The difference between cats and dogs...

[Andyman]

Originally posted by MM4:
Since we are in this topic, you can really teach a cat to use that sandbox ?

I know a dog will learn and go to his "special place" but cats seam to ignore everybody !!!

And besides...I never had a cat....I hate cats.....

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Nothing to teach really. Cats naturally use the litter box. You just gotta show them where it is.

[chaserfan]

LOL! thats great!!!

[Andyman]

Originally posted by Dark Angel Must Be Destroyed:
...you are all aware that cats are, in fact, pure evil, right?

...hence my affection for the wee beasties...

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Good lord, DA...(pun intended)...where do you find this tripe?

Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows beyond any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created perfect by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six thousand years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time (c2350 B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the 'Original Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed, modern studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these matters deeply).

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[Dajistano]

I can imagine DA sitting in a dark room surrounded by 20+ cats.

[baimun]

Andy.... I read through most of that page and thought to myself.... "SEE?!?! This is why I don't shop at Walmart!!!... THOSE are the kinds of people who shop there!!!"

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[baimun]

You have to love every time they say "the discredited 'theory' of evolution"...

..ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!! [img]wink.gif[/img]

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ February 10, 2006 08:37 AM: Message edited by: B?im?n ]</font>

[Andyman]

Take a cat...cut off it's legs, tail and ears...shave it...split it's tongue...add some scales...yeah, I can see the resemblance. [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Evil Monkey Pope]

No, my cat is definitely serpentine. You can tell because it sleeps in the pose of a dragon sitting on its treasure hoard and is unnaturally flexible. I always thought that they were half monkey and half bear but these fractions must be reduced to account for the reptile DNA.

[Peter Peeker]

cats can be trained to use a regular toilet, as well.

[Darkest Angel]

...you don't have to dig too hard to find that kind of thing on the 'net. The truly scary part is that these people are 100% sincere in writing this shit...