I read that Bode Miller was seen late into the night at the local taverns.
An excellent motivational tool for Bode would have been no Booty for Bode until he got at last one medal. An then after he met that requirement, cessation of Booty if he didn't at least finish each race, upon which, refer to rule one.
So the Bode Tree would go like this.... Medal, Bode get booty, if he then doesn't finish a race, no more booty until he finishes a race without being Disqualified.
Maybe there is a board game in this, complete with a downhill slalom run. Lets call it "Booty for Bode". Different Bode characters are used, and as they race around the board, the one that medals gets little medals put around his neck, the one that just goes for late night booty gets a medal around his pee pee.
But the Bode with the medals around his pee pee has a harder time standing and when he goes down the slalom he tips over real easy, whereas the medal wearing Bode is able to navigate the course easier. The medal wearing pee pee Bode goes off the course and ends up in a bar, where he must navigate through his next bootilicious encounter. Next to the booty bar is a basketball court, that Bodi sure is one crazy dude!
Meanwhile the medal winning Bode gets weighd down by the medals around his neck and has to be saved from sinking into the snow by a bunch of bootiful babes who are fleeing from a guy with a medal around his pee pee.
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