*hAVING a BAD dAY????????*

[SoulAngel]

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin.

Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.

You're not.

He has a date coming over today.

But you only have one ass.

Feel better?

omg HAHAHAH

[ButterflyKisses]

ROTFLMAOPIMP

[Ray Ray]

LOL (with a few gags in there too)

thats sick! .. made me feel better though

[SoulAngel]

hehehe yeh funny hey

[Ray Ray]

bit fucked up ... where dya get that from?

[SoulAngel]

Was sent to me in an email....yeh fucked is the right word *L*

[SoulAngel]

* Sexual Calorie Counter *

It has been known for many years that sex is good
exercise, but until recently, nobody had made a
scientific study of the calorie expenditure of
different sexual activities.

Now after original and proprietary research, they are
proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent....................... 12 Calories

Without her consent..................... 187 Calories


OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands........................ 8 Calories

With one hand........................... 12 Calories


With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection....................... 6 Calories

Without an erection.................... 315 Calories


POSITIONS:

Missionary............................. 12 Calories

Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories


Italian chandelier...................... 912
Calories


ORGASMIC:

Real................................... 112 Calories

False.................................. 315 Calories


POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories

Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816
Calories


GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:

20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories

30-39 years............................ 80 Calories

40-49 years............................ 124 Calories


50-59 years............................ 972 Calories


60-69 years............................ 2916
calories

70 and over......................... Results are
still pending


DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:

Calmly................................. 32 Calories

In a hurry............................. 98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

[Ray Ray]

LOL ... quality! ...

that explains it ladys! .. you wanna lose some calories? .. i can help [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

Dr Ray Ray