Women

[Unchained]

Can't win with 'em folks.
Made the mistake of watching TV with the better half the other night, when all of a sudden this commercial comes on with Salma Hayek rips off her shirt, and pops her boobies out. I failed to do my "made of stone" bit in time and she catches my eyes bugged out. After some good-natured ribbing from her I figured this was over...ahh- mistake. I get up yesterday to get ready for work and what do I see on the coffee table? A new REDBOOK magazine with guess who on the cover? Salma and her ta-tas. Think she's sending me a message. I am sure if I complain about anything, it'll be like the Jeff Foxworthy line about Sigourney Weaver (example-meatloaf is tough dear...why don't you get Salma Hayek to make it for you?)

[imported_elp6n]

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Men will never win lol

[Unchained]

Men will not win because we are not equipped with the built-in brain Rolodex that women have. A man when he's done with something, he's done. A woman will draw up that badboy from her files and toss it atcha. I could see elp6n 9 years down the road saying " Yeah..like you did on October 30 at 9:53 p.m. on ABC"-lol

[burton2019]

I'd almost rather take a kick in the crotch then get caught "in a look" at another woman. You never live down those moments. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[knight_67]

seems i never get caught "in look"
but when im really not, thats when its thought i am.. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

woman, ya know ya woman...
when ya talkin to me, you see right through me!

[MikMo]

Another facet of this argument: ex's. I used to go out with a girl from PV, then a few years later, met my boy's mother, well, rest is history. But when we first started going out, I made a mistake of telling her about previous girls I'd went out with from around here...you'd thought I'd told her I was going out with the Antichrist. Well folks, that was back in '90. Me and my boy's mother have been apart for about 7 years now. Recently, the other girl's father did a term as Mayor of BSG. I was seeing the boys one day and me and their mother were talking about our water bills...I was complaining about a late charge that had been incurred. She comes up and says "I'm sure you can get that fixed....I bet you still would have a little pull with the mayor!" Women never forget anything, let me tell you.

[imported_trumpet1988]

Try growing up with 3 older sisters and not one brother.

[Jason]

When I see a rather appealing woman I always ask my wife if I can take her hom. I promise to feed and water her! Only thing is my wife wont let me have any pets. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[TheBeast]

Same here, my wife knows I am gonna look so no need in gettin upset over. Besides she knows that all it is is looking I am completely and uterly faithful to her.