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    Inactive Member Azirin's Avatar
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    US Common Sense:
    Jee!! The world is full of fruitcakes!! [img]smile.gif[/img] In case you needed further proof that the human race is considered too stupid to use common sense, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:


    **On a Sears hair dryer:

    Do not use while sleeping.

    (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)


    **On a bag of Fritos:

    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

    (The shoplifter special!)


    **On a bar of Dial soap:

    Directions: Use like regular soap.

    (and that would be .. how??)


    **On some Swanson frozen dinners:

    Serving suggestion: Defrost.

    (But it's *just* a suggestion!)


    **On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:

    Fits one head. (!!!)


    **On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:

    (printed on the bottom of the box)--Do not turn upside down.

    (Too late! You lose!)


    **On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

    Product will be hot after heating.

    (Are you sure???)


    **On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

    Do not iron clothes on body.

    (But wouldn't that save more time???)


    **On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

    Do not drive car or operate machinery.

    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction

    accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts!)


    **On Nytol sleep aid:

    Warning: may cause drowsiness

    (One would hope!)


    **On a Korean kitchen knife:

    Warning: keep out of children.

    (Or pets! What's for dinner?)


    **On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:

    For indoor or outdoor use only.

    (As opposed to outer space or underground)


    **On a Japanese food processor:

    Not to be used for the other use.

    (Hmmmm, now I'm curious)


    **On Sainsbury's peanuts:

    Warning: contains nuts.

    (no comment)


    **On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    (what is going on here?)


    **On a Swedish chainsaw:

    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals!

    (as if you try to stop *anything* with your genitals--clearly

    my favorite of the list)


    **On a child's superman costume:

    Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

    (Way to destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

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    on the back of "some boats" do not put foot on prop to climb up while boat is in motion.

    sheeps should have something on the back of them that says "do not have sex with" but would people

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    nice post had to print screen and hang in my noob employees desk hahaha....he is the reason companies make these labels....

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