A lil laugh to start the day....

**Guyver** · March 16th, 2006, 09:46 AM

A mother was cleaning her son's room one morning. She was changing the sheets when she found a S&M porno magazine under the mattress. She was furious that her little baby would be looking at such smut. For the rest of the day she was trying to decide how to punish the boy for having this magazine. Finally, the her husband comes home and she instantly meets him at the door with the magazine and explains where she found it, and wants to know how he intends on handling the punishment.

He looked at the S&M magazine and then back to his wife and says, "Well I know we cannot spank him."
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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
section of an airplane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then
visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman
sneezed
again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once
more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious
about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before
she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking ever more than
before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said,
"I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your
nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"
"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition;
whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. " I have never
heard of that condition before" he said. " Are you taking anything for
it?"
"Yes," the woman nodded. "Pepper."

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**Andyman** · March 16th, 2006, 11:34 AM

LOL!

**DemonsAngel** · March 16th, 2006, 11:53 AM

HAHA [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

**hychi** · March 16th, 2006, 02:16 PM

what does S&M means? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]

**baimun** · March 16th, 2006, 03:03 PM

S&M is an abbreviation for Sado Masochism... whips, chains, spanking, and such.

**grail25** · March 16th, 2006, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by hychi:
what does S&M means? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Pat!! I'm really surprised you didn't know that!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**Spore** · March 16th, 2006, 06:56 PM

Sadism is to derive pleasure from hurting others.

Masochism is to derive pleasure from hurting yourself.

S & M

Not to be confused with those little candy coated chocolates... although I think there was a commercial where the red guy was whipping the peanut guy.