the best chain letter in the world

**diluted** · September 11th, 2003, 02:02 AM

Hello, my name is Brendan.
I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking
chain letters sent to me by people who actually believethat if you
send them on, a poor
6-year-old
girl in
Arkansas with a breast on her forehead and an ear growing on her
arse
will
be able
to raise enough money to shit? Do you honestly believe that Bill
Gates
is
going to
give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How
stupid
are
you?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
I'll
get
laid by
every good looking person in the magazine!" What a load of crap.
Maybe
the
evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me
in
my
sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5AD
and brought to the USA by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck
them!
Show
little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing
to
by
sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own
unpopularity.
The
point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
leave
you
shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, fuck it off by
deleting
it.
If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them
feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been
tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is
the 5 cents per
letter
he'll
receive if you forward this email. Oh, by the way all you idiots
out there.
NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM -
NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!! THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY -
YET!!!!!!.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
morning your
underwear will turn
carnivorous and will Consume your genitals.
Send no more chain letters please!!!!

**SHATOUSHKA** · September 11th, 2003, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by The 4 Horsemen 11:
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email. !

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LMMFAO!!!!

thats the best part!!!!

*forwards*