if you're religious..this may offend ya

Jesus and Moses were sittin in at boat in the river, fishing. After a while jesus says "moses, lets see if you still have it", moses replies by asking what he is talkin about. Jesus says, "you used to be able to part the seas with your staff, lets see if you still can". Moses stands up, slams his staff down, and the river parts.

After fishing for a while longer, Moses says to jesus "lets se if you still have it". Jesus replires by asking what he is talking about. Moses says, "you used to be able to walk on water, lets see if you still can". Jesus stands up, one foot on the water, puts the second out, and sinks to the bottom. Moses parts the river, goes down and gets him. Jesus tries a second time, still no luck, a third, and still no walkin on the water. After the third failed attempt, jesus says "ya know, i dont know what the problem is, i just cant do it anymore"..... Moses looks him up and down, after a minute he says.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .. "you know, it may have something to do with those holes in your feet"