procrastination is like masterbation, youre only screwing yourself
Then share it with everybody.
Having smoking and non-smoking sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool.
Ross Parker
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procrastination is like masterbation, youre only screwing yourself
If you don't think too good, then don't think too much.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
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Lifes a garden, dig it.
Joe Dirt
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An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. - Mae West
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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."-----------the best modern writer, Hunter S. Thompson
"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind."--Ghandi
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"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it." - Buddha
"Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me" - Robert Frost
"Let us so live, that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry" - Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce." - Mark Twain
"Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it."-Martin Luther King Jr.
A few I have on my myspace, there's like a million, I love quotes. No matter what I say, someone has always said it better, so I'm always looking them up.
If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else.
Gordon Sinclair
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The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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