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November 13th, 2006, 07:17 PM
#21
Inactive Member
UPDATE!*
* We just want to confirm that we lost to Rob by one freaking point, thus sealing our fate as the *dumbest* run team in the league. Who tries a 52-yard field goal, into the wind, with a punt returner standing in the end zone? Who doesn't play through the whistle? Who doesn't play the Eagles? Who can't score a regular gig? Oops. We mean, who doesn't play the Eagles?
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November 13th, 2006, 07:21 PM
#22
Inactive Member
We forgot. This was haiku week.
Wayward Jersey Jons
Running back field goals yay points
Tackle him! Seriously?
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November 13th, 2006, 08:10 PM
#23
Inactive Member
After trees are pruned
Shall they not grow back stronger?
Hundred points! Great Oak!
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November 14th, 2006, 12:28 AM
#24
Inactive Member
And I wasn't even watchin. All my picks were based on alcohol induced whimsy.
I didn't watch any games this week or pay the least bit of attention to my/Jon's teams or their points.
I have been assimilated!
FU Ron!
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November 14th, 2006, 12:33 AM
#25
Inactive Member
Oh damn, I forgot. Have to say it in Low-I.Q. Haiku
The fight for last place.
Just to save face. All your base
are belong to us.
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November 14th, 2006, 02:37 AM
#26
HB Forum Owner
This is the best Haiku yet; it's almost in iambic pentameter!
And just for the record, Jon, I've actually got you tying Rob, for Rob's second tie of the season (remember: rounding!).
Also, don't feel bad. Philadelphia finally did what you needed them to do all season -- that is, score a lot of points and blow a team -- but they just did it too late. Meanwhile, Pittsburgh's running backs finally needed what I needed them do -- that is, run the goddamn ball like crazy -- but they also did it too late. Ugh.
I'll do the scores as soon as this Monday night game draws to it's Anthony-friendly close. He's leading Jose by 13!
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November 14th, 2006, 03:00 AM
#27
Inactive Member
I don't mean to impugn your math skills, but according to what's on the board, Jose should have 56.
I'm at 100 with my first five categories, and there's only been 7 points scored against my defense so far, so that's still like a 40 point drubbing. Unless, of course, TB goes on an eighty point tear....this one is over.
Let us humans of Zion celebrate this victory over the 'bots. Don't sell us short. Unless....wait, which pill did you swallow, Mike! Who are you working for?
Recent escapee from the Matrix,
'Chance' [img]cool.gif[/img]
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November 14th, 2006, 04:57 PM
#28
HB Forum Owner
No, by all means, impugn away, Anthony. Here's what I've got for Jose:
QB: TENN - 367 = 18
RB: SAND - 107 = 11
WR: MINN - 257 = 26
K: HOU - 6 = 6
TS: ARIZ - 10 = 5
TD: IND - 16 = 8
I don't mean to impugn your paranoia, but you are wrong, sir! [img]wink.gif[/img] (Not that it makes a difference, as you'll see when I do the scores tomorrow. Egads, what a beating.)
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November 15th, 2006, 04:03 AM
#29
Inactive Member
I'm checking the board.
Alas no stats or wrapup!
Impugnment abounds!
So the team with the worst record gets a first round draft pick in any slot next year right?
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