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**Suture-Chan** · August 22nd, 2001, 06:16 AM

Whom wins my award for sickest and twistedest.

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jason and freddy are sitting around on a couch smoking weed when freddy gets up and farts real loud and jason goes gets a beer and they get drunk and get the idea of driving their car around and they do and they go to a circle k and buy slushies and cigarettes when they see an old lady drop her purse by the ice machine and she drives off without it and jason gets the purse and finds some viagra in it and he dares freddy to eat one and he eats it then his penis becomes incredibly hard and jason starts laughing at him and then chucky comes around the corner selling weed and jason buys a quarter sack and they get really stoned they walk around the city when they see mad max has had a breakdown and they offer him some help they tell max they haven't seen him around lately max tells them he's been down in reno running guns for the mexican revolution and freddy calls him a **** and they get in a fight and chop max's head off and steal his car and they ride around toon town when they accidently run over micky mouse so they put the body in the trunk and take it to a pond and drop it in there when the car gets stuck and they find out norman bates already did it and norman comes out and starts yelling at them so freddy chops his face into pieces when suddenly ash comes out with a chainsaw and throws a huge toga party and some assassin who snorts rice comes in and crashes the party with his wobbly pee hole act then freddy chops his head off and blood goes everywhere and leatherface brings out the beer bongs and one of the party sluts accidently dies and members of the punk rock sensations nashville pus*sy start fisting the dead body when they find a pack of marlboro's in her vaginal cavity and they dare each other all night to smoke one of them then jason goes to work at the supermarket and sells a woman a lobster and the woman takes it home and sticks it in her vagina and sets its face on fire so the tail will snap rapidly giving her maximum pleasure and later that morning she goes to the toilet and pisses out a huge gooey mass of bubbling hot mud shrimp because when the lobster was caught it ate a bunch of mud shrimp eggs and it crapped them into her twat when she burned it and her ph balance was just right to incubate the eggs and they doubled in size every 5 minutes and she gave birth to over 1000 baby mud shrimp and she died of falling over and knocking her head on the sink and the cops came and puked everywhere and then leatherface cut some people up and dr.herbert west reanimated a dead possum and played the ole dead possum in the birthday cake routine at a heart patients birthday bash and then this retarded guy walked down the street and was flattened by a semi truck....