Remember your first winter date ????

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting
down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story
ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates.. but this
takes the cake.


This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This
was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno.

Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date
experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale
took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy
had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City,
Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after
all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but
relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she
gradually beg! an to realize that she should not have had that extra
latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom
and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to
hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the
heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him
that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would
be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled
out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep
snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against
the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side
of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and
refrained from peeking. All she could think abo! ut ! was the relief
she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon becam! e aware of another
sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's
fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to
mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It
was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor
of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is
taking so long" with a reply that
indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
assistance!"

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst
out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed
to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as
hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced wi! th a real
problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had
gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly
realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she
looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his
pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in
laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps
that should be "pants down." .And you thought your first date was
embarrassing..

Jay Leno's comment ... "This gives a whole new meaning to being
pissed off