Pro Wrestling NOVA

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[PRO WRESTLING NOVA: EPISODE 101: AIRED AUGUST 25, 2011]

[Start opening animation]

Announcer: From Studio 37 at Universal Studios Hollywood, this is Pro Wrestling NOVA! And here are your hosts Parker Posey and Renee O'Connor!

[Fade to the studio]

Parker Posey: Hello everyone, and welcome to Pro Wrestling NOVA. I'm Parker Posey and with me is...Renee O'Connor...what are you wearing?
Renee O'Connor: Huh?
PP: You look like you went back in time and had the entire 1980's explode all over your jacket!
ROC: You like?
PP: God, No! That is gawd-awfulest thing I've ever seen in my life. And what is up with those glasses? Can you even see out of them?
ROC: Of course I can see!
PP: You need them with all that color coming out at you. I don't think even Cyndi Lauper would wear that!
ROC: You know, Cyndi Lauper is the one that actually stole my style.
PP: Really?
ROC: It's true! She was performing a concert back in Houston, and I was sitting front row...you know...dancing to Girls Wanna Have Fun...when she comes up to me, and says I have got to have your style!
PP: That's ridiculous!
ROC: True story. That's why I'm a trendsetter!
PP: I don't believe you one bit. Anyway, we have an action packed program for you here tonight with Lacey Chabert making an appearance as well as Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande...
ROC: Known as Grand Justice...
PP: That's right. They will be in our feature match. Also we have Kaley Cuoco, Lindsey Shaw, Sarah Carter...
ROC: Who?
PP: Sarah Carter.
ROC: Who's that?
PP: She's in Falling Skies.
ROC: What's that?
PP: It's a show on TNT about aliens.
ROC: I was in a movie once about aliens.
PP: Really?
ROC: Yeah, Alien Apocalypse.
PP: Is that supposed to be some sort of plug?
ROC: No, I'm just saying, I was in a movie about aliens. I killed a bunch of them then sent the rest back home to Mexico City where they belong. BUH HA HA HA!
PP: Would you stop? That was uncalled for!
ROC: Tossed them right over the fence.
PP: Also tonight we have our feature match between Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato taking on The Wildcats: Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale.
ROC: I will tell you something. These two teams do not like each other. I was speaking to Demi not too long ago...
PP: Oh, really? When was this?
ROC: Don't you listen? I said not too long ago.
PP: Why would anyone want to talk to you?
ROC: Are you going to let me finish?
PP: Do I have a choice?
ROC: No.
PP (sits back in her chair): Go on.
ROC: As I was saying, I was talking to Demi Moore not too long ago...
PP: Lovato.
ROC: What?
PP: Demi Lovato.
ROC: Who's that?
PP (Sighs): Let's go to the ring with our first contest Kirsten Storms taking on Lacey Chabert...
ROC: Who's Demi Lovato?

MATCH #1: STORMS VS. CHABERT
MATCH NOTES: None

Conclusion:
Lacey Chabert runs into the ropes.
Kirsten Storms executes the Sitout Chokeslam on Lacey Chabert.
Kirsten Storms goes for the pin.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Kirsten Storms puts Lacey Chabert in a bearhug.
Lacey Chabert manages to grab the ropes after 8 seconds.
Kirsten Storms catches Lacey Chabert in a choke lift.
Helen Hunt warns Kirsten Storms to let go.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, three.
Kirsten Storms hits a slap on Lacey Chabert.
Kirsten Storms runs into the ropes.
Kirsten Storms hits Lacey Chabert with a shoulderblock.
Kirsten Storms goes for a headbutt, but Lacey Chabert blocks it.
Lacey Chabert takes Kirsten Storms down with a jab.
Lacey Chabert goes for a jab, but Kirsten Storms blocks it.
Kirsten Storms takes Lacey Chabert down with a bodyslam.
Kirsten Storms hits a knee to the back on Lacey Chabert.
Kirsten Storms goes for a choke lift, but Lacey Chabert counters it with
a facerake.
Lacey Chabert goes for a kick to the midsection, but Kirsten Storms blocks it.
Kirsten Storms goes for a kick to the head, but Lacey Chabert blocks it.
Lacey Chabert goes for a kick to the midsection, but Kirsten Storms blocks it.
Kirsten Storms goes for a hiptoss, but Lacey Chabert counters it with a lariat.
The crowd is cheering on Lacey Chabert.
Lacey Chabert gives her a chokehold, but Kirsten Storms doesn't budge.
Kirsten Storms takes Lacey Chabert down with a vertical suplex.
Kirsten Storms executes a slap on Lacey Chabert.
Kirsten Storms nails Lacey Chabert with a bodyslam.
Kirsten Storms hits a bodyslam on Lacey Chabert.
Kirsten Storms hits a choke slam on Lacey Chabert.
Kirsten Storms uses a slap on Lacey Chabert.
Kirsten Storms uses a kick to the head on Lacey Chabert.
Kirsten Storms throws Lacey Chabert into the turnbuckle.
Kirsten Storms charges into the corner.
Kirsten Storms goes for a bodyslam, but Lacey Chabert counters it with
a small package.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Lacey Chabert complains about a slow count.
Kirsten Storms takes Lacey Chabert down with an inside cradle.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kirsten Storms hits Lacey Chabert with a short clothesline.
A few fans are cheering on Kirsten Storms.
Kirsten Storms whips Lacey Chabert into the turnbuckle.
Kirsten Storms charges into the corner.
Kirsten Storms locks Lacey Chabert in a clawhold.
Lacey Chabert tries to escape the hold.
Lacey Chabert manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.
Kirsten Storms gives the sign for the Sitout Chokeslam.
Kirsten Storms executes the Sitout Chokeslam on Lacey Chabert.
Kirsten Storms goes for the pin.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is cheering on Kirsten Storms.

The winner is Kirsten Storms. Time of match: 0:05:19

[The camera zooms out from the HD monitor behind our hosts. ROC is reading a paper.]

PP: Big victory to start things off...what are you doing?
ROC: I'm reading the paper.
PP: Weren't you paying attention to the match?
ROC: No. Why should I?
PP: By the looks of things, Kirsten Storms could be one of the top contenders to the World Title.
ROC: So?
PP: You have no clue what's going on, do you?
ROC: Of course I do.
PP: How can you when you're reading the paper? Do you even know how to read?
ROC: I do! Here, let me read you my horoscope!
PP: Your horoscope?
ROC: Yes, it says "You will be sitting with a dim-witted buffoon for the next two hours."
PP: Are you sure that's not my horoscope?
ROC: What? You don't believe me?
PP: No.
ROC: You wanna read it for yourself?
PP: As a matter of fact, I do!
ROC: Well...well...you can't!
PP (taking paper away from Renee): Give me that! (Parker looks through the paper for a moment. Then finally...) You wrote this in yourself! And it's not even the horoscopes! It's Garfield!
ROC: Well, Garfield knows what he's talking about!
PP: Let's go back to the ring. Larisa Oleynik and Alyson Michalka going one-on-one!
ROC: That's one smart cat!

MATCH #2: OLEYNIK VS. ALY MICHALKA
Match Notes: Alyson Michalka is accompanied to the ring by Amanda Michalka

Conclusion:
Larisa Oleynik throws Alyson Michalka out of the ring.
Larisa Oleynik goes through the ropes.
Larisa Oleynik nails Alyson Michalka with a clothesline.
Larisa Oleynik threatens Amanda Michalka.
Larisa Oleynik gets back into the ring.
Alyson Michalka follows her back in.
Larisa Oleynik goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Alyson Michalka
counters it with a bulldog.
Alyson Michalka whips Larisa Oleynik into the ropes.
Alyson Michalka hits Larisa Oleynik with a shoulderblock.
Alyson Michalka takes Larisa Oleynik down with a roundhouse right.
Alyson Michalka hits Larisa Oleynik with a forearm to the back.
Alyson Michalka goes for a forearm to the back, but Larisa Oleynik
side-steps and Alyson Michalka only hits air.
Larisa Oleynik gives her a Russian legsweep, but Alyson Michalka
doesn't even care.
Larisa Oleynik hits Alyson Michalka with a clothesline.
Larisa Oleynik is going for the cover.
Stacey Dash counts: One, two, kickout.
Larisa Oleynik hits Alyson Michalka with a flying back elbow.
Larisa Oleynik goes for a gutbuster, but Alyson Michalka blocks it.
Alyson Michalka throws Larisa Oleynik out of the ring.
Amanda Michalka hits Larisa Oleynik with a right hand.
Stacey Dash counts: one, two, Larisa Oleynik reenters the ring.
Alyson Michalka goes for a gutbuster, but Larisa Oleynik blocks it.
Larisa Oleynik hits Alyson Michalka with a forearm to the back.
Larisa Oleynik whips Alyson Michalka into the ropes.
Larisa Oleynik takes Alyson Michalka down with a chop.
Larisa Oleynik nails Alyson Michalka with a chop.
Larisa Oleynik gives her a chop, but Alyson Michalka doesn't budge.
Alyson Michalka kicks Larisa Oleynik.
There are lots of chants for Alyson Michalka.
Alyson Michalka chops Larisa Oleynik.
Alyson Michalka has the crowd going wild.
Alyson Michalka hits Larisa Oleynik.
Larisa Oleynik hits Alyson Michalka.
Larisa Oleynik hits Alyson Michalka with a forearm to the back.
Larisa Oleynik runs into the ropes.
Alyson Michalka goes for a tilt-a-whirl side slam, but Larisa Oleynik blocks it.
Larisa Oleynik nails Alyson Michalka with a forearm to the back.
Larisa Oleynik takes Alyson Michalka down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Amanda Michalka jumps on the ring apron.
Stacey Dash warns Amanda Michalka.
Larisa Oleynik uses a back elbow on Alyson Michalka.
Larisa Oleynik whips Alyson Michalka into the ropes but Alyson Michalka reverses it.
Larisa Oleynik crashes into Amanda Michalka.
Alyson Michalka hits Larisa Oleynik with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is going crazy.
Alyson Michalka gives the sign for the Choke Slam.
Alyson Michalka executes the Choke Slam on Larisa Oleynik.
The crowd is behind Alyson Michalka all the way.
Alyson Michalka goes for the pin.
Stacey Dash counts: One, two, three.
The chants for Alyson Michalka are deafening.

The winner is Alyson Michalka. Time of match: 0:13:35

PP: Alyson Michalka picks up the win but not without alot of help from her sister.
ROC (still reading her paper): That's what sisters are for!
PP: They are there to support you, not to interfere in your matches.
ROC: A win is a win. That's all that matters. If that means your sister has to help out, I'm cool with that. That's family!
PP: Do you have any sisters, Renee?
ROC: Why?
PP: I'm curious.
ROC: I...I'm not telling you.
PP: I bet you do. I bet you have sisters who are totally disgusted with you. Just like how I am.
ROC (laying down her paper): What did I do to you?
PP: Well, for starters, you sat down in that seat. We've had two matches, and you have not paid attention to either one of them. You're just sitting there, reading your paper.
ROC: I was too paying attention.
PP: Really?
ROC: Yes.
PP: Then who was the referee of that match?
ROC: ...
PP: See? You have no clue as to what's going on.
ROC: I do too.
PP: Prove it.
ROC: Okay, first, Kirsten Storms beat ummmm....somebody...
PP: I knew it.
ROC: ...and Larisa Oleynik lost her handicap match to Aly and AJ. See, what more do you want?
PP: It wasn't a handicap match.
ROC: Yes it was. After that match Larisa Oleynik was knocked so silly, she has to use a walker just to stand up straight. Get it? Cuz she has to use a handicap tag now? (Renee breaks down laughing.)
PP: Before we get to our next mach, let's go to Danielle Fishel with the NOVA Report.

Danielle Fishel: Hi everyone, I'm Danielle Fishel with this week's NOVA Report. With this being our first time on the air, there's not to talk about actionwise but don't worry! I always have plenty to talk about. I recently caught up with Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande on the set of their show Victorious, and asked them about their thoughts on going from acting to professional wrestling. Here's what they had to say:

Victoria Justice: Wow, I mean, this is huge. Every girl has that dream to be under the lights and star in that hit tv show or movie. I'm actually living that life. Still, I have that fighting spirit inside me. I don't know why. I've never really been in fights before even as a kid. I guess it's just that pent up rage inside of me that wants to get out.
DF: If you could get into a fight with anybody, who would that be?
VJ/Ariana Grande (together): Linsdey Lohan
DF: Wow, you didn't have to think about that for long.
AG: God, she's just so....annoying.
VJ: Maybe if we drew a white line to the NOVA offices, we could get her to sign up!
DF: Wow! Okay then...on a different note...last question: What are your plans for NOVA?
VJ: To be the best.
AG: I've known V for a year now, and she's my best friend now. Wrestling is a sport that many girls take as a personal challenge. Me, I couldn't do it without V. Our goal, like she said, is to be the best. We're going to be NOVA tag team champions.
DF: Thanks ladies.

DF: Best of luck to Grand Justice as they start their journey to being tag team champions. I, for one, expect that to happen sooner than later. This is Danielle Fishel for the NOVA Report. Back to you, Parker.

PP: Indeed, Grand Justice has the true heart and desire to become champions. I too, think that they have the potential to go far in NOVA.
ROC: (snoring loudly)
PP: Would you wake up?
ROC: Oh, I'm awake. I'm just disrespecting them.
PP: At least you're honest about it.
ROC: They are kids. Kids! They need to go back to their room and play with their dolls like good little girls, and leave the violence to the adults. (Renee sits up and points to the camera). Let me give you some advice, girls. In order to make it in this sport you need to be focused. You need to be serious about it. Don't just sit in front of a camera and smile and say how great you think you can be. It's going to get you hurt. You've got girls...no...women out here that are ready to kick your rear ends from one side of the ring to the other. So wipe that grin off your face girls, and take this job seriously.
PP: Wow! Some actual advice from you?
ROC: They need it. They've got as much of a chance in this league as Danielle Fishel does on staying on a diet for more than a day...FAT...CHANCE!
PP: Let's go back to the ring! Sarah Carter versus Renee Olstead already in progress.
ROC: See what I did there? 'Cuz Danielle's fat!
PP: You better be glad I'm under contract not to slap you!
ROC: F-A-T...Fat!

[ROCStorm]

MATCH #3: CARTER VS. OLSTEAD
Match Notes: None

Conclusion:
Sarah Carter hits a snap mare on Renee Olstead.
Sarah Carter is going for the cover.
Jamie Luner counts: One, two, kickout.
Sarah Carter uses a forearm smash on Renee Olstead.
Sarah Carter catches Renee Olstead in a double reverse chinlock.
Renee Olstead reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Sarah Carter executes a belly-to-back suplex on Renee Olstead.
The crowd is behind Sarah Carter all the way.
Sarah Carter goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Renee Olstead
counters it with a facerake.
Renee Olstead hits Sarah Carter with a headsmash into the turnbuckle.
Renee Olstead goes for a snap suplex, but Sarah Carter blocks it.
Sarah Carter uses a jawbreaker on Renee Olstead.
Sarah Carter whips Renee Olstead into the turnbuckle, but Renee Olstead
reverses it.
Renee Olstead charges in with a high knee.
Renee Olstead runs into the ropes.
Renee Olstead hits Sarah Carter with a clothesline.
Renee Olstead nails Sarah Carter with a spinning mule kick.
Renee Olstead runs into the ropes.
Renee Olstead takes Sarah Carter down with a clothesline.
Renee Olstead hits Sarah Carter with a Northern Lights suplex.
Jamie Luner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Renee Olstead executes a snap suplex on Sarah Carter.
Renee Olstead whips Sarah Carter into the ropes.
Sarah Carter takes Renee Olstead down with a clothesline.
Sarah Carter hits a facerake on Renee Olstead.
Sarah Carter attempts to place Renee Olstead on the turnbuckle, but
Renee Olstead blocks it.
Sarah Carter hits Renee Olstead with a hiptoss.
Sarah Carter nails Renee Olstead with a kick to the knee.
Sarah Carter hits a jawbreaker on Renee Olstead.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sarah Carter goes for a choke against the ropes, but Renee Olstead blocks it.
Renee Olstead executes a snap suplex on Sarah Carter.
Renee Olstead runs into the ropes.
Sarah Carter hits Renee Olstead with an elbow.
Sarah Carter places Renee Olstead on the turnbuckle.
Sarah Carter nails Renee Olstead with a belly-to-belly superplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sarah Carter.
Sarah Carter takes Renee Olstead down with a dropkick.
Sarah Carter executes the Ankle Lock on Renee Olstead.
Renee Olstead is struggling to reach the ropes.
Renee Olstead tries to fight the pain.
Renee Olstead submits after 22 seconds.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is Sarah Carter. Time of match: 0:14:52

PP: Valiant effort on the part of Renee Olstead but that Ankle Lock could eventually do some devistating damage if applied for too long.
ROC: Sarah...what's her name?
PP: Carter.
ROC: Yeah, whatever. She could've have snapped every ligament in her ankle. Sometimes it's best to just tap out and fight another day.
PP: And?
ROC: And what?
PP: No sarcastic remarks?
ROC: Why would I do that?
PP: Because you've done nothing here but sit down, read your paper, and make snide remarks all day.
ROC: I have not! What does snide mean?
PP: (sighs) I can have more intelligible conversations with my dog.
ROC: You have a dog? Wouldn't you be worried about the dog catcher taking you away instead?
PP: I'm ignoring you from now on.
ROC: That explains all the fleas around here!
PP: Coming up next: Kaley Cuoco takes on Kristen Bell. I'd ask Renee what she thinks of this match but she's too busy pretending to scratch flea bites.
ROC: I'm not pretending! They're all over the place. Someone call an exterminator! Hold on, where's my cell phone. (Parker watches as Renee tries to find a good signal.) Hold on, I'll be back in a moment. I may have to take this outside.
PP: Let's go to the ring for our next contest!
ROC (into the phone): Hello? Hello?

MATCH #4: BELL VS. CUOCO
Match Notes: None

Conclusion:
They lock up.
Kaley Cuoco nails Kristen Bell with a lariat.
Kaley Cuoco takes Kristen Bell down with the Mexican armdrag takedown.
Kaley Cuoco is going for the pin.
Jamie Luner counts: One, shoulder up.
Kaley Cuoco nails Kristen Bell with an eye gouge.
Kaley Cuoco nails Kristen Bell with a kick to the midsection.
Kaley Cuoco whips Kristen Bell into the ropes, but Kristen Bell reverses it.
Kaley Cuoco hits Kristen Bell with a shoulderblock.
Kaley Cuoco catches Kristen Bell in the STF.
Kristen Bell makes it to the ropes after 11 seconds.
Kaley Cuoco hits the Ace Crusher on Kristen Bell.
The chants for Kaley Cuoco are deafening.
Kaley Cuoco goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Kristen Bell
side-steps and Kaley Cuoco only hits air.
Kristen Bell is going for the cover.
Jamie Luner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kristen Bell takes Kaley Cuoco down with a rana.
Jamie Luner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kristen Bell hits Kaley Cuoco with a back elbow.
Kristen Bell uses a back elbow on Kaley Cuoco.
Kristen Bell hits an elbowsmash on Kaley Cuoco.
Kristen Bell hits Kaley Cuoco with a sleeperhold reverse mat slam.
Kristen Bell hits Kaley Cuoco with a clothesline.
Kristen Bell goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Kaley Cuoco blocks it.
Kaley Cuoco executes the Ace Crusher on Kristen Bell.
Kaley Cuoco executes a kneelift on Kristen Bell.
Kaley Cuoco uses a Frankensteiner from the top rope on Kristen Bell.
Jamie Luner counts: One, two, kickout.
Kaley Cuoco whips Kristen Bell into the ropes.
Kristen Bell hits Kaley Cuoco with a rana.
Jamie Luner counts: One, two, three.
Kristen Bell has the crowd going wild.

The winner is Kristen Bell. Time of match: 0:02:52

[Camera zooms out from Renee's empty chair.]

PP: I don't know whether to be insulted of relieved. Impressive victory for Kristen Bell ove Kaley Cuoco. Not alot of people respect Kristen due to her size but in professional wrestling size doesn't always matter.
Stagehand: You have a call.
PP: What? (Takes the phone.) Hello? Oh, hi, Renee. Okay...yes...I'm sure you do. (sighs) Yes, I made a wisecrack about Kristen Bell's height. You're welcome. Bye. (Hands the phone back to the stagehand.) Obviously, that was Renee O'Connor on the other end of the line...what? I don't know how she got your number. I didn't give it to her! Anyways, she says she called the exterminator, and they said they'd be right over. She's not coming back in until they come. So if there are any exterminators watching this program that are fixing to come here. TAKE YOUR TIME! In the meantime, let's enjoy the next match between Lindsey Shaw and Hayley Williams.

MATCH #5: SHAW VS. WILLIAMS
Match notes: None

Conclusion:
Lindsey Shaw charges in with an avalanche.
Lindsey Shaw uses a kneelift on Hayley Williams.
Lindsey Shaw throws Hayley Williams out of the ring.
Deborah Gibson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Hayley Williams reenters the ring.
Lindsey Shaw uses the Dominator on Hayley Williams.
There are lots of chants for Lindsey Shaw.
Lindsey Shaw whips Hayley Williams into the ropes.
Lindsey Shaw misses with a clothesline.
Hayley Williams hits Lindsey Shaw with a Vader attack.
Hayley Williams throws Lindsey Shaw out of the ring.
Hayley Williams goes through the ropes.
Hayley Williams takes Lindsey Shaw down with a clothesline.
Deborah Gibson counts: 1.
Hayley Williams goes for a dropkick, but Lindsey Shaw side-steps and
Hayley Williams only hits air.
Deborah Gibson counts: 2.
Lindsey Shaw climbs back into the ring.
Hayley Williams rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Lindsey Shaw hits a flying clothesline on Hayley Williams.
There are lots of chants for Lindsey Shaw.
Lindsey Shaw gets a camel clutch on Hayley Williams.
Hayley Williams manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 7 seconds.
Lindsey Shaw executes a lariat on Hayley Williams.
Lindsey Shaw runs into the ropes.
Lindsey Shaw goes for a spear, but Hayley Williams counters it with a kneelift.
Hayley Williams hits a powerslam on Lindsey Shaw.
Deborah Gibson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Hayley Williams nails Lindsey Shaw with a headbutt.
Hayley Williams hits a powerslam on Lindsey Shaw.
Deborah Gibson counts: One, two, kickout.
Hayley Williams uses a Vader attack on Lindsey Shaw.
Hayley Williams executes a fist to the midsection on Lindsey Shaw.
Hayley Williams hits Lindsey Shaw with a dropkick.
Hayley Williams hits Lindsey Shaw with a head and arm suplex.
Hayley Williams executes a front slam on Lindsey Shaw.
Hayley Williams executes a clothesline on Lindsey Shaw.
Hayley Williams hits Lindsey Shaw with a dropkick.
Hayley Williams executes a fist to the midsection on Lindsey Shaw.
Hayley Williams gives her a bodyslam, but Lindsey Shaw only stares at her.
Hayley Williams punches Lindsey Shaw.
Hayley Williams has the crowd going wild.
Hayley Williams kicks Lindsey Shaw.
The chants for Hayley Williams are deafening.
Hayley Williams goes for a head and arm suplex, but Lindsey Shaw blocks it.
Lindsey Shaw throws Hayley Williams over the top rope.
Deborah Gibson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Hayley Williams reenters the ring.
Lindsey Shaw executes the Crucifix Powerbomb on Hayley Williams.
Deborah Gibson counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is Lindsey Shaw. Time of match: 0:08:06

Exterminator: Pest control.
PP: Wow, you actually got here fast.
Exterminator: It says here that I'm supposed to be spraying for fleas?
PP: No, there's no fleas here. You know what? Since you're here, I do have a pest you can get rid of. Her name is Renee O'Connor. She's out back. Please take her away! Coming up next we have tag team action between Grand Justice and The Slayers. Let's not waste any time, and go to the ring! (To the exterminator) There are no fleas here. You can go now.
Exterminator: Ummm...okay.

[ROCStorm]

MATCH #6: GRAND JUSTICE VS. THE SLAYERS
Match Notes: Tag Team

Conclusion:
Victoria Justice hits Sarah Michelle Gellar with an inverted DDT.
Victoria Justice hits a Hotshot on Sarah Michelle Gellar.
The crowd is cheering on Victoria Justice.
Ariana Grande enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande hit Sarah Michelle Gellar with a double
forearm smash.
Alyson Hannigan enters the ring and throws Ariana Grande out of the ring.
Alyson Hannigan leaves the ring.
Sarah Michelle Gellar executes a foot to chin jawbreaker on Victoria Justice.
Sarah Michelle Gellar takes Victoria Justice down with a slap.
Sarah Michelle Gellar goes for a facebuster onto the knee, but Victoria Justice
blocks it.
Victoria Justice goes for a snap mare driver, but Sarah Michelle Gellar
counters it with a push-off.
Sarah Michelle Gellar uses a roundhouse kick on Victoria Justice.
Sarah Michelle Gellar is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sarah Michelle Gellar goes for a kick to the chest, but Victoria Justice
counters it with a legsweep.
Victoria Justice nails Sarah Michelle Gellar with a sitdown faceslam.
Victoria Justice is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Victoria Justice runs into the ropes.
Victoria Justice hits Sarah Michelle Gellar with a clothesline.
Sarah Michelle Gellar falls out of the ring.
Victoria Justice goes outside.
Victoria Justice goes for a snap mare driver, but Sarah Michelle Gellar
blocks it.
Helen Hunt counts: 1.
Sarah Michelle Gellar throws Victoria Justice into the ringpost.
Helen Hunt counts: 2.
Helen Hunt counts: 3.
Sarah Michelle Gellar reenters the ring.
Victoria Justice rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Sarah Michelle Gellar tags out to Alyson Hannigan.
Sarah Michelle Gellar hits a roundhouse kick on Victoria Justice.
Sarah Michelle Gellar is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Alyson Hannigan executes a flying headbutt on Victoria Justice.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ariana Grande enters the ring and lays out Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande whip Alyson Hannigan into the ropes.
Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande hit Alyson Hannigan with a double clothesline
.
Ariana Grande leaves the ring.
Victoria Justice executes a forearm smash on Alyson Hannigan.
Victoria Justice whips Alyson Hannigan into the ropes, but Alyson Hannigan
reverses it.
Alyson Hannigan misses with a clothesline.
Victoria Justice misses with a clothesline.
Victoria Justice uses a high speed sunset flip on Alyson Hannigan.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, three.
Victoria Justice is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

The winners are Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande. Time of match: 0:05:28

PP: A little bit of confusion there at the end but none-the-less, Grand Justice picks up the win. I do sincerely believe they have a short road ahead of them before one day they will become tag team champions. Up next, our feature match between Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato taking on The Wildcats: Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens....what?
Stagehand: For you again.
PP: Can't you take it?
Stagehand: No.
PP: Give it here. (Takes the phone.) What do you want now?....No, he hasn't come yet....Well, that must've been someone else calling for an exterminator. Yes, maybe you should call them back. Okay. Whatever. (Hands the phone back.) You got caller ID, right? Next time you see that number, don't answer. Let's go to our feature match before you know who gets back.

MATCH #7: GOMEZ/LOVATO VS. THE WILDCATS
Match notes: Tag Team

Conclusion:
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Selena Gomez gives her an atomic drop, but Vanessa Hudgens doesn't budge.
Helen Hunt counts: 1.
Selena Gomez takes Vanessa Hudgens down with an armdrag takedown.
Vanessa Hudgens is starting to bleed.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Selena Gomez throws Vanessa Hudgens into the guardrail.
Selena Gomez nails Vanessa Hudgens with a DDT.
Selena Gomez gets back into the ring.
Vanessa Hudgens rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Selena Gomez takes Vanessa Hudgens down with a powerslam.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, kickout.
Selena Gomez uses an armdrag takedown on Vanessa Hudgens.
Demi Lovato enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Demi Lovato nails Vanessa Hudgens with a clothesline.
Selena Gomez takes Vanessa Hudgens down with a backslide.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Demi Lovato leaves the ring.
Selena Gomez runs into the ropes.
Selena Gomez misses with a kick.
Vanessa Hudgens hits Selena Gomez with a kick.
Vanessa Hudgens goes for a roundhouse right, but Selena Gomez blocks it.
Selena Gomez executes an uppercut on Vanessa Hudgens.
Selena Gomez gives her a powerslam, but Vanessa Hudgens doesn't even care.
Selena Gomez runs into the ropes.
Selena Gomez uses a flying clothesline on Vanessa Hudgens.
The crowd is behind Selena Gomez all the way.
Selena Gomez executes a fist to the midsection on Vanessa Hudgens.
Selena Gomez hits Vanessa Hudgens with a bulldog.
The chants for Selena Gomez are deafening.
Selena Gomez gives her a chop, but Vanessa Hudgens only stares at her.
Selena Gomez whips Vanessa Hudgens into the ropes.
Selena Gomez hits Vanessa Hudgens with a flying clothesline.
The crowd erupts.
Selena Gomez executes a stomp on Vanessa Hudgens.
Selena Gomez hits a low blow on Vanessa Hudgens.
Selena Gomez hits Vanessa Hudgens with a fist to the midsection.
Selena Gomez runs into the ropes.
Vanessa Hudgens takes Selena Gomez down with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Vanessa Hudgens covers Selena Gomez.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Vanessa Hudgens tags out to Ashley Tisdale.
Vanessa Hudgens goes for a kick to the head, but Selena Gomez
ducks out of the way.
Vanessa Hudgens hits Ashley Tisdale.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Demi Lovato enters the ring and takes out Vanessa Hudgens
Selena Gomez goes for the pin.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winners are Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez. Time of match: 0:14:26

PP: What an exciting feature bout. These two teams absolutely do not like each other, and I promise you this will not be the last time they face each other. Coming up next time on NOVA: We have our feature match-up between Kirsten Storms teaming up with Hayden Panettiere to take on Hayley Williams and Renee Olstead in what will undoubtedly be a barn-burner! Oh, look who's back.

[Renee returns to the set, and put her mic back on.]

ROC: I just called the exterminator. They said they were already here. What a bunch of morons. What'd I miss?
PP: Actually, you're just in time.
ROC: Good. What's next?

[Renee takes her seat.]

PP: It's time for me to say...For Renee O'Connor, I'm Parker Posey...Good night everybody!

[NOVA's theme music starts to play with the copyright message.]

ROC: What? No! You can't end yet! You can't have half a show without me! You! You tricked me!

[Fade out.]