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    Sexfight (and funny) story : How all started.

    Sexfight (and funny) story : How all started.
    THE VERY FIRST TIME…

    WELCOME TO GIANNIS’ THEATER !! HAVE A SEAT !!!
    ONE ACT PLAY : THE FIRST SEXFIGHT IN THE WORLD HISTORY.

    USEFUL INFO (REAL)

    THE PLACE IS SOMEWHERE IN EARTH. THE TIME IS THOUSANDS YEARS AGO.
    THOSE HARD TIMES, PEOPLE WERE SURVIVED LIVING IN CAVES, HUNTING, COLLECTING FRUITS AND VEGETABLES AS WELL. THEY DID NOT KNOW HOW TO FARM THE LAND BUT THEY USED TO COLLECT FRUITS AND VEGETABLES FROM THE TREES AND THE GROUND. THEY HAD ALREADY INVENTED HOW TO LIGHT A FIRE. THE WOMEN MADE CHILDREN EARLY, WHEN THEY WERE TEENS. A WOMAN 20 y.o. OF THOSE TIMES WAS LIKE A TODAY WOMAN 35 y.o. (about)

    NOTICE :
    Have in mind that those times there were not panties and bras. Women wore fleeces which covered their breasts and their pussies. Sometimes they were topless or nude.

    NOW MEET THE CHARACTERS OF THE STORY.

    TEB was a hot woman in her middle 20s. When her dark hair become too long she cut them using a knife made by a stone. Teb had a slender body with big and firm round breasts of 36C size and a very hot round ass. She was 5’2, which was the average height of women those times. She weighted 120 pounds but you could not find an ounce of fat on her. She was kind, her full sensual lips smiled often but she was competitive by nature and demanding.
    VIL had also a remarkable figure. Her skin was less dark than Teb’s, she had brown wide eyes, a swan-like neck and firm breasts of 34C. Vil was a little taller (5’4) than Teb, weighting about the same. She was brown-haired, with firm and smooth thighs and long slender legs. Her long hair was almost to her shoulders. VIL was strong, bossy and very competitive. She wanted all people to admire her many skills and her beauty.

    Teb and Vil had matured early, they had 3 children each. The older ones followed the hunters to learn how to hunt. The younger ones play together usually under the surveillance of an old woman when their mothers were out to collect food.
    The two women were friends, they lived in the same cave, they used to collect fruits and vegetables together, to talk about their experiences.

    IMPORTANT !! ABOUT VOCUBULARY :
    Of course those times people did not use all the words and the expressions we use today. Teb and Vil were not an exception. So my fantasy invented some. In addition, they had not plurality of words as we have now. Those times they often invented words to express themselves.

    3 BELL RINGS ! THE PLAY STARTS. BE SILENT PLEASE AND ENJOY !

    When our story starts Teb is in the cave, trying to light a fire rubbing two stones.
    VIL : (entering to the cave) . Hello, how are you today ? When I left to collect get some seeds you were sleeping, I did not want to wake you up.

    TEB : I think that I heard you to leave. I try to light a damned fire. I fail all the times.

    VIL : Let me help ! (she lights the fire with her second try). You see ? It is easy !!

    TEB : (nervously) You are a very lucky woman, that’s you are !!

    VIL : (smiling) It is a matter of practice and experience.

    Then they light 2 more fires into the cave.
    VIL : Now… let’s sit on this comfortable rock. (they do). Tell me. Somehow I have the feeling that to light the fires was not your only problem.

    TEB : No it is not ! The hunters let us alone here with a few old men. We are without men for many sunrises ! I feel lonely… I want a strong hunter to fill my little hairy cave with his hard rod !

    VIL : (embracing her) . All the women here have the same problem. We have missed our hunters, I hope they will be back soon. Bringing a lot of food and their hard rods back !

    TEB : I hope… but I can not sleep, I am nervous… The nights… sometimes I caress my breasts… and I also touch my wet and hot cave… I want… I do not know what exactly I want but I want something right now !

    VIL : (looking around). Where are all the rest ?

    TEB : Gal has gone to collect some fresh pears, she took my young children with her to teach them how to do it. To play with her kids as well, I guess. The old men who play the role of our guards till our hunters to return, they went to the nearby caves, to see if we are all OK. I guess that they will be out till the sun to start falling.

    VIL : So we are alone… Come here… Her face comes closer to Teb’s, then their lips touch in a light kiss. Teb instinctively opens her mouth to welcome Vil’s invading tongue. She closes her eyes and she hugs Vil tighter… Then…

    TEB (drawing her face away, loosening her hug) : VIL ! What are you try to do with me ? We are both women ! This must be done to a woman by a man, not by another woman ! Our wise old wizard says that our caves need a man’s rod in order to make a baby, to give us some pleasure also ! We can not have pleasure or a baby without a hunter’s rod moving in and out of our caves ! We need a man’s body to turn us horny, to give us some pleasure, then to finish with a big Ohlahlah…
    You are not a man VIL ! You have not a rod ! I have seen you naked when we have a bath at the river or at the lake… I have seen your little hairy cave, your two big apples…

    VIL : (looking intensely at TEB…) I do not care what the old wizard says… He also said that we will have a lot of food here and he was wrong. Our hunters are out for many sun-risings trying to get some. He also gave to Mirn some plants to be better when the big wolf bite him. Mirn is now away, the big dark ate him…
    I mean… Finally, the wise old man is not so wise Teb… He makes mistakes… Tell me… (now she holds Teb by her shoulders, her face a few inches away…) when I kissed you, you opened your mouth and our tongues were touching… did you like it or not ? It was like a hunter kissed you ! No ?

    TEB : (murmuring) Yes, it was good…

    VIL : You see ? You closed your eyes Teb, I saw you ! You closed your eyes and you let yourself to enjoy it. For a moment you forgot I am also a woman ! No ? (she draws Teb closer, their lips are almost touching again).

    TEB : (in a slow voice…) Yes… but… You are not…

    VIL stops her, as her lips seals Teb’s lips. Teb tries to say something, but the brown-haired’s tongue invades to her open mouth again… Vil’s right hand goes under her friend’s fleece and she grabs her left breast, rubbing sensually the erect nipple…

    TEB : (without to protest any more)… Ohhhhhh… you hardened my two big apples, the small peaks on each of them as well !! She moans and her tongue plays with Vil’s tongue, hugging her friend tighter than before…

    VIL : (hugging the dark-haired beauty as they are both stood now) You see… we can do a lot of things together… horny things… You feel my big apples to rubs on yours ?

    TEB : Yes… So good… I wish we were naked now…

    VIL : let’s go in the darker place of the cave, where you lay to get some sleep. Nobody can see us there, no animal will approach the cave because of the fires we have lit… come on…

    TEB : But I do not want to sleep… I am so horny… I want to feel good…

    VIL : You will ! I also want to feel good, I want this more than you ! We will bang each other…

    TEB : without rods ?

    VIL : We have fingers, we have tongues, we have our big apples and their peaks, we have our horny hairy caves… Trust me… I know…

    TEB : (as she followed her) It looks exciting… Where you learned all these tricks ?

    VIL : from Zan, our old witch, before the big dark to eat her… She was so hot… She was a little older than us, then the bad deep river took her away 3-4 moons before, remember ? She told me that two women can offer pleasure to each other, if they want to and if they know how… She showed to me… 4 times… when we were alone again, when our hunters were out to hunt again. I banged her, she banged me and we had some big Ohlahlah all of these times… It was so good !! Then the hunters returned and I realized that I like a man’s body, his stiff rod inside me…. But I like the same the body of another woman…

    TEB : Listening to you I feel horny…
    They both go to a place deep inside the cave. A big bunch of soft leaves is there. The two women stand next to it now.

    VIL : I know how you feel… Now let me take that skin of ship out ! (she takes off Teb’s fleece leaving her friend nude). Then she pushes her on the bunch of leaves. Teb is laying now in the big bunch looking at Vil. Her friend smiles, she takes her own fleece out, next second she is on the bunch on top of her friend.

    TEB : VIL ! What are you doing ? You are not a hunter, you can not bang me !!

    VIL : I can !! I will bang you and you will bang me at the same time !
    Vil forces TEB’s leg to spread wide and she lowers her body so their breasts and their pussies are in touch.

    TEB : Ohhhh Vil ! Our big apples are in touch ! You make them to rub together… All of our bodies are rubbing together. Ohhhh that….. Your hand in my cave… I feel it… Ohhhhh… I feel so horny… I like it !

    VIL : Put your fingers in my cave !! Yes…. That way… You learn fast !! Grind your hardened apples to mine !! We will have a big Ohlahlah soon !! Like the ones we have when the hunters bang us !

    TEB : Yes Vil, Yeeeeessss !! Oh that Zen, she taught you so wrong tricks that I love !! It’s Pity the Big Dark swallowed her…. I wish I had meet her in private too !!

    VIL : (Kissing her as she kept fingering Teb’s pussy) No need !! I will teach you anything !! Ohhhh !!! I love to teach you these tricks, to bang you !! Yes, yessss, your fingers, move them in and out of my cave like a hunter’s rod !! Yess !! That’s it ! Harder !!

    TEB : (without to stop the fingering action)… who else you taught Vil ?

    VIL : Gin, the blond who lives in the cave after the trees… Ren, Blo, Max, Cun… who cares… Do not stop !! I tried to be with you many times, I really did.

    TEB : You did ? Or these are excuses ? Maybe you do not like me as much as all these bitches you taught before !!

    VIL : (kissing her on the lips, their tongues wrestling for a while before to speak, always keeping the fingering rhythm) Are you crazy ? I wanted you, I prove it now !! Don’t’ I ?

    TEB : (among love bites to Vil’s neck) You do ? I am not sure… Maybe, it is because none of these bitches are around to bang them again ! Instead of me !! (now she bites Vil’s breasts a little harder)

    VIL : Oghhhh !! You were never available or alone till now. I also tried to started something a few sunrisings ago, in the river. We were alone, remember ? Then other women joined us to wash themselves. Come on… Bang me back harder !! All this talk… You tease me, right ? You love to tease me !!

    TEB : Am I better than them ? (She pushes Vil away of her for an instant, then she is on top of her). Tell me am I better than them ? (she keeps asking while her breasts rub sensuously to Vil’s breasts).

    VIL : Ohhhh yeeessssss ! You are… Don’t you feel how my body craves for yours ? How my fingers bang you ? how my cave craves for your fingers ? Come on… push in harder ! My Ohlahlah is coming ! I feel it !!

    TEB : Mine too !! Yesss !! Yessss !! Do not stop !!

    They keep fucking each other till…
    TEB : OHLAHLAH !!!
    VIL : Me too !! OHLAHLAaaaaaH !!!
    ……………………..

    One day later…
    VIL (entering to their cave) : Where are you ? are you alone ?
    TEB : Come in ! I am here, on our nest ! Ready and horny !
    ………………………

    Next day, in the forest… as they collect fruits…
    TEB : Vil, put the apples down ! We are alone, all the other women left ! Now I want to taste YOUR apples !!
    ……………………..

    A month later, they are in the lake, washing themselves…
    VIL : I feel so horny… Hunters left us again, to search for animals they can kill, to bring some food… We are alone…

    TEB : I love hunters and their rods but I love that kind of banging you taught me too !!

    VIL : I noticed !! Yesterday when sun was high yet, I was with Zen near by the river. I heard Max to scream while you banged her !

    TEB : (Going out of the lake)… Oh really ? Why you were with Zen alone ? Hah ?

    VIL : (Going out of the lake too, getting close to Teb)… Because Blo - whom I prefer - was banging with Ren in her cave and you were banging Max !!

    TEB : (Getting even closer, now they are an inch away, their nipples in touch). You do ? You prefer Blo than me ? You find her better than me ?

    VIL : (hugging Teb)… I mean that she is hot !!

    TEB : Hot ? what do you mean ?

    VIL : Yes hot, this is the right word !! She is hot like a stone of a volcano tossed away after its explosion ! Besides, you were busy banging Max.

    TEB : Hot heh ? (she suddenly pushes Vil on the soft sand, next second being on top of her)

    VIL : Teb ! What are you doing ? Your hands… You are so… fighting…. You almost rip what I wear !! Slow down… Are you angry ? Come on ! Let’s enjoy it…

    TEB : (Letting Vil’s hands to take off her fleece)… Yes ! I want to kill you !! To kill you by pleasure !! Till to tell me that I am better than you !! You were my teacher Vil to that kind of banging but now I am better ! I can bang better than you or any other bitch around !!

    VIL : (she pushes Teb at her side, next second she was on top of her, keeping Teb’s hands with her own, her breasts on Teb’s, their naked pussies collided) Really ? No bitch is better than me !! I can bang you better than you can bang me !!

    TEB : No you can NOT !! (As she tries to be on top again, as she meets her friend’s down-thrusts with her up-thrusts, she starts to grind her pussy on Vil’s).

    VIL : Ohhhhh !! Your cave moves against mine… Ohhhh you move like your cave bangs my cave, fighting my cave at the same time ! But I am better to this new game also !! My cave is better than yours Teb ! It will make you to have an Ohlahlah first !!

    TEB : (keeping the fucking rhythm) Really ? My cave will eat your cave alive !! You will have many ohlahlah before I do… My cave will make yours to have rainy fluids many times !! Then I will force you to give me a big ohlahlah !!

    VIL : (Fucking more intensely now)…. My cave hates your cave Teb !! This is a fight and I will win !! Because my cave is better !!

    TEB : You can’t ! My cave is so horny that it will turns your cave dry !!

    VIL : I am better ! I will bang you till to scream !!

    TEB : You ugly beast !!

    VIL : You old with broken nails cat !

    TEB : Give it to me !! Harder !!

    VIL : Yessss !! Take this Teb !!

    TEB : Take that Vil !!

    VIL : Ohhhhhh… The little dragon which guards my cave found your dragon !!

    TEB : Let them fight !! My little dragon is bigger and harder !! It will crash yours !!

    VIL : My little dragon will kill your little dragon, then it will fire your cave !!

    TEB : Oh no !! My little dragon will bang your little dragon and your cave till to say that I am better !!

    VIL : I will never…. Ohhhh You fox !! My Ohlahlah is coming !! Do not stop… I will kill you with my bare hands if you dare to stop !! Harder !! Fight my cave with yours ! That’s it ! Harder !!

    TEB : Am I better ?

    VIL : Yeeeees… Bang you !! You are… this time !! Oh yesssss !!! OHLAHLAH !!!

    TEB : Which cave is better Vil ?

    VIL : Yours… This time… Do not stop !! OHLAHLAH !!

    TEB : Which little dragon is stronger Vil ?

    VIL : Yours… Oh… I had never an Ohlahlah like this one !!

    TEB : My turn Vil !! My Ohlahlah is coming now I won !! (She sits on Vil’s face…) Use your mouth to make me to have a big ohlahlah !! Lick my dragon, then my cave !!

    VIL : What do you… Ummmm… I like the taste of your fluids !

    TEB : Yes… More ! More !! OHLAHLAH !!! Lick harder !! OHLAHLAH !!
    They separate… laying on the sand side by side, catching their breaths…

    VIL : You must be a witch Teb ! You find new things to do !! First the fight of our caves, then to make me to eat your cave… So exciting !!

    TEB : Yes ! I loved the way our caves were bang-fighting each other !! How we had not do it before ? And your mouth, on my cave !! Licking my little dragon, drinking my fluids… So good for the winner to get her ohlahlah that way !

    VIL : We had not finished yet !! Let’s wash ourselves again at the lake and then my turn to win !!

    TEB : (Kissing lightly her friend). You will never win this fight ! But let’s go for that wash first !
    After a while…
    TEB : OHLAHLAH !! OHLAHLAHLAHLAH !!
    VIL : Now we are even !! My turn my cave to taste your tongue now !
    …………….

    Next day near by the lake again…
    VIL : Why you look at me that way ? Do you still believe that you are better ?

    TEB : I do !! Do you want to settle this again ?

    VIL : Ohhhhh Yes !!
    …………..

    Next day, they collect seeds from the ground…
    TEB : Hey !! You did not see these seeds ? Are you blind ?

    VIL : Stop talk that way to me Teb !! Or else…

    TEB : Or else ? Settle this again ?

    VIL : I will teach you who of us collects seeds better ! Come here if you dare !!
    TEB : Here I am !! My cave against your cave again !!
    ………………….

    A month later…
    VIL : I am better Blo !! Say it !!

    BLO : No you are not !! My cave will win your cave !

    A few meters away… in another cave…
    TEB : My little Dragon bangs your cave Max !
    MAX : OHLAHLAHHHHHHHHHH !!!

    Near by the river…
    JOL : Bang me harder Ren !! Yes you are better !! My ohlahlah is so close !!
    REN : Mine too Jol !! But your Ohlahlah will come first !!

    Next day in the forest…
    TEB : Vil… Come here to teach you a lesson or two…
    VIL : Here I am Teb !! My cave is always ready to fight yours ! You will scream so loudly when my little dragon will find yours that all the birds will fly away !!

    Same day, in a cave…

    OLD MAN 1 : My friend… I hear women to scream everywhere !! Banging screams ! I think that the women do not wait the hunters with a big impatience anymore !

    OLD MAN 2 : No they do not !! They have invented a new way to bang-fight each other. As I saw in my future dreams… this will be very popular among women in the future !! My descendant after many many sunrisings, Apenman, will write very exciting stories about it !! Teb’s descendant, Angel, a woman, will write very good stories about it too !!
    OLD MAN 1 : “write” ? “stories” ? “descendants after many sunrisings” ? “popular ?” I can not stand you when you drink that juice by those weird plants !! You say that you have visions from the “future”… Future my ass !!

    The END

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    How i inspired that story... I guess that many of you already know... If you don't... Play with the names of the main characters for a while... Forget how i described them... There are copyright laws... so i stop here... But you must have seen the so popular series at least once... Some porn videos about it and many photos as well, parodies of the original story... I know that none will be after me, but i do not risk it...

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    The story of course is mine... But my inspiration came from well known characters of a well known TV series... So... i do not risk it... I have watched photos of the two of them in a trib paradise (parodies of the original version) but the photos are not mine and i kept them out. However... some of these photos, even they are toons... they are so fucking hot !! Yes I admit it, i like trib toons ! LOL . My next story of this kind may be what REALLY happened between Snow-white and her step mother !! Or other hot toon stories which look full of lez innuendos for my fantasy...

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    EDITED : The story of course is mine... But my inspiration came from well known characters of a well known TV series... So... i do not risk it... I have watched photos of the two of them in a trib paradise (parodies of the original version) but the photos are not mine and i kept them out. However... some of these photos, even they are toons... they are so fucking hot !! Yes I admit it, i like trib toons ! LOL . My next story of this kind may be what REALLY happened between Snow-white and her step mother !! LOL Or the hot threesome among Cinderella and her two step sisters !! LOL Or other hot toon stories which look full of lez innuendos for my fantasy... Cinderella to sexfight with Snow-White over who of them is the hoter female toon character... So fucking hot... And yes, before you ask... i have watched "Frozen" as well and i have noticed the not so "sisterly" bond between the two sisters (many people have written about it, google it and you will find out).
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    Re: Sexfight (and funny) story : How all started.

    Hey Giannis,

    I loved reading this inventive story with its unique vocabulary - the first sexfight in world history!

    It feels like you have just invented the 'creation myth' of sex-fighting!

    Be well,

    Ragnar0k

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    Re: Sexfight (and funny) story : How all started.

    "the first sexfight in world history!
    It feels like you have just invented the 'creation myth' of sex-fighting!"

    First of all, Giannis! What a cool idea! What a cool story! I believe that was my great, great, great, great grandfather in that cave, who predicted my future. They said that, given enough of that "juice" he could predict the future. It must be hereditary, because I have noticed that whenever I drink enough fermented "grape juice" I can "see" into the future too. For example, just the other night, as I walked across the living room, I "saw" a wall coming to hit me in the face. (SMILE)

    Ragnar0k-

    It seems to me that if Giannis invented the "creation myth" of sex-fighting, shouldn't one of us (as in YOU) take the time to proove that sex-fighting actually evolved, over millions and millions of years? My readings, (and every documentary on the Science and Discovery channels) indicate that both the carbon atoms neccesary for life AND the molecules required for sex-fighting arrived on that comet that crashed into primeval earth. I believe that it's up to you to pesent the scientific evidence!

    I'd do it myself, but as our friend Giannis might say, I'm gonna go drink some of that "juice."

    Regards,
    A.P.

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    Re: Sexfight (and funny) story : How all started.

    It feels like you have just invented the 'creation myth' of sex-fighting!"
    Ragnar0k-
    My readings, (and every documentary on the Science and Discovery channels) indicate that both the carbon atoms neccesary for life AND the molecules required for sex-fighting arrived on that comet that crashed into primeval earth.
    Regards,
    A.P.
    Interesting! Two very different takes on the same story...

    "Rags" seeing it along religious lines (creation myth, really!?)
    "Pens" sees the same information from more of an "X-Files" perspective. (Comets crashing with perhaps alien 'sex-fight' DNA from flying saucers millennia ago?)

    "Mine"? It's just poor Giannis coming down off a bad acid trip just trying to clear his mind to get back to his Fantasy Celebrity Catfight League.

    Damn Giannis, that WAS one whale of a great story!! (Seriously!)

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    Re: Sexfight (and funny) story : How all started.

    Quote Originally Posted by apenman View Post
    "the first sexfight in world history!
    It feels like you have just invented the 'creation myth' of sex-fighting!"

    First of all, Giannis! What a cool idea! What a cool story! I believe that was my great, great, great, great grandfather in that cave, who predicted my future. They said that, given enough of that "juice" he could predict the future. It must be hereditary, because I have noticed that whenever I drink enough fermented "grape juice" I can "see" into the future too. For example, just the other night, as I walked across the living room, I "saw" a wall coming to hit me in the face. (SMILE)

    Ragnar0k-

    It seems to me that if Giannis invented the "creation myth" of sex-fighting, shouldn't one of us (as in YOU) take the time to proove that sex-fighting actually evolved, over millions and millions of years? My readings, (and every documentary on the Science and Discovery channels) indicate that both the carbon atoms neccesary for life AND the molecules required for sex-fighting arrived on that comet that crashed into primeval earth. I believe that it's up to you to pesent the scientific evidence!

    I'd do it myself, but as our friend Giannis might say, I'm gonna go drink some of that "juice."

    Regards,
    A.P.
    I love you guys !! Period !!

    RagnarOk... there are rumors about women many years or even a few centuries ago who liked to sexfight. Rumors... Maybe some people of ourdays read that X was a lez or a Bi and they added some sexfight spice on her story... However at least for 1-2 of them, reading about their personality... i would not be surprised if they were really into it (among many other things they loved to do / try).

    A time-machine please... I need to go back for awhile to test something !! LOL

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    Re: Sexfight (and funny) story : How all started.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ginny38 View Post
    Interesting! Two very different takes on the same story...

    "Rags" seeing it along religious lines (creation myth, really!?)
    "Pens" sees the same information from more of an "X-Files" perspective. (Comets crashing with perhaps alien 'sex-fight' DNA from flying saucers millennia ago?)

    "Mine"? It's just poor Giannis coming down off a bad acid trip just trying to clear his mind to get back to his Fantasy Celebrity Catfight League.

    Damn Giannis, that WAS one whale of a great story!! (Seriously!)
    Hey Ginny,

    You have raised some very interesting perspectives here - so what I'm looking at now is some kinda alien DNA/ religious myth crossover theme involving whale-like creatures on acid (and probably sperm ones at that!)

    R

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    Quote Originally Posted by apenman View Post
    Ragnar0k-

    It seems to me that if Giannis invented the "creation myth" of sex-fighting, shouldn't one of us (as in YOU) take the time to proove that sex-fighting actually evolved, over millions and millions of years? My readings, (and every documentary on the Science and Discovery channels) indicate that both the carbon atoms neccesary for life AND the molecules required for sex-fighting arrived on that comet that crashed into primeval earth. I believe that it's up to you to pesent the scientific evidence!

    I'd do it myself, but as our friend Giannis might say, I'm gonna go drink some of that "juice."

    Regards,
    A.P.

    A.P. - well if you cast your mind back to Kubrick's very fine SF documentary film 2001 A Space Odyssey, its fairly clear what happens next.

    Way back in primeval times, a black alien obelisk was left on Earth and this device transmitted the sex-fighting DNA to prehistoric females at round about the same time prehistoric males were taught how to use animal jawbones as shock weapons.

    Now, the aliens took the precaution of leaving a second obelisk on the moon so that as soon as any sexy Earthwomen of fighting age ventured into space, they would find themselves miraculously teleported straight to the sex-fighting pits of Cygnus X-0, there to prove their prowess against equally hot alien babes...

    Now, having straightened that bit of highly scientific evidence out, I had better go and lie down for a moment...

    R

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    I love you guys !! Period !!

    RagnarOk... there are rumors about women many years or even a few centuries ago who liked to sexfight. Rumors... Maybe some people of ourdays read that X was a lez or a Bi and they added some sexfight spice on her story... However at least for 1-2 of them, reading about their personality... i would not be surprised if they were really into it (among many other things they loved to do / try).

    A time-machine please... I need to go back for awhile to test something !! LOL
    Giannis - we really need to speed up work on that time machine, my friend!!

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    Re: Sexfight (and funny) story : How all started.

    "A.P. - well if you cast your mind back to Kubrick's very fine SF documentary film 2001 A Space Odyssey, its fairly clear what happens next.

    Way back in primeval times, a black alien obelisk was left on Earth and this device transmitted the sex-fighting DNA to prehistoric females at round about the same time prehistoric males were taught how to use animal jawbones as shock weapons.

    Now, the aliens took the precaution of leaving a second obelisk on the moon so that as soon as any sexy Earthwomen of fighting age ventured into space, they would find themselves miraculously teleported straight to the sex-fighting pits of Cygnus X-0, there to prove their prowess against equally hot alien babes...

    Now, having straightened that bit of highly scientific evidence out, I had better go and lie down for a moment...

    R"

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    KUBRICK!!!! OF COURSE!!! What was I thinking???

    All this time I've been needlesly paying attention to charlatans like Einstein, Hawking, Sagan and Tyson...



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    BTW "2010, The Year We Make Contact" is an all time favorite.

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    I really enjoyed that history lesson! I need to get my DeLoren up to 88 mph and check out the first sexfight. Thanks for posting this epic tale that was lost in the mists of time until now. The story was matched only by the intellectual discussion afterwards by the various posters. Creation myth? No, my friends, we are simply walking through history....this is history.


    Kubrick was a visionary (even if I prefer Full Metal Jacket over 2001.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by fett33 View Post
    I really enjoyed that history lesson! I need to get my DeLoren up to 88 mph and check out the first sexfight. Thanks for posting this epic tale that was lost in the mists of time until now. The story was matched only by the intellectual discussion afterwards by the various posters. Creation myth? No, my friends, we are simply walking through history....this is history.


    Kubrick was a visionary (even if I prefer Full Metal Jacket over 2001.)
    Thanks friend ! All you who read and praised my story... you tempted me... Maybe to take my new time-ship, it has a brand new time-maschine now, and to go for a walk in the past ? To find, then to report, the REAL reason something happened ? (a sexfight of course !) LOL LOL LOL

    Be well !!

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