How to become a shirt ninja!

**Mercenary Drago** · September 17th, 2004, 02:47 AM

http://entertheninja.com/ninja_fun/shirt_ninja.shtml

**popstandards** · September 20th, 2004, 04:10 AM

I finally looked at this. Thought it was really funny. And yeah, I sat here at my computer and tried it.

**Mercenary Drago** · September 20th, 2004, 04:11 AM

nice

**popstandards** · September 21st, 2004, 02:07 AM

Someone tell me how to post a pic... This shit is hilarious.

**Mercenary Drago** · September 21st, 2004, 02:24 AM

J the master shirt ninja! "Ew I hate smelling myself!"

**popstandards** · September 21st, 2004, 02:38 AM

How the hell do ninjas breathe like this?! Anyway, check out my lack of coolness...

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Everyone post your shirt ninja pics!!!

**Mercenary Drago** · September 21st, 2004, 03:14 PM

Oh Holy Crap It's the Red Ninja run!

**popstandards** · September 22nd, 2004, 12:52 AM

I've decided to start fighting crime with my newfound shirt-ninjaness... Last night, I took to the streets. Here's an hourly breakdown:

11:04 P.M.: Notice a middle-aged man pouring gasoline on small child in McDonalds parking lot. I stop to assist the man, because the gas can seems awfully heavy.

12:17 A.M.: While passing the high school football field, I see some minors enjoying some adult beverages. I stop to confiscate their alcohol, but get beat on my ass by a large 17 year old named Moose.

1:34 A.M.: After sponging the dried blood out of my deluxe shirt ninja costume, I make my way home. On the way I witness a man soliciting "services" from a prostitute in a parked car. Upon closer inspection, I realize the man is in fact Muves. I tear the car door open and quickly convince Muves that he's throwing his life and money away by running around with these cheap and easy women. He cries and thanks me for the advice, then catches a bus home. His "lady of the evening" informs me that she needs a ride home. Feeling too tired to drive her back, I decide to beat her to death with her own purse instead.

It's tough being a shirt ninja...

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ September 21, 2004 09:54 PM: Message edited by: darwin farkus ]</font>