Observations On American Culture

-megalithanod · January 22nd, 2005, 03:15 AM

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.

AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

**chaserfan** · January 22nd, 2005, 03:17 AM

lol, but what about us that like hockey?

**Nomalas** · January 22nd, 2005, 03:19 AM

Originally posted by chaserfan:
lol, but what about us that like hockey?

That's easy, you guys got NO BALLS AT ALL!!!
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**Street Worm** · January 22nd, 2005, 03:19 AM

I got yer sport right here~

**chaserfan** · January 22nd, 2005, 03:20 AM

Originally posted by Nomalas:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by chaserfan:
lol, but what about us that like hockey?

That's easy, you guys got NO BALLS AT ALL!!!
[img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr /></blockquote>you mean bastard! [img]confused.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**Nomalas** · January 22nd, 2005, 03:22 AM

Originally posted by chaserfan:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Nomalas:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by chaserfan:
lol, but what about us that like hockey?

That's easy, you guys got NO BALLS AT ALL!!!
[img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr /></blockquote>you mean bastard! [img]confused.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr /></blockquote>Ahh, You know I love ya!.....but in a manly way!
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