Indian Man Literally Marries a [censored]
Posted Nov 14th 2007 5:38PM by Cenk Uygur
Filed under: World News, Young Turks, Strange
An Indian man thought he was cursed by dogs, so naturally, he married one. I'm not kidding.
P Selvakumar, 33, from the Sivaganga district of India, was convinced that he had been cursed ever since he stoned two dogs to death (I don't know if he was, but he should have been). So, the Michael Vick of India decided the best idea was to marry a female dog to break the curse.
I don't know which idea was worse, stoning the other dogs to death or marrying the third to atone for it. Let's all hope he doesn't try to consummate the marriage. But since he has suffered paralysis and deafness due to his "curse" he might not be able to find or get a handle on his new bride.
I give Islam and Christianity a lot of grief for their nonsensical rules, but this takes the cake. Many people in this largely Hindu state attended the ceremony and cheered. They apparently thought Selvakumar was on to something when he came up with the brilliant idea of marrying the dog. After all, a local Hindu astrologer had suggested it. Well, then you really can't go wrong, can you?
At least, Selvakumar won't be offending anyone when he says, "Man, I married a real [censored]!"
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Heard that on John Boy & Billy yesterday.
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