New medical warning

**CHERIECURRIE** · January 26th, 2005, 05:41 PM

Subject: ON THIS DATE A MEDICAL WARNING

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning
about a new virulent
strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease
is contracted
through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease
is called
Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
Many victims have
contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4
years, in spite
of having taken measures to protect themselves from
this especially
troublesome disease.
Cognitive symptoms of individuals infected with
Gonorrhea Lectim
include, but are not limited to:
* anti-social personality disorder traits;
* delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic
flavor;
* chronic mangling of the English language;
* extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to
incorporate new
information;
* pronounced xenophobia;
* inability to accept responsibility for actions;
* exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced
bravado;
* uncontrolled facial smirking;
* ignorance of geography and history;
* tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies;
* and a strong propensity for categorical,
* all-or nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and
epidemiologists are
amazed and baffled that this malignant disease
originated only a few
years ago in a Texas Bush.

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**RockinSheri** · January 26th, 2005, 07:26 PM

Oh, oh, oh!!! That is SOOOO good, Cherie! I am SO going to forward that on to my in-laws who were constantly sending my anti-Kerry emails - ugh!

I saw a great bumper sticker yesterday on a car at my son's school:

SORRY, WE TRIED.

--Half of America

Ha!
Thanks for sharing!
Sheri

**The Canadian Wolverine** · January 26th, 2005, 07:33 PM

Oh Cherie say it aint so
Please my American friends keep that virus
down there I pray its a little to cold up
here for something like that to spread.

I feel for yas [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img] C.W.

P.S. Good one Chainsaw Chick

4Jettheads · January 27th, 2005, 12:20 AM

I love it. And is there a cure for this desease ? Say, a shot ?

**gus danger** · January 27th, 2005, 05:27 AM

GRRREAT one Cherie! Thanx mucho, my fellow American! [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]
Hey, are you sure it's a STD? I didn't think they engaged in such activities on the "moral high ground."
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GD

**sparklelynx** · January 27th, 2005, 06:01 PM

Now this post put a smile on my face! HA! HA! That's great! Thanx Cherie! [img]wink.gif[/img]

**rocketmaster** · January 29th, 2005, 12:21 PM

Hysterical! Pathetic for we...but funny!

Yes, Farmboy, I too endorse a shot to cure that particular ill. [img]frown.gif[/img]

(note to Sparklynx: love the new Tink icon!) [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]