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gus danger
October 9th, 2006, 12:44 AM
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:


If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top!
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cherrysis
October 9th, 2006, 12:44 PM
Brilliant!!! graemlins/thumbs_up.gif

Forbidden Passions
October 9th, 2006, 02:15 PM
Now that's something to remember!!!

ellanoize
October 9th, 2006, 08:28 PM
That Is amazing Mr Danger, Thanks for sharing graemlins/thumbs_up.gif

gus danger
October 11th, 2006, 02:13 PM
I'm glad you all liked it!
It 'splains a lot huh?!?!

I should have included BROWN NOSING.
Those folks give 150% and deserve a mention.

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Gus

cherrysmum
October 12th, 2006, 02:35 AM
*wiping lips* heh heh...like my new BMW???