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  1. May 16th, 2005, 10:19 PM #1
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    Cool

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  2. May 16th, 2005, 10:29 PM #2
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    Wink

    Batteries for the... you, know... included.
  3. May 16th, 2005, 10:48 PM #3
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    No, that's the best thing...it needs NO BATTERIES !!!

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  4. May 17th, 2005, 02:15 AM #4
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    Wink

    Do they have it in adult sizes too?
  5. May 17th, 2005, 10:33 AM #5
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    Question

    Do you come in a cake?
  6. May 17th, 2005, 11:18 AM #6
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    Originally posted by Chosen One:
    Do you come in a cake?
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">EWWWWWW!

    Rephrase that, please! [img]wink.gif[/img]
  7. May 17th, 2005, 11:22 AM #7
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    Originally posted by Andyman:
    </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Chosen One:
    Do you come in a cake?
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">EWWWWWW!

    Rephrase that, please! [img]wink.gif[/img]     </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HAHAHAHA!
  8. May 17th, 2005, 02:38 PM #8
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    You didn't even leave a phone number!!

    *Doesn't call. *
  9. May 17th, 2005, 02:55 PM #9
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    The "Baimun" brand is for those with very ecclectic tastes.... a desire for the unusual... and unfocused attention spans. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
  10. May 17th, 2005, 04:15 PM #10
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    Originally posted by Shypappette:
    You didn't even leave a phone number!!

    *Doesn't call. *
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Errr.....we have a technical problem and the phone server was overloaded....phone will appear shortly

    [img]wink.gif[/img]
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