Brokeback Mountain Weekly Shopping List

[-megalithanod]

<u>Week One</u>
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

<u>Week Two</u>
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

<u>Week Three</u>
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y

<u>Week Four</u>
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y

<u>Week Five</u>
Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 oz., thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottle good Chardonnay, 1 large bottle Astro-glide

<u>Week Six</u>
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
Case of Chardonnay
Large tin Crisco

[Andyman]

*snort!*

[Street Worm]

*Wrist-watch

*Crisco

I knew you'd be surprised!
I knew you'd be surprised!
I knew you'd be surprised!

[Peter Peeker]

brokeback hearts are for assholes... [img]wink.gif[/img]


wait, that's not how it goes. [img]confused.gif[/img]

[KillerKanuck]

Well, at least gerbils weren't on the list. [img]graemlins/thinking.gif[/img]

[macabeee]

Large tin of Crisco!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Dajistano]

I like balsalmic vinegar. [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

[Peter Peeker]

that's a shock... [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]

[Dajistano]

"6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta"

But I have no idea what the F these are...

[Peter Peeker]

taffeta is what your prom dress was made of...
since the other is measured in yards as well, I'd assume it too is a fabric.