Links

**Cosmic** · December 20th, 2000, 10:02 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MerleZ:
Tolkien Sarcasm Page Too funny!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And in that same vein, we have the Shakespearean Insulter and the Surrealist Compliment Generator.

Enjoy...Thou gleeking tickle-brained measle! wink

**Lyta Alexander** · December 22nd, 2000, 12:44 AM

I saw this link advertised on the b5 moderated board (a JMS speaks online archive). Hope I don't have to out of business...

JMS News service

just in case the html didn't work:
http://www.jmsnews.com

**jasoom** · January 4th, 2001, 01:30 AM

There are a few 'offspring' at this site that are kinda funny, while there are definitely a few bizarre ones. Click on one of the parents <a href=http://nbctv.nbci.com/NBCconan/index.asp?section=mated>here</a> to see what their child might look like.

**Cosmic** · January 4th, 2001, 01:50 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jasoom:
There are a few 'offspring' at this site that are kinda funny, while there are definitely a few bizarre ones. Click on one of the parents <a href=http://nbctv.nbci.com/NBCconan/index.asp?section=mated>here</a> to see what their child might look like.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oooooooh! Jas, that is SO warped! I love it! wink

My particular favorites are the offspring of Cruella DeVille and The Grinch and Antonin Scalia and Katherine Harris.
ROTFLMAO!

**Erythrina** · January 4th, 2001, 03:41 AM

I agree with CT, this provides HOURS of fun! You've just got to see some of the matings to REALLY appreciate it!

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The Red Witch

**jasoom** · January 5th, 2001, 11:21 PM

Heehheh, I liked the Grinch one to. Funny thing is, I never watch Conan O'Brien, I just happened across this warped page & forget now what I was even searching for.

What was that Farscape episode that showed John Crichton's & the princess's future child? You don't suppose???.? Naw!

**ProfCrash** · January 31st, 2001, 04:19 AM

I love this site Survivor Sucks

**MorganaK** · March 1st, 2001, 02:23 AM

These are great links. I thoroughly enjoyed them. Thanks Everyone.

Whilst surfing the net for Real Estate today, [nothing better to do :P], I came across these prime, out of this world properties. Once you purchased your dream property, the Real Estate Agent says that the US Navy provides After Sales Service. Jolly nice of the Navy, what? *laughing*

Click here for more information on available land. Transport may be a problem.

WARNING: Purchase of said property may be a health hazzard to your hip pocket.

**ProfCrash** · March 23rd, 2001, 08:30 PM

hehehe Veggie Tales Lyrics

I love the Veggie Tales, the songs are hilarious. (grins)

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