How to become a shirt ninja!

[Mercenary Drago]

Just don't open it I'd hate to see what it beholds..

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ September 21, 2004 10:01 PM: Message edited by: Mercenary Drago ]</font>

[popstandards]

UPDATE!

Just got in from a heavy night of shirt-ninjaing...

8:45 P.M.: Responded to a call regarding a domestic disturbance. Turns out, there wasn't really one, but someone was WATCHING that movie called "Domestic Disturbance" with John Travolta. I quickly saved the day by burning every copy of the film within a 50 mile radius, but not before wiping me bum with some of the film stock.

Off to bed, for tomorrow, more crime to fight thar will be. Hee-yah!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

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[Mercenary Drago]

God what a badass , being a shirt ninja ad playing xbox live at the same time!

[popstandards]

It's good to see that there are other shirt-ninjas like me out there fighting the good fight. Whether or not you choose to do this naked or not is totally up to you, Zoidberg.

[Mercenary Drago]

Wait! "good fight"?

[popstandards]

Indeed, my dear Muskaninny. Why, just tonight I helped an old lady across the street while in my shirt ninja outfit. But she saw me carrying that dead hooker's purse and started to question my sexuality, so I took her wig and ran off into the night.

[Mercenary Drago]

Ok so now you have a Fake wig and a purse.(alsoquestions him...).

[popstandards]

Yes... all I need is a dress and I can dress up as a shirt ninja version of Norman Bates for Halloween.

[popstandards]

I'm happy to report that thanks to my shirt-ninja efforts, I have successfully cleaned up this one-horse town. The orphans all have homes, the grannies all have hearing-aids, and the hobos were lead to one massive location and burned alive. Yes, things are well and at peace again, BUT... for how long?