(((E))) Minor
December 27th, 2000, 01:57 PM
Heidi??.....I'll let you deck my balls if you perch on top of me like the Christmas fairy that you are...

Më£ïñÐa
December 27th, 2000, 06:03 PM
and now for a commercial break!!
Are you guys clicking the damn banners>???
You may continue!!Thank You http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif

Myra
December 27th, 2000, 08:30 PM
uhmmmmmm............... *looks around* uhhhhhh.......... MEL LOOK!!! Over there !!_---------->

*clicks the banner while ya arent lookin*

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Everyone thinks i am insane.... all but my friends deep inside the earth......

Myra
December 27th, 2000, 08:45 PM
uhmmmmmm............... *looks around* uhhhhhh.......... MEL LOOK!!! Over there !!_---------->

*clicks the banner while ya arent lookin*

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Everyone thinks i am insane.... all but my friends deep inside the earth......

Tori-C-Rules00
December 31st, 2000, 09:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Times New Roman">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OuTcAsT:
The wanting is sometimes better than the actual act.
Sometimes you build it up to a point where you feel it wasn't as good as it shoud've been. I Aggree with that. Way too true.
Still, like the old saying goes, bad sex is better than no sex at all.

http://webhome.idirect.com/~metalator/inverse3.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



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B.N.W.

Tori-C-Rules00
December 31st, 2000, 09:04 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Times New Roman">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ma:
i thought it was funny!!!

but then again i'm [IMG}&lt;What is this? http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net5/bongsmi.gif[/IMG]

what was?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



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B.N.W.

Më£ïñÐa
January 1st, 2001, 06:52 PM
ermmmmmm! seems like the place where the smilies are kept changed their pages..
so all the smilies we used dont work anymore.. i knew this was gonna happen...
oh!well! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

past7
January 1st, 2001, 08:42 PM
http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/geno/wanker.gif

January 19th, 2001, 08:37 AM
The post New Year slump has subsided...the horn is back in full effect (((((Boing))))))

past7
February 7th, 2001, 01:58 AM
http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/turb/sly.gif

Mystic(F)uel
May 16th, 2001, 02:38 PM
well would ya look at what i found...had to bring it forward in everyone's minds again, cuz i just read it & it was hilarious.

*starts to leave*

oh yeah, i'm horny. *G*

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M&M Twins Rule!! *grinz*

Mystic(F)uel
May 16th, 2001, 02:41 PM
i WOULD hafta be the one to find this & bring it up again....*BAG*

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M&M Twins Rule!! *grinz*

Mystic(F)uel
May 16th, 2001, 02:43 PM
i WOULD hafta be the one to find this & bring it up again....*BAG*

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M&M Twins Rule!! *grinz*

Më£ïñÐa
May 16th, 2001, 05:56 PM
yeppers! that was worth saying twice!*L*
It twas back in the days when this board was FUN...*sigh
*miss those days

Mystic(F)uel
May 16th, 2001, 07:00 PM
so let's make it fun again....any ideas?? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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M&M Twins Rule!! *grinz*

2CUTE
May 16th, 2001, 07:27 PM
It's Wednesday, and I'm horny...does that make me abnormal? *paranoid look*

Jen!
May 16th, 2001, 09:36 PM
Hello ..Ill take an order or hot thick dick, with a side of oral...and can you make that to go Im kindda in a hurry...thanks *G

Hank
May 16th, 2001, 09:38 PM
Wen... you horny? We talkin' on the phone tonight... *EG*

*runs n' grabs my lotion*

~~CloverKat~~
May 17th, 2001, 01:30 AM
ummm, i think i know why they call Hanks SPanks! *hides eyes with paws* http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

2CUTE
May 17th, 2001, 01:39 AM
HUMP DAY!!!!!!! and i'll have what jen is having.....but SUPER SIZE it......please...? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

~~CloverKat~~
May 17th, 2001, 05:13 PM
**is busy wrapping Spanky's present**

2CUTE
May 17th, 2001, 06:34 PM
*looks at Clover funny* erm..was that some kinda safe sex message...? and..yer wrapping hank's package FOR him? *eyes you both* http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

~~CloverKat~~
May 17th, 2001, 06:52 PM
Actually, the present is more for YOU!! *2* **whispers, ya said ya wanted it **SUPERSIZED!** he he he....it's a peeper enlarger pump!! *LMAO* http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

2CUTE
May 17th, 2001, 06:59 PM
*nods knowingly* ahh..so he shared his little problem with you...funny, he told me not to tell nobody http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

~~CloverKat~~
May 17th, 2001, 07:01 PM
*hands you paper, you better start writing now*

**gets on the phone..."hello, florist"

2CUTE
May 17th, 2001, 07:16 PM
Dear Clover,
Thanks for the gift, it was the most thoughtful gift I have ever received! Sex before the pump was so boring, I hardly felt a thing, and now.....*EG*

k..skip the letters, I think I better just move outta the country...send a plane ticket? I'm in <font color=red>BIG</font> trouble!! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif

~~CloverKat~~
May 17th, 2001, 07:41 PM
what fuckin letter??

hell, i was thinking you might need to start writing your

LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT!!!

and the flowers are for you funeral!

seee how thoughtful the kitty is!! now, pet the ears before Hankers kills ya!!!! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Pyromania
May 17th, 2001, 07:47 PM
*flickers his lighter with a hard on*...

hmm.......feed me anybody? and it betta be a female...damn sickos..
cum cum on my tongue baby!! *G*

[This message has been edited by Pyromania (edited May 17, 2001).]

~~CloverKat~~
May 17th, 2001, 07:50 PM
and for the record since this is the HORNY thread...

im not horny! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

im furry! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

toads are warty and horny!!!

kitty's are soft and furry! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif

~~CloverKat~~
May 17th, 2001, 07:53 PM
lighter boy...you read that post and then had to add that part about the females didn't cha? you know the sick minds around here! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mystic(F)uel
May 17th, 2001, 08:35 PM
wow.... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif LighterBoy's kinky....*flicks yer lighter cuz i can*

2CUTE
May 17th, 2001, 09:44 PM
WHOA...that's the most I've ever heard pyro say, this thread sure brought him outta his shell huh? *[email protected] kinky lighter boy*

Jen!
May 17th, 2001, 10:03 PM
Sweet Jesus!!! *runs to pyro with some take out....*EG