Predictions

PV/Leb. could go either way IMO.

Pv 34 Leb 15
Burton 56 Appy- 12
Tazwell 14 Gc 6
Clintwood 35 Haysi 13
Kelly- 28 Pound 13
Coeburn 6 Ervinton 0
Richlands 48 Hoanaker 21

PV 28 LEBANON 18
BURTON 36 APPY 21
GC 14 TAZWELL 13
CW 36 HAYSI 14
JJK 18 POUND 13
ERVINTON 21 COEBURN 7
RICHLANDS 50 HONAKER 7

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: beamerball</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Week 2 games...
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good site for a quick reference.

Dang Dee-Jay! Did you even wait until week uno was completed when you posted big man? Must not be much to do up there in Kin-Tuckee on Friday nights nowadays! I still say ole Deej couldn't have the occupation of a bank robber - he'd be shootin' his six-gun up in the air before he got through the doors of the financial institution of choice! Slow down thar boy! We know you're a comin', just give us time to hide the women and children!

Shoot-fire! No, not you Swiney, put down your pistolero - the real fireworks will be on the gridiron fields of the great and esteemed El-Pee-Dee this Friday night! Read & Heed, if you don't like what I have to say - don't get Peed! On with it Delores!


The Lebanese National Football Team of Russell County @ THE Vikings of Powell Valley, led by Phil "The Real Deal"? Robbins ? BRING ON THE PIE-NEARS!!! BRING ON THE PIE-NEARS!!! That's what I hear around the BSG this week, fresh Clinch Mountain District meat being brought in on hoof (okay, in big yeller buses ? same difference, same outcome hyuk hyuk!) for the slaughter! PIE-NEARS, y'aint playin' the HO-naker Tiggers this week Elmer! Those boys of John Adams don't have a clue what they're in for! They'll be leavin' Bullitt Park a wishin' they'd left the Blue Turdnadoes of Rich-Man Poor-Man-Lands on the schedule instead of takin' on the POW POW POW Valley Vikings, brother! You Pie-Nears will get a good helpin' of Ced-ilicious, The Brothers Pinkston, D-E-L-MAS - That's Delmas Lawson, He's So Awesome...and the rest of Robbins Great Viking gridiron gang to the point you'll know where REAL football is played - In the El-Pee-Dee BAY-BEE!!! It's pretty evident to all that the Lebanese don't have a defense worth speakin' of and they haven't faced a GREAT defense like our boys are going throw at them Friday night! Pie-Nears, you betta lace'em up tight so you can get "?em knocked off! HOO-YEAH!!!

The Score: THE Great Vikings of Powell Valley - 55 The Lebanese Pie-Nears - 14


Crappalachia BullPup Dawgies @ Da Raidahs of Downtown Norton, U.S. of A ? Another season, another spankin' laid on the BullPup Dawgies by Jumbo Adam's Raidahs! Good Golly Molly, this is turning into a "par for the course"?, a "Déjà vu All Over Again"?! Word is Jumbo is having his pre-game meal flown in from RoBo's - extra mayo & hold the napkins! He wants to get down & dirty before the game just like his Ramblin' Raidahs are gonna get with the helpless BullPup Dawgies once the opening whistle blows! Times-a-wastin' Raidahs, kick "?em when thar up, kick "?em when thar down ? kick "?em all around! This will be a worse of a Dawg Beatin' that even ole Mike Vick ever laid eyes on! Dawgies, can't tackle what you can't see ? SEE?

The Score: Jumbo's Raidah Nation ? 50-Spot Crappalachia BullPup Dawgies ? Goose-Eggin' It!


The Hayseed Tiggers of James "Head Like A Melon & Face Like A Collie"? Colley @ The Mean Green of Dicko County Fightin' Wavers ? Lawd how mercy, this won't be one of those monumental games of Dicko-Lore that we've seen and heard about over the years, this will be a down-right gridiron killin' ? GreenWaver style BAY-BEE! Hayseed Tiggers, it's alright, it's alright ? after the final horn sounds you'll have the next week off...okay, the next two weeks off if you really wanna know, since you have that gridiron menace of the Fightin' Tuggers of Naugatuck, West Virginny on your rough and tough schedule y'all always seem to put together HAR HAR! Nice opponent pickup, James! Mr. Chris Robinson & Co. will put up historical rushing yardage on the hapless Tiggers and leave them wonderin' why do we still play these guys? We're just a lowly Division 1 team now! YUP YUP YUP! OOOOHHHH...The GreenWavers of ClintVegas wanna drop down too? Gotta git away from those Mighty Vikings of Phil "The Real Deal"? Robbins don'tcha, Mullins Boys? I don't blame you, nobody does! If you can't beat "?em, drop to a lower division! HOO-HA! Nevertheless, everyone in attendance will hear the PA announcer call of "TAKEN DOWN BY A HO HOST OF GREENWAVES"? more than just a few times! KA-POW!

The Score: The Mean Green of ClintVegas ? 36 Hayseed Tiggers of the BDD (Big Disappointment District) - 14


8 Ounce High Stinky Mildkitties @ K.K. Jelly Injuns on "The Reservation"? ? I'm a little confused here...I thought 8 Ounce High's football team combined with the Jelly's of B.O. Salyers this season ? how can they play against themselves! HOO-RAH!!! Does the MildKitties even have enough on the roster to play 8-man football ? or is that 8 Ounce Football! Made a funny and didn't even mean to! The call for this game ? Strouth left, Strouth right, Strouth up da middle! Add in a little Tribe (yes people, I said TRIBE) dee-fence and this turns into a massacre of biblical proportions early and often kiddos! Indian_Dud will be smilin' so big up in them thar stands that you'll be able to see all five teeth in his mouth! Calm Down, Indian_Dud! Don't pee on yourself just yet, it's just the second game of the season feller!

The Score: B.O.'s TRIBE from THE RESERVATION ? 66 What's left of 8-Ounce High - 6

HAYSI 28 clintwood 20
JIB 45 Appy 13
lebanon 27 PV 14
JJK 35 pound 6
coeburn 20 ervinton 8
richlands 38 honaker 13
tazewell 20 GC 14

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This will be a worse of a Dawg Beatin' that even ole Mike Vick ever laid eyes on!</div></div>


Beautiful.

PV - 44 Lebanon - 20
Burton - 56 Appy - 14
Gate City - 42 Tazewell - 14
Clintwood - 38 Haysi - 8
JJ Kelly - 60 Pound - 0
Coeburn - 40 Ervinton - 14
Richlands - 44 Honaker - 0

pv-34 lebanon- 12
Burton 66 appy 6
gc 44 haysi 8
jjk 28 pound 0
coeburn 24 Ervin 16
Rich 54 Hon 6

OK, I was perfect last week, so here we go.

PV 20, Lebanon 14
Burton 38, Appy 6
Gate City 22, Tazewell 16
Clintwood 44, Haysi 6
JJ Kelly 36, Pound 6
Coeburn 14, Ervinton 8
Richlands 42, Honaker 6