Batteries for the... you, know... included.
Look here ladies.....
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<font size="6">INTRODUCING</font>
<font size="8">THE MM4 !!!</font>
He is funny, reliable, divorced....he is BIG !!!
We tried other brands like Andyman, Guitardeth, Baimun, etc.. But they can't match the quality of the MM4 !!!
Listen to these real testimonies from real girls:
Bigboobschick : "He is GOOD !!!"
Muchachabonita: "Mucho Macho !!!"
Hooters waitress: "No matter how you use him, he keeps going and going, and he is also funny"
But WAIT !!!!
For a limited time only, if you call in the next 15 minutes you will receive the MM4 absolutly FREE !!!
That's right, but you MUST CALL NOW, this offer won't last forever....CALL NOW...operators are standing by
Batteries for the... you, know... included.
No, that's the best thing...it needs NO BATTERIES !!!
Just load him with some beer and PRESTO !!
BUT WAIT !!!
Have we told you about the LIFETIME GUARANTEE ???
<font size="8">CALL NOW !!!</font>
Do they have it in adult sizes too?
Do you come in a cake?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">EWWWWWW!Originally posted by Chosen One:
Do you come in a cake?
Rephrase that, please! [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">EWWWWWW!Originally posted by Andyman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Chosen One:
Do you come in a cake?
Rephrase that, please! [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HAHAHAHA!
You didn't even leave a phone number!!
*Doesn't call. *
The "Baimun" brand is for those with very ecclectic tastes.... a desire for the unusual... and unfocused attention spans. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Errr.....we have a technical problem and the phone server was overloaded....phone will appear shortlyOriginally posted by Shypappette:
You didn't even leave a phone number!!
*Doesn't call. *
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