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    Cool

    I am just drinking my coffee and there is junk mail in the board.....where are the moderators !!!! [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

    In other news....

    Back to school.

    Getting the kids to go early to school is not easy....then is the rushing for breakfast and dressing them....then dealing with traffic to delver each one....then getting to office....then pick them up in the afternoon....then checking their homework.....then forcing them to take a shower.....then forcing them to go to bed......and the circle of life continue...

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    Fine, I'll just have coffee then.*


    <font size="1">The offer to buy a cup of coffee precludes any other sale that may be going on. Not valid with other coupons. Seller accepts all responsibilities associated with delivering a caffeinated beverage to one with high risk conditions including high blood pressure, hypertension and general irritability. Non consumption of beverage may result in legal action which may include a refund to the buyer. Buyer of said coffee product will not be held liable for a lack of any stimulating conversation. Void where prohibited.</font>

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    Inactive Member Moviemaniac4's Avatar
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    Cool

    Choose from the menu

    Moose It?
    Add another shot of espresso to any drink.

    Flavor Shots
    Push the envelope. Add a shot of vanilla, caramel, raspberry, or our other flavors to any drink.

    Mix-ins
    Oreo? cookie bits, Snickers? candy bits, mint bits, or espresso beans. As if our drinks weren?t already irresistible.

    Coffee
    One honest-to-goodness great cup of coffee. Choose from a variety of daily roasts.

    Espresso
    The real deal, straight. One shot and you?ll know why Italians drive the way they do.

    Depth Charge?
    Black coffee spiked with an espresso shot. Guaranteed to boot up your hard drive.

    Latte
    Take the edge off the a.m. with this silky-smooth blend.

    Cappuccino
    A latte without the training wheels. For people who take their coffee seriously.

    Mocha
    A decadent mix of espresso and cocoa, crowned with whipped cream and chocolate shavings. All gone before you know it.

    Caramel High Rise?
    Sweet. Gooey. Not recommended by four out of five dentists.

    Turtle Mocha?
    It?s coffee. It?s dessert. It?s multi-tasking.

    Mint Condition?
    A delicious blend of mint, espresso, cocoa, and whipped cream. Wake up with minty-fresh breath.

    Lite White Berry?
    Achieve inner peace. It?s indulgence without the guilt.

    Caribou Coolers?
    Stay cool with our version of central air-conditioning. Available in vanilla, chocolate, espresso, and coffee flavors.

    Caramel Cooler
    Another day, another dollop (of whipped cream, that is).

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    I'll buy the first round of Coffee *

    <font size="1">The offer to buy the first round of coffee precludes any other sale that may be going on including the preclusion of any purchase by Andyman. Not valid with other coupons or robots constructed from salvaged parts. Seller accepts all responsibilities associated with delivering a caffeinated beverage to one with high risk conditions including high blood pressure, hypertension and general irritability, and the possibility that Baimun will become 'wired' and photoshop ebarassing pictures of said seller or patrons. Non consumption of beverage may result in legal action which may include said cup of coffee being spilled in patron's lap. Buyer of said coffee product will not be held liable for a lack of any stimulating conversation or upon incidence of spillage, any resulting burns or discomfort. Void where prohibited.</font>

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    hey no choice of donuts? [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
    i am boycotting this place [img]wink.gif[/img]

    <font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ August 24, 2006 08:57 AM: Message edited by: Mortitia ]</font>

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    Ok, here we go...Coffee and Donuts for you guys *

    <font size="1">While supply last. If you are reading this, you have no life. People never read the small letters, neither read the complete license agreements from many PC programs. Just do yourself a favor and drink your coffee. </font>

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    Why thank you MM.

    <font size="1">People who don't read the fine print are often missing out on the subtle things in life... or are getting their asses raped by hidden charges, penalties, and long term contracts. Additionally, Sideshow and the makers of many fine Monty Python products would dispute that the fine print is a fine source of subtle humor, hidden jems of humor, and places where one may mention rams bladders in public without reprocussion. This has been Don Pardo speaking.</font>

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    Originally posted by Mortitia:
    hey no choice of donuts? [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
    i am boycotting this place [img]wink.gif[/img]
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, you'd be GIRL-cotting.*

    <font size="1">"Girl-cotting" is registered and trademarked by a person with way too much time on his hands, and is used with permission by the creator himself. Also, the term "sororitizing" should be used when discussing having relations with someone of the female gender, and not just the homo-erotic symbolizism that "fraternizing" implies. Any usage of the above words without permission is a bad thing, and will entail lots of cooties being sent your way. And even the strongest cooty protection won't help you, neener-neener-neener.
    No tags back.</font>

    <font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ August 24, 2006 09:19 AM: Message edited by: That Chet Guy ]</font>

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    ok then... i am girlcotting this place!! and circle circle dot dot now i have my cootie shot!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    So...how is everyone?*

    <font size="1">You have the right to remain silent. Any answers to this question may be held against you. In fact, the author of the above question may be held against you, in a prison cell. Replying to said question does not include and may not result in any interest on the part of the questioner. In other words, answer at your own risk. Since no one reads these silly disclaimers anyway, let me take this moment to mention this subtle yet pungent smell coming from MM4's direction. It's not my place to suggest he use deodorant of any kind but he would be doing us all a favor if he bathed once in a while. Now back to your regularly schedule disclaimer. Void where prohibited.</font>

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