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    Women are like apples...
    Women are like apples on trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......

    So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

    And.......
    Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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    I'll drink to that.

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    women are like bowling balls, stick your finger in them and toss them down the isle and they always come rolling back.

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    Hi, I'm John Lennon.

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    That's actually not bad. But a real man would just cut down the tree and take ALL the apples. We don't care about next year, so don't give me that either.

    And the difference between most women and a bowling ball? You can only fit THREE fingers in a bowling ball. Plus, if you had to, you could EAT a bowling ball.

    Gotta love a dead post, but whatever.

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    I've been divorced twice.


    I hate women.

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    Women are like apples...
    Women are like hockey pucks. To score you got to slap the crap out of it.

    <font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ November 26, 2008 09:41 PM: Message edited by: Bill-DC ]</font>

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