Daily Chucks

[Rogue Angel]

lol, these made me chuckle... i was looking for a quote for the day and found several from jay leno... they're all about george bush, be forewarned if you are a supporter... i think they're hilarious because well, i don't like him... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father.
--Jay Leno

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.
--Jay Leno

ok, i threw in one for clinton, heh, cuz he's the man.... [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

An Israeli man's life was saved when he was given a Palestinian man's heart in a heart transplant operation. The guy is doing fine, but the bad news is, he can't stop throwing rocks at himself.
--Jay Leno

As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline.
--Jay Leno

*chuckles*....

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
--Jay Leno

[petenv]

ROTFL !

[mRs.GaToR]

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.


Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A
JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS

[Rogue Angel]

A place for anything that you come across that gives you a chuckle and you think is worth sharing.... [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

[Canadian Chick]

?There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.? - George W. Bush

[petenv]

Still ROTFL !

[Rogue Angel]

hahahahaha.... ! i'm gonna read that every week on thursday... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Rogue Angel]

*chuckles*... fkn GW.... *shakes head*.... he can't get anything right i swear... *L*... it would be funny... if he were in charge of say, a preschool class instead of the entire United States.... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

[petenv]

I think that he would fail at that job.

[Father Dave]

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" To that she replies "Well, come here and I?ll warm them between my legs." He goes out a couple of more times and does the same thing. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"