Jokes R Us!

[Snow Kitten]

I've got a good one... Now this Joke is always told by a man, but I'm going to see if its as funny told by me... Here goes...


I Love You....

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[Tee Ehn]

Post''em --->

My penis died today

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in nursing
home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy, asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy,"
said
Mr.
Goldstein, "My penis died today, and I am very sad"

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my
condolences.

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his
penis
hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein,"
she
said, "you shouldn't be walking down the hall Like this.

Please put your penis back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that
my
penis died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
asked Nurse Tracy.

"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."