Joke

[retiredteach]

FIRST DEGREE:
>
> A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the
> morning.
> The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a
> moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and
>hung up.
>
> The husband said, "Who was that?"
>
> The wife said, "I don't know! It was some woman wanting to know
> if the coast is clear."
>
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>
> SECOND DEGREE:
>
> Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact
> on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked
>in the mirror and said, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
> The second blonde said, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde
> handed her the compact. The second one looked in the mirror and said,
>"You dummy, it's me! "
>
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>
> THIRD DEGREE:
>
> A blonde suspected her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she
> went out and bought a gun. She went to his apartment unexpectedly and
>when she opened the door she found him in the arms of a redhead.
>
> Well, the blonde is really angry. She opened her purse to take
> out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She took
>the gun and put it to her head.
> The boyfriend yelled, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
>
> The blonde replied, "Shut up ... you're next!"
>
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>
> FOURTH DEGREE:
>
> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
> She proudly said, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
>
> A friend said, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
>
> The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy: W."
>
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>
> FIFTH DEGREE:
>
> What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
> pregnant?
>
> "Is it mine?"
>
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>
> SIXTH DEGREE:
>
> Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in
> her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
>Roe vs. Wade was about.
>
> Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the
> dec ision George Washington had to make before he crossed the
> Delaware"
>
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>
> SEVENTH DEGREE:
>
> Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her
> house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
>reported the crime.
>
> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a
> K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9
>officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran
>out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
>sat down on the steps.
>
> Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find
> all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
>they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."
>
> OK. Now forward this to someone else who needs a laugh today!
>

[imported_elp6n]

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[PVVikeFan]

Those were GREAT
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