Jokes

[OAR]

I thought maybe we couldmake this a permanent one..

If anyone has a joke, just post it here...I bet we could get some good laughs out of this...

[HokieFreak]

Redick is the best player in the nation.

HaHa thats a good one!!

[Dukefan3]

Tech might make it to the NCAA tournament next year.

[HokieFreak]

who won the last time they played?

[Dukefan3]

Whos in the NIT.

[burton2019]

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LMAO!!...Thats the best joke Ive ever heard!

[OAR]

The one about Reddick was hilarious...

Best Joke ever: Reddick is not gay!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[greencrest1272]

Burrhead is losing weight...

[33_phs_33]

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000.

The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral and so the man said, "Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce."

The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000.

Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest", the loan officer said. The man wrote out a check and started to walk away.

"Wait sir", the loan officer said, "while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?"

The man smiled. "Where else could I park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?

[33_phs_33]

Demand For A Raise

"Boss, I've got to have a raise," the salesman said to his sales manager. "There are three other companies after me."
"Is that a fact?" the manager asked. "What other companies are after you?"
"The electric company, the phone company, and the gas company."