The joy of starting flame wars for no reason whatsoever

**popstandards** · August 31st, 2004, 01:24 AM

So British Merkey Man replied back to all of my little tirades on his board last night. After all of the bad words and granny porn, poor Merkey seemed to think that I had been a bad member and might just need a little talking to. Here's what he said:

If all you can do is bash other members and constantly swear, you will be permanently banned from merkey.net. This is your one and only warning.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">So I wanted to let Merkey know personally that I felt bad about calling that bad-spelling Halo basher a shit weasel. Here's what I e-mailed him:

You're absolutely right, and I sincerely apologize. I have a few questions pertaining to the management of this site, and I was hoping you could provide me with some answers.

1. Are you British and if so, how's that working out?
2. What is the capitol of Iceland?
3. In Episode 37 of Star Trek Kirk scratches his left nostril about 15 minutes in. Was this, in your opinion, a nod to Liza Minnelli and her critically dismissed off-broadway one-woman show entitled, "Coke Star"?
4. What do the following compound words have in common?
dogpound, tadpole, manhunt, Bob Costas
5. The underlying principle of Feng Shui is to live in harmony with your environment so that the energy (chi - pron: "chee") surrounding you - works for you, rather than against you. It affects every aspect of life, and the way it is applied can be either beneficial or detrimental to the way you live. Knowing this, is it wrong to return a partially eaten bagel to the local deli even if the shopkeeper short-changed you when you purchased it? Sub-question: If you proceed to beat the shopkeeper unmercifully and you slam him into the door making the little bell jingle, does an angel still get its wings?

Thanks for taking the time to clear these matters up for me. I really enjoy your site and I hope to be a better member in the future. I think we could be pals and I'd gladly share my Lincoln Log set with you any day of the week.

Except Tuesday, that's when I's gets the shakes.

**GritsNGravy** · August 31st, 2004, 02:35 AM

i would have included:

Mommy, where do babies come from?

and the greatest question of all...

dummysaywhat?

**Mercenary Drago** · August 31st, 2004, 05:01 AM

DAmn I make the first rant post and they all of a sudden I'm just backing you up?

**Dr. Zoidberg** · August 31st, 2004, 03:00 PM

I hate you all and I hope you burn in hell because i hate you all and you ruined my life and stuff..so ya you suck chicken nuts and I hate you and stuff.
-Skid Skidmore.
and Zoids rebutle is: LMAO.
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