a joke ... cause i felt like one

[diluted]

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the kitchen and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responds, "You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

"No," replies the trainee.

"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"

The trainee shouts back, "And do you know who you are talking to, you fool?!"

"No," replies the CEO indignantly.

"Good!" replies the trainee, and puts down the phone.

[nklC]

oooh.. reminds me of the ad. where the guy is a minute late for handing his examination paper into the front desk:
"do you know who i am!?"
"no.."
"good!"

and then slips his exam paper into the middle of the stack.. grabs the teachers apple takes a bite.. makes a kissy noise while making a peace sign and walks off..

actually i think it coulda been latham hewit [img]eek.gif[/img]
oh wait.. nevermind [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[diluted]

hehe your fecked


that add was tops though [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

[nklC]

he wasnt holding a tennis racket was he..
just somehow the dude seemed tennisy
was it a white shirt with a sharp blue line across the chest to show style and sophistication?
could have been.. then i wouldnt look nearly as fecked .. haHA!

[oranges]

i think that just made you look more fecked. [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]

[nklC]

the haHA! at the end helped though in my opinion..
[img]tongue.gif[/img]
*butt-walks in circles on the carpet*

[oranges]

bah i give up...*goes and sits in corner* [img]graemlins/party.gif[/img]

[nklC]

*rolls a packet of jaffas over one by one to the corner of the room before exiting* [img]graemlins/party.gif[/img]

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*goes back to class*

[oranges]

oh jaffas...yes please! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]