Okay, this was only a little ammuzing but I think some of you might aprishiate this.

I'm playing Shadowrunner and I just had my first game. So I'm sitting there and my character gets a call for a job. it was obviously the sroty hook for the whole game and since it was over the phone I was given a choice.
"Press 1 to accept job"
"Press 2 to deny job"

So I sat there and thought
"Press 1 to start game and keep game alive"
"press 2 to end game and kill character"

then I laughed and said.
"Press 1 to make the DM happy and not want to kill you."
"Press 2 to completely ruin game and really piss-off DM and make him want to reach across the table and strangle me."

I pushed 1 of course. I'm not that big of a jack-ass... most of the time.