For anyone interested....

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Rocked off? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Beelzeboss is good. The gargling mayonaise line is classic. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Tenacious D Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Lyrics
Beelzeboss:
I AM COMPLETE!

Tenacious D:
(BOTH) (censored)

Beelzeboss:
YES YOU ARE [censored],
[censored] OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY [censored] YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE!
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

Tenacious D:
(JB) Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-[censored]
we challenge you to a rock off,
(BOTH) Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Beelzeboss:
[censored]! [censored]!
(censored), THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME,
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE!
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CAAATCH?

Tenacious D:
(JB) If we win,
you must take your sorry [censored] back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
AND WHAT IF I WIN?

Tenacious D:
(JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG) What!?
(JB) Trust me kage it's the only way
(KG) What the [censored] are you talkin about?
(JB) To be your little [censored]

Beelzeboss:
FINE!
LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN HAHAHA!
I'M THE DEVIL,
I LOVE METAL!
CHECK THIS RIFF,
IT'S (censored) TASTY!
I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!
I CANNOT WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MA HOT DEMON GEL!
I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
(KG) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JB) Listen to me-
(KG) He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JB) God dammit Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KG) Noo
unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KG) Dude,
we've been through so much [censored]
(JB) De-activated lasers with my (censored)
(BOTH) Now it's time to blow this [censored] down
(JB) c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
(KG) I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
(JB) Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
(KG) We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
(BOTH) Now we've got to blow this [censored] down
(KG) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
(JB) C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
(KG) OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
(JB) Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rocet-sauce
we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the sceptor,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D
(BOTH) We are the D (X16)

Beelzeboss:
YOU GUYS ARE (censored) LAME COME ON KAGE YOUR COMIN WITH ME
TASTE MY LIGHTNING SUCKERS!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO!

Beelzeboss:
OW, [censored]!
MY (censored) HORN!
OHH NO

Tenacious D:
(JB) From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

Beelzeboss:
NOOOOO!
[censored] YOU KAGE AND [censored] YOU JABLES
I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS D!!

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Dave Grohl was [censored] terrific in this one. Now my fave on the album.