PATD II

[Sexy Bear]

Valen is sitting sipping his coffee still unaware of the events that are about to unfold. Sexy bear opens the door of the PATD and catches tandara?s eye. Nodding at the Madame bear, tandara nudges Cosmic's arm, and both smile as Sexy confidently strolls over to Valen's table.

"I hear you need a lesson on how to treat a lady, Oh Minbari Religious Icon!"

Sexy bear slaps a set of handcuffs on Valen.

Before Valen can say anything Sexy snaps her fingers, and two bear boy toys appear carrying a long pole. They easily hog tie Valen to the pole and hoist him up. The two are obviously experts with ropes!

Valen struggles in vain and starts to protest as the two bears walk slowly toward the door. Sexy bear takes the ornament that Tandara wanted to put on the tree and places it in Valen's mouth to muffle his complaining.

Tandara and Cosmic smile and wave as Valen passes them on the way out the door.

[Cosmic]

As he is being "escorted" out of the PATD, Valen gives his high priestess a panicked look and starts to plead his case to her. Unfortunately, all that comes out is a muffled "Muwmmmmmpf!!!!!"

Cosmic winks at him and says, "If I were a lady, I'd help you, Entil'zha, but apparantly I'm not, so you are on your own...but don't worry...Tan says that it's clean..."



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We live for the One, we die for the One....yeah, right!

[This message has been edited by Cosmic (edited December 18, 2000).]

[sindatur]

Sindatur and Blair Grey look at Valen and start rollin' on the floor with laughter.

Blair Grey looks at the gagged MRI and giggles, "Hey Boney, whatja got in your mouth their, looks like you're enjoying yourself for the most part. Tan did say it had been cleaned didn't she"

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Sindatur - The Grey owl Wizzard

[MerleZ]

Ignoring Valen's predicament, Merle was pondering an ornament for the Christmas tree. The Jewel of Judgment would be pretty, but since Dworkin had implanted it in Coral's eye socket, that was out of the question.

Merle thought a bit longer. Then a thought struck him. He crafted a spell, and a small object appeared in his hand. Merle approached the tree, staying clear of the vortex, and hung the replica of KTTY that he and Boikat had employed during the Quest in Ancient Baths II.

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It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.

[CrankyBear]

Upon entering the PATD, Cranky passes Valen and his escorts. She first scratches her head in bear bewilderment, then starts to snicker as she surveys the situation. She waves a paw as he passes by.

Wandering over to the tree, she places a mini replica of Da Batmobile near Bmat's bear ornament.

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I'm not always cranky...I'm just written that way

[Nommy]

Nomad was enjoying the festive experience at the PATD. He saw what was happenoing to Valen who pleadingly mRumfff'd to Nomad as he was carried by him,.

Nomad felt sorry for Valen and pulled out his KoL to help. Nomad was about to cast a spell to relieve the torture (or was it torture???) when Nomad hair on the back of his neck stood out. He turned around and saw CT and Tandara glaring at him.

Nomad just whistled and used the KoL as a flashlight like he had lost something on the ground.

AHHHH...found it ....

Nomad opened a little doorway and pulled out a cool looking set of what looked like claws on a shaft about 4 inches long each. Nomad went over to the tree and hung them on the opposite side of the Vortex ornament on the tree.

Nomad stepped back and acticated the two pieces of orniment that acted in tandom...It was a JUMPGATE miniature!

[sindatur]

The beefy men take Valen down the stairs on his pole <well, not his, but the one he's ridin' on>(Bouncing him every step of the way, gagging him all the more) when Tan and Cosmic grab a bucket of ice, and dump it down his shorts.

Sindatur and Blair Grey just stand in the background giggling. Blair looks at Sindatur and asks, "Shouldn't we help him, he did draw the map to get us here to the new place and he is a friend"

Sindatur replies, "Yea, but, this is Tan and Cosmic we're talkin' about. Ya saw the way Nommy re-thought his position. Besides, he did show Cosmic a good time on her birthday, so it's only fair she should repay the favor"

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Sindatur - The Grey owl Wizzard

[This message has been edited by sindatur (edited December 18, 2000).]

[This message has been edited by sindatur (edited December 18, 2000).]

[MerleZ]

Message: After a long nap.
Author: - Angry Bear
Date: Sep 19, 2000 16:18

Angry woke up. He stretched. He yawned. He scratched himself absentmindedly. He smacked his lips. <font size=-2>MRMPH!@##!@@@#!!!!$#%@^!</font> What was that? He wondered. A strange noise was coming from the front of the RV. Angry scratched his head again. What's that?
Well, he decided to settle back in for a bit more of a nap. <font size=-2>Mrpphmhp! Angry! Mforppfpp!!!!</font> There it was again. What was that? Angry decided it was nothing important and closed his eyes. He thought about his good dream, about swimming in a vat of Sammy! <font size=-2>Mrpmmphfff! Angry, mmssfttt Sammy ffsff smashed! Fffntrtt oaf!</font> Angry really wished that noise would go away. And something was beginning to stab him in the back, becoming almost painful in fact.
The noise from up front was getting louder too. Angry's eyes sprang open, when he heard, &quot;Bmat, you'se snorin'! You'se stop dat right now!&quot;
&quot;Huh? Mmmmmm, Minbari bears don't snore, Cranky. You'se must be mistaken. Umm, besides, you'se hoggin' da bed. Move over!&quot;
&quot;Dat's cause you'se on da outside! I's ober here next to da wall, an' I'se can't breath! I'se needs more space!&quot;
&quot;You'se quits complainin'! We'se gonna switch tomorrow night, den you'se get's ta sleep on da outside!&quot;
Cranky's voice was getting a little desperate. &quot;I'se gots ta get outta here! I'se can't breath!&quot; Well, Angry could understand that, what with being stuck between Bmat and the wall, up in that little bunk over the driver seat. Look how it sagged!
<font size=-2> Mfprrppp Angry! Mmmfpffo smashing me ;;;ghuuddf uuut uytt! Take that!</font> &quot;Yeeeeeeeooooouuuuuucchhhh!&quot; Cried Angry, in sudden pain, as something very sharp poked him very hard in the back. He came leaping off the little bed at the back of the RV, just as Cranky was making a mad scramble to get over Bmat. The two collided amidship, so to speak, while a very crumpled looking Sammy Bear pulled himself up from where Angry had been laying on him.
&quot;Lookout!&quot; Cried Angry, still not aware of what had stuck him in his nether regions! &quot;Angry think bees in here!&quot;
&quot;I gots ta get outside!&quot; Cranky was screaming, as she tried to get past Angry to the door. Meanwhile Angry was trying to put as much distance between himself and whatever stung him as possible. In other words, nobody was moving as they tried to go through/over/around each other.
&quot;You'se be quiet down der!&quot; Growled Bmat. &quot;I'se tryin' ta get my beauty rest!&quot;
&quot;Help!&quot; Was all Sammy could manage.

[MerleZ]

Message: Its October!
Author: Posting fo Sammy Bear is - NOMAD Galileo
Date: Oct 4, 2000 13:43

Sammy finally rolled (crawled) out of the overstuffed bunk. He straighten up a bit when he got outside, with a laudible CRAAAACK. He scratched hi head...yawned a bit...then went WIDE EYED!

<font size =60> RRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR</font>

Sammy jumped back into the RV, threw Angry oout of the door...grabbed Bmat the Bear and slung her over his shoulders and ran into the woods...yelling that &quot;THE BEER GODS OF THE WOODS ARE AWAKE&quot;. After that, all that could be heard was...&quot; ow ow ow ow..put...ow...me...ow...down...Smm...mm..mmmy&quo t;. Sammy was now on a new mission.

It took a few minutes for Angry and Cranky to catch up. Craky was her usual....er...cranky self.

Why yous make us chase yous , Sammy?&quot; says Craky.

&quot;SHhhhhhh&quot;, says Sammy....&quot;Listen&quot;.

Cranky and Bmat, who was still on Sammies shoulders, cupped their ears.

I'se dont hears nuthin, Sammy. Dis is not fun.

But Everyone turned to see a bear eanin' grin on Angries face. Angry took off like a bat out of hell and headed further into the forest toward a clearing. Sammy ran after him , with Bmat on his shoulders and Craky in tow.

As the all got out of the clearing....they read a big sign that was stung between some trees. It read

<font size = 70>OCTOBERFEST 2000

[MerleZ]

Message: Bouncing up and down over Sammy's shoulder
Author: Bmat the Minbari Bear - Bmat Curie
Date: Oct 4, 2000 21:19

Bmat the Minbari Bear had to hold on tight to her plastic bone crest to keep it from slipping off.

Bmat: "S-S-Sammmmyyyy!!! P-P-P-Puts me D-d-d-d-down will youse?"

Sammy didn't answer, but he did plop Bmat down on the ground with a thud and charged to the barrels of beer with his tongue hanging out.

Bmat oofed and stood up brushed dried leaves off of her. *muttering* "Crazy bear!!!"

Sammy and Angry both settled down at some picnic tables with gallon mugs of beer. Cranky carried over 4 footlong sausages for the group. Bmat picked up a pitcher of beer and of lemonade for their table. But Bmat's feet were soon tapping to the sound of the Polka!
She snapped her fingers (bears can snap fingers?) in time to the music and clapped along, singing with tremendous gusto and volume!

The other three at her table put their hands over their faces when Bmat hopped up to join in with the dancing. Sammy and Angry tried to be invisible, but Bmat peered out of narrowed eyes at Angry who sighed and pushed himself off of the bench. He took one last long swallow and let Bmat lead him into the dance area.

At first Angry stumbled around a bit and stepped on Bmat's feet. Bmat didn't mind since the bears weren't wearing shoes, so it didn't hurt. In fact one of the people in charge advanced upon the two and told them there was a firm rule about shoes having to be worn in the dancing area.

With a great sigh of relief regret Angry stopped trying to dance and started leaving the floor. Bmat held onto his paw tightly and bared her fangs at the intruder, who backed off.

With a sweet smile, and a yank, Angry found himself dancing again. He got the idea this time, and soon the two were flying around the other dancers.

Cranky and Sammy looked at each other speculatively, then they shrugged and ate all four sausages between them.