Friday morning funny.....

[DemonsAngel]

The Little Girl And A Bird

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"

"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked
away and the guy fell asleep.

When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."

Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"

After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."

[KillerKanuck]

<font size="1">owwwwwww.......</font>

[Peter Peeker]

indeed.

here's one from Ma Peeker...

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains.
To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Daryl, because he snored so badly.

They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the
whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first deputy to room with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next
morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all
night."

The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning,
same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
They said,"Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "That Daryl shakes the roof. I sat and watched him all
night."

The third night was Frank's turn to room with Daryl. Frank was a
big, burly ex-football player; a real man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy-tailed,
with a cheerful "Good Morning!"
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into
bed and kissed him good night...and he sat up and watched me all night."
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