President for 2004

[popstandards]

I'd be the character with really big eyes who jitters, and whose mouth movements only accounted for less than half the sound that was supposedly coming out of it at any given time. I'd also move really fast... so fast that everything behind me would turn into sparks. And all of my verbal exchanges? Well, you can bet they'd be melodramatic and stilted, and always peppered with a hint of awkward homoeroticism from an outmoded era.

Wait... that's just like ALL of them... Well, back to the drawing board...

[Dr. Zoidberg]

what drawing board?

[Mercenary Drago]

Don't forget the spikey hair styles.