Joke

[The_Sage]

What's the difference between women and men?

One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

[The_Sage]

> Three little boys were concerned
> because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
> They decided it was because they had not been baptized
> and didn't go to Sunday School.
>
>
> So they went to the nearest church.
> Only the janitor was there.
>
>
> One little boy said,
> "We need to be baptized
> because no one will come out and play with us.
> Will you baptize us?"
> "Sure," said the janitor.
>
>
> He took them into the bathroom
> and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl,
> one at a time.
> Then he said, "You are now baptized!".
>
>
> " When they got outside,
> one of them asked,
> "What religion do you think we are?"
>
> The oldest one said,
>
> "We're not Kathlick, .because they pour the water on you."
> "We're not Babtis, ....because they dunk all of you in the water."
> "We're not Methdiss, .....because they just sprinkle water on you."
>
> The littlest one said,
> "Didn't you smell that water!"
>
> They all joined in asking,
> "Yeah! What do you think that means?"
>
> "I think it means we're Pisscopailians."