The Morning Coffee......let's put our heads toguether

**Moviemaniac4** · December 7th, 2004, 11:21 AM

Memorable Quotes from
Coneheads (1993)
Beldar Conehead: An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.
Highmaster: Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?
Beldar Conehead: A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small furry mammal.
Highmaster: Ah.

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[Connie gulps down an entire sub sandwich]
Ronnie: [impressed] Wow! My Mom's the only other woman I know who can eat a sub like that!
Connie: [pointing at Ronnie's sub] You going to finish that?

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[Beldar tears open the roof to Ronnie's car]
Ronnie: H-hi, Mr. Conehead.
Beldar Conehead: I find you unacceptable!
Ronnie: Yes, sir.
Beldar Conehead: If I did not fear incarceration of human authority figures I bring pressure to your blunt skull and cause it to collapse!
Ronnie: Th-thank you.

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Beldar Conehead: When my people come to colonize this planet, you will be on the protected rolls, and no harm will come to you.
Gladys Johnson, Driving Student: You are wise. But there is a sadness to your wisdom.

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**thatchetguy** · December 7th, 2004, 11:27 AM

I can't put my head near others.
All this velcro on my scalp makes things stick.

So hand me a mug, I'll fill it myself. Thanks!

**Moviemaniac4** · December 7th, 2004, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by ThatChetGuy:
I can't put my head near others.
All this velcro on my scalp makes things stick.

So hand me a mug, I'll fill it myself. Thanks!

Sure Chet, here is your mu....hey !! your velcro is stuck in my sleeve !!!

**Street Worm** · December 7th, 2004, 11:35 AM

Ice city, here-

Mornin' Folks.......
Coffee me up! [img]cool.gif[/img]

coneheads

[ December 07, 2004 07:48 AM: Message edited by: Street Worm ]

**Moviemaniac4** · December 7th, 2004, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by Street Worm:
Ice city, here-

Mornin' Folks.......
Coffee me up! [img]cool.gif[/img]

I went ahead of you

&
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**DemonsAngel** · December 7th, 2004, 11:39 AM

morning everyone [img]smile.gif[/img] i am soooooo tired today i'll take a dozen donuts please [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**Moviemaniac4** · December 7th, 2004, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by Mortitia:
morning everyone [img]smile.gif[/img] i am soooooo tired today i'll take a dozen donuts please [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I think street worm is wearing the donuts in the head.....some ceremonial thing.

Croissants ? Muffings ?

**ghostdawgg®** · December 7th, 2004, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by Mortitia:
morning everyone [img]smile.gif[/img] i am soooooo tired today i'll take a dozen donuts please [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Your such a pig missy! [img]wink.gif[/img]

**Street Worm** · December 7th, 2004, 11:59 AM

Beldar: Zappa!

Frank Zappa: Yeah?

Beldar: Where - where did you meet our young one?

Frank Zappa: I spotted her in the front row last night and I knew she was really special.

Beldar: Naturally, as a parental unit, I am concerned with whom our young one interacts.

Frank Zappa: Well, Connie told me where you're coming from ... [breaks up laughing] And I realize that as French people you must be very wary of Americans. Don't worry, I used to have a French person in the band and I know I can take good care of her.

Beldar: Good.

[ December 07, 2004 08:02 AM: Message edited by: Street Worm ]