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    [Verse 1]
    I like'em brown, yellow, Peurto Rican or Asian
    Who have the weekend occaison
    Sneak in the Days Inn
    I'm never tweakin' of haze an frequently blazin'
    Now if they ain't on ya face it ain't the cheeks that i stay in
    Cant deny it, Used to take weeks and persuasion
    Now I just be lookin' down at these freaks in amazement
    With a girl, The first thing I peep a notice
    Is how full her lips is and deep her throat is
    So you ain't gotta be perfect
    I'll buy you whatever you want, But your heads gotta be worth it
    Still what I mean is
    Your brains gotta send chills through my penis
    'Til I feel like a geinus
    Look at it from a playa's postition
    I got a scholarship, I get smart without payin' tuition
    My classes be like two three hours
    That's why I'm the smartest young guy since Doogie Howser

    [Chorus]
    Still what I mean is
    I really just wanna get smart until I feel like a genius
    And all that I ask is
    That you help me get good grades in all of my classes
    Still what I mean is
    I really just wanna get smart until I feel like a genius
    And all that I ask is
    That you help me get good grades, Ma in all of my classes

    [Verse 2]
    Thses bitches they done got real bad
    Cause now I pull out, Leavin'em lookin' like model for a got milk ad
    I'm a teachers pet
    And even if you good at math ma
    you'll have trouble countin' each bauggette
    All it takes would hood tutors and some good budda
    And promise to buy them some of them Razor foot scooters
    They don't care where the cops is
    Outta the blue they stop biz
    Teacher started givin' me a pop quiz
    I stay 10 minutes in night clubs
    Pocket full of green, Duke on it invented the night bulb
    I might pass on a female, And call up a subsitute just for night
    class in the CL
    Ya man don't know why his chicks knees be scared
    Can't tell her from givin' my dick CPR
    If ya lift up and say ya jaws hurtin', before squrtin
    It's for certain
    You are the weakest link, Goodbye

    [Chorus]

    [Verse 3:]
    You know my girls in North and South Caddy
    They all for mouth waxin'
    And the whores in Texas, Oral sexes
    I head to Cali, Take more blows to the head than Ali
    And the Philly momies suck the kid outta Willie Bonnie
    And the way females so Southern Hospitality in ATL
    Dont even know them hoes
    In South Beach, They let me jimmy dip in they mouthpiece
    Forget about Vegas, The head is outrageous
    The broads in Seattle will make ya knees rattle
    Fa shizzle da snizzle get smizzle down in VA
    Them hoes in Detroit will suck the whole ???
    My dick don't get to die down when I'm in Chi-Town
    My bitches in B-More, Blow til they knees sore
    Good damn, there face I, ain't screwed down in St. Lou
    New York, It ain't got no pipe instructions
    They just suck outta you like liposuction
    <font size="4" face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">thought these lyrics were interesting.....

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    um...why?...

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    it's a great play on words....he was able to carry the metaphor throughout the entire song and make it sound interesting....plus the song actually sounds good.....

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    Lightbulb

    I prefer the television show.

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    it was a great show....

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    all time classic, for sure

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    I always sat down to watch it just as it had finished.

    Continually missing it by *that* much.

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    comedic genius right here folks....always perfect timing.....

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    Good thinking, <s>99</s> GT

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